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I have successfully talked my wife out of naming our new parrot Cockscratch

Started by itsfredtitmus, January 22, 2022, 09:21:20 PM

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itsfredtitmus

I said to her I think such a name would be vulgar and crass and a little bit childish for a pet, especially a parrot. What if it started mimicking mimicking human speech and accidentally blurted its name out? Can't call a parrot Cockscratch, for fucks sake!

itsfredtitmus

I've christened it Cocksniff instead, much more in tune with what a parrot should be called

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Glebe

Unfortunately she's in the process of naming your parakeet 'Dildo Bugger' so you've got that on y'plate an' all!