how many times do the Wet Bandits fuckin DIE in Home Alone 2

[Pink Gregory]

seriously, how do they survive getting a brick in the head from 5 storeys up

brutal, love it

the bollard on the rope is particularly nasty

[madhair60]

home alone is shite. "oh it's a classic". no its not. ace venture pet detective, now that's a classic. YES its transphobic but separate the Art From The Artist please. we are not animals.

[Pink Gregory]

don't be silly Madhair, Home Alone is a good movie, I said in my Roger Ebert voice

here's where I insert a tedious and contrived take about the rich kid with the massive house enacting terrible violence on the working class etc etc

[dontpaintyourteeth]

I watched HA2 at Christmas and thought this. Fully caved in the tall bloke's skull several times with bricks. Brutal little cunt isn't he.

[Magnum Valentino]

Mick Foley in a somewhat precious but still amusing coda to his second book Foley Is Good And The Real World Is Faker Than Wrestling details the likely medical consequences of each of the acts of violence in Home Alone in response to the criticism that WWF was too violent to show to children despite Home Alone being required viewing every Christmas.

[checkoutgirl]

Yeah when he gets conked on the head with bricks I started laughing and my auntie just looked at me like what's so funny? It's obvious the guys getting tonked with bricks. Stern is an excellent physical actor too so sells it well.

Later my auntie was laughing at Mr Bean and I just looked at her.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Dial Code: Santa Claus is the thinking man's Home Alone.

It's even got a proper nonce in it.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Also I can't speak of the second one, but an ER doc commented on how deadly the first would be if it were real.

https://www.menshealth.com/entertainment/a35066705/home-alone-injuries-emergency-room-doctor-mike-reaction/

[superthunderstingcar]

It'd probably be best if you never watch a Looney Tunes cartoon.

[JesusAndYourBush]

It'd probably be best if you never watch a Looney Tunes cartoon.

That's it.  I was thinking while scrolling down that it's Tom & Jerry violence. And thinking about that now it's disappointing they didn't use one of Tom's screams as a kindof Wilhelm Scream.

Another death moment is when one of them sticks his already burning head into a toilet bowl full of kerosene(?).

[13 schoolyards]

Time to remake Home Alone only set in it a prison and play it completely seriously but with the exact same "pranks" on the vicious inmates

[dissolute ocelot]

Recent horror movie Better Watch Out is loosely inspired by Home Alone and features a re-enactment of one of the HA japes which ends up with brains and blood everywhere.

Spoiler alert

Paint pot to head basically destroys skull. And Kevin faked the entire home invasion because he's a psycho.

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