I’m going to be a dad

[madhair60]

I have decided I am going to be a dad. Just to make it clear I have not impregnated anyone nor do I have a partner, I have just decided that I would like to have a son, so I will be endeavouring to do that as soon as possible. Thanks

[JamesTC]

I'll be your son.

[idunnosomename]

glad that's sorted

[madhair60]

I love you so much. I will dedicate my life to protecting and nurturing you

[Mobius]

Nice. Dadbods are hot.

[Fr.Bigley]

What things will you STILL be doing?

[shiftwork2]

dadhair60

[Thursday]

Oh Christ it's the dad man.

[DelurkedToHelp]

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Thee

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

If you don't have a partner, adoption would be your best bet. If adopting a child is too difficult or impractical, you may want to consider adopting a manchild (e.g. forum poster Stoneage Dinosaurs)

[Mobius]

Dead soon.

[H-O-W-L]

Dad son.

[Mr Farenheit]

He's like yer dad, inni, this geezer?

[Kankurette]

I can't wait for your son to post in the Things Your Dad Is Doing thread.

[Zero Gravitas]

They probably won't want to be your penpal either.

[Sonny_Jim]

Oh Christ it's the dad man.

Pweee dob dah dah dah-dah doh.

[Replies From View]

Remember to bollock the child

[Butchers Blind]

I've informed social services

[Pink Gregory]

I Wanna

Be Your Dad

[poo]

Hi Dad

[Icehaven]

Carry a bag of rice around for a few days, that'll give you a harsh dose of the realities of parenthood.

[Crenners]

Fatherhood is like nothing else a man can experience. You've never known what it is to be human or felt such life-affirming wholehearted joy as the day you look into your child's eyes and they say 'can I have a tenner?'

[JamesTC]

Dad, I need you to give me the birds and the bees.

[JamesTC]

My father has abandoned me :(

[touchingcloth]

Have you accomplished this yet?

[idunnosomename]

Disgusting.

[madhair60]

My father has abandoned me :(

i dont know them  :(

[Sonny_Jim]

Bastard.