There are two types of people in this world

[Crenners]

[Dr Rock]

There are two types of people in this world, people with horse faces, and people without, NB some horse faces can be very attractive, ie Kylie Minogue

[Crenners]

It was meant to be intelligent depressives and blissful morons.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Crows are clever and they don't seem overtly miserable.

[Crenners]

Is that a crow?

[Sebastian Cobb]

surely the crow fits in one of the two categories

[madhair60]

Is that a crow?

No, this is.

[Crenners]

surely the crow fits in one of the two categories

Although I said there are two types of people in this world, I don't mean there are only two. I've just identified two of the many types of people in this world through these two pictures. There are many more types of people in this world.

[DelurkedToHelp]

There's only two types of people in the world
The ones that entertain, and the ones that observe
Well, baby, I'm a put-on-a-show kind of girl
Don't like the back seat, gotta be first (oh-oh)
I'm like the ring leader, I call the shots (call the shots)
I'm like a firecracker, I make it hot

[shiftwork2]

Of course, the clever subtle miseries (with their insatiable love of company) and the dimbo dumbo happy fillets.

AKA Eeyore's consoling brain contortion.

[Crenners]

Of course, the clever subtle miseries (with their insatiable love of company) and the dimbo dumbo happy fillets.

AKA Eeyore's consoling brain contortion.

A lot of the most intelligent people I know are very happy but clever = sad is a comforting illusion for people who aren't so satisfied.

[Tony Tony Tony]

Those who understand binary and those who don't.

[bgmnts]

It was meant to be intelligent depressives and blissful morons.

Cows are probably smarter than you to be fair.

[Mr Vegetables]

That bird looks like Peter Capaldi, and that cow looks like it's going "shit! It's a lookalike bird!"

these are the two types of people in the world

[Crenners]

Cows are probably smarter than you to be fair.

Almost certainly.

[Dex Sawash]

I refuse to be pigeon-holed this way

[DJ Bob Hoskins]

Crows are clever and they don't seem overtly miserable.

Is that a crow?

I can't believe I have to explain this to you idiots but they're called cows. There's no 'r'.

[DJ Bob Hoskins]

I refuse to be pigeon-holed this way

Don't pay attention to the haters. They prey on the gull-able.

[idunnosomename]

i love juvie speckled gulls. they are such dorks. hobbling about trying to scavenge a bit of stray cress blowing about. before they go all white and become total atomic dickhead roasters and they peck you in the eye to steal a chip

[shiftwork2]

I refuse to be pigeon-holed this way

What about this way

[Replies From View]

What kind of category does a Kes fit into?

[Sebastian Cobb]

What kind of category does a Kes fit into?

Dustbin by the end of it.

[shiftwork2]

Fuckin' Jud killed r pets.  Get it thisen.  Jud, yer bastard.

With such a limited South Yorkshire vocabulary it's amazing that Barry Hines went on to write Sheffield conflagration Threads.

[Blue Jam]

i love juvie speckled gulls. they are such dorks. hobbling about trying to scavenge a bit of stray cress blowing about. before they go all white and become total atomic dickhead roasters and they peck you in the eye to steal a chip

Juvies?

https://youtu.be/kZ89XnELOh4

I also love spotting juvenile gulls, with their pathetic screeching and wonky attempts at flying, before they turn into fully-fledged evil bastard bin chickens.

[kittens]

cows aint people dumass

[kittens]

theres 2 typea of people of this world - nerds and losers and cool hunks wih msucles, and ladys too.

[Psybro]

I saw a magpie pecking at a run-over pigeon corpse last night, and I thought you might not like it but you can't argue with him.

[kittens]

there's two types of people in this world: men with big dicks, rock hardd and humongous, life-altering dicks that they can barely keep in their tight pants. exploding out of their straining trousers as they walk down the street. massive huge muscly dicks that could KO you in one punch. extreme dick sizes like you wouldnt believe, hard, big, wet, powerful dicks that you could use to bridge a canyon if one man stood on either side. great big boners shooting cum and jism eveywhere and on everything, wading through it to get to the greengrocers before realising all the produce in your town has been eaten by the huge voracious dicks. cumming and cumming and thrustin at nothing, frustrated men with huge dicks who gain no pleasure from ejaculation, standing on the rooftops and turning your street into a river of jism. huge enormous penised men. and me

[Buelligan]

They can stick them up their arses afaiac.  I don't even have a minidick and I'm very happy.  And much cleverer than a dick too.

[kittens]

i never for one moment meant to imply I have a small dick. in fact, i have an absolutely enormous, monstrous one.