How Do I Know If Deeznuts Will Like Me?

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Do you think I'd get on with lively new poster Deeznuts? I know he says " puss" when he means " pussy", but apart from that , he seems quite likeable, with his interesting queries , and that. What kind of issues do you think I should broach with him, in order to get him to like me?

[Paul Calf]

Tell him that you don't do drugs except heroin.

[Joe Qunt]

Do everyone a favour and get off this site if you're gonna be a snowflake. There's a lot more harmful shit on here that you don't wanna see.

[Buelligan]

Do not ask him if he is now or has ever been The Boston Crab.  That is the only advice I have to offer on the matter at this time.

[Armed Traffic Warden]

People are taking the piss with their answers to your clearly sincere question.

I'm sure your sparking personality and charm will win them over. Give it 20 years and a kidnap to cement the deal.

[Crenners]

Do not ask him if he is now or has ever been The Boston Crab.  That is the only advice I have to offer on the matter at this time.

Jesus Christ, that's a low blow.

Cheers for that.

[Buelligan]

No worries.  It was that down-with-the-kids-in-a-Sunday-supplement-"stylee".  And the bofa.  Lean, ffs.

[stevebuscemigif.]

I mean, could there be a real person like that?  I very much doubt it. 

[TheMonk]

Whitney Houston considers rewrite

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Whitney Houston considers rewrite

Aw, bums! Beaten to it!

[Uncle TechTip]

Jesus Christ, that's a low blow.

Cheers for that.

@Buelligan you appear to be obsessed by former posters you think are new, current posters. Take Barry's guidance to heart and don't invoke former posters in a negative way. It attracts trouble.

[Buelligan]

Are you obsessed with me?

Obsessed or not, you're clearly not able to see that this is a lighthearted thread that does not require trouble in any form.

[Crenners]

No worries.  It was that down-with-the-kids-in-a-Sunday-supplement-"stylee".  And the bofa.  Lean, ffs.

[stevebuscemigif.]

I mean, could there be a real person like that?  I very much doubt it. 

Apology accepted. 👍

[Buelligan]

You're not telling me you're TBC too?  Fucking hell, how many of them are you, there?

[Ray Travez]

We're all the Boston crab now 😂😂😂

[Buelligan]

Except old Chedney.  Although he hasn't posted in while afaik.  Dark days.

[Ray Travez]

this braindead site lmao 😂

sorry Lisa, he's just not that into you

[ImmaculateClump]

Do not ask him if he is now or has ever been The Boston Crab.  That is the only advice I have to offer on the matter at this time.

Haha :D Genuinely thought it was him as well.

[Crenners]

Et tu Brute?

😭

[ImmaculateClump]

Get off me! Stop snivelling.

[Bennett Brauer]

Where's Stigdu?

[Bennett Brauer]

And don't say Johannesburg the night before the wedding.

[Crenners]

And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me, walk talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me.

[ImmaculateClump]

Now, now. You can't be Norm Macdonald and eminem. You have to leave people for your brothers to be. You choose which one you like best and stick with that.

[Chollis]

Deeeeeeeeeeez Nuts are my own
From my heart flow
I love you I love you I love you I love you

[Tony Tony Tony]

I bet you're loving Deeznuts on the Cook'd and Bomb'd forum, aren't you?



(Just to ram it home)

[JamesTC]

Tell him you want the puss.

[Tony Tony Tony]

Grab him by the puss?

[PlanktonSideburns]

I'm seein double here

Eight Boston crabs!!!

[DeezNuts]

This was honestly a great laugh to read haha