Accidentally booted a hedgehog

[Twit 2]

Just went out into my pitch black garden for a smoke and accidentally walked into the little cunt. Sorry, hedgehog mate. He's fine, no harm done, but ffs, like.

[DelurkedToHelp]

A hedgehog's greatest foe, Doctor Robotkick

[Zero Gravitas]

Did he manage to get any of his rings back?

[Mobius]

Stop, Look, Listen, Get fucking booted cunt.

KING OF THE ROAD

[Kankurette]

That's NO GOOD.

[The Mollusk]

If they didn't want it to happen they wouldn't ball up like that

Asking for it really

[Mr Vegetables]

Twit 2, brute

[jobotic]

I booted one on purpose once.

Gently though, to get it off the road and up onto the pavement as it was just sitting there on a blind corner like a wanker. Act of love.

[Joe Qunt]

Fuck it next time. Get a spine up your cock.

[Thomas]

Brothers and I once rescued a hedgehog (in sphere mode) from a hedge trimmer in a graveyard. It was breathing, but refused to unfurl. Kept an eye on it while we had our Rustlers (father: 'what the fuck have brought that in for? they've got fleas') and then placed it gently in a copse before returning home to mum and school and safety.

Two weeks later, back at dad's, we were traumatised to find the hedgehog dead, right where we'd left him, dried out like a crunchy popped balloon. Cause of death: booting?

[Glyn]

Philip Larkin considers ...

[Kelvin]

Could have been worse, Twit 2.

[drummersaredeaf]

Brothers and I once rescued a hedgehog (in sphere mode) from a hedge trimmer in a graveyard. It was breathing, but refused to unfurl. Kept an eye on it while we had our Rustlers (father: 'what the fuck have brought that in for? they've got fleas') and then placed it gently in a copse before returning home to mum and school and safety.

Two weeks later, back at dad's, we were traumatised to find the hedgehog dead, right where we'd left him, dried out like a crunchy popped balloon. Cause of death: booting?

How does a Rustlers get fleas?

[Thomas]

How does a Rustlers get fleas?

under-microwaved

[idunnosomename]

Probably better to eat the crunchy popped balloon

[Pavlov`s Dog`s Dad`s Dead]

Twit 2, brute

Lovely stuff.

[Barry Admin]

Always feel so lucky when I see one waddling round here.

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?msg=4952096

Went out a few nights ago and eventually noticed him sitting right at my feet, non-kicked.

Jelly was with me again; the hedgehog remained very very still. It was the closest I've ever been to one, usually they will scamper away, but I was even able to get a picture of his little face.

[Bernice]

Lovely lads aren't they, the hedgehogs.

Eat their babies when spooked though, which doesn't quite tarry with their "top fellas of the undergrowth" image.

[JaDanketies]

We've got a hedgehog wandering about our back garden, sometimes.

A few months ago I went outside when it was raining to vape and stood on an object, I thought it might've been a pebble or, worse, a snail. Eventually lifted by foot and it was a frog. :(

scooped it up with a shovel and chucked it in a flower bed