Ferris's Bladder is Full of Piss. Something Has Got to be Done.

[popcorn]

For the last several hours, Ferris has been consuming liquids that are accumulating in his bladder. As a result, Ferris's bladder now holds 318 milliliters of urine.

He's beginning to feel some discomfort.

But that's not the worst of it.

If his bladder isn't emptied before long, Ferris may suffer metabolic abnormalities, electrolyte problems, and even long-term renal failure. His bladder, a muscle, may even start to atrophy or weaken, leading to urinary incontinence. If too much pressure builds up in the bladder, it can rupture.

Gentlemen: we have got to find a way of getting that piss out of Ferris's bladder - fast.

But how?

[pancreas]

You want us to take the piss out of Ferris?

I'm not sure I know how.

[Ferris]

Found a solution in the end, no thanks to this forum.

It involved filter paper and a very long spoon - I'll say no more.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I was going to suggest that one of us could massage your prostate.

[The Dog]

You HAVE to be cruel to be kind, it is VERY important that we do this. 

[Ferris]

Don't want to alarm anyone but think it's happening again.

[popcorn]

We have got to find a way to get piss out of Ferris's bladder - once and for all.

[selectivememory]

Surely at this point we just remove the entire bladder?

[Ferris]

And get piss on the surgical equipment? Come on mate think it through before you suggest it.

[pancreas]

If surgery is required, I would like to put myself forward. I can do this.

[bgmnts]

But it's Ferris' Bladder's Day Off?

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Somebody burp him so the piss comes out of his whore mouth.

[Ferris]

Used the filter paper/spoon again, but we can't go on like this.

[Glebe]

Caught him attempting to have a wee behind the shed and managed to stop him. "Oi! Ferris!" I says, "No micturating for you, my lad!"