Comprehensive list of amusing things

[shoulders]

- Middle aged men
- Poor quality meat products


... That's more or less it, right?

[MrsWarboysLover]

If I ever need a good laugh I just think of middle aged men eating poor quality meat products and I'm tickled pink! I think you've just about covered it

[Ferris]

English post-industrial towns (preferably northern).

Faded celebrities from 1995-2003.

The colour grey.

[shoulders]

Sorry, forgot Clay Davis saying 'sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit'.

[buttgammon]

Arthropod names
Defunct/renamed football competitions

[idunnosomename]

Things your dad is doing

[pancreas]

piss
shit
death

[Replies From View]

A nunnery where everyone has AIDS

(if you don't believe me then just visit one)

[shiftwork2]

Double-take drinker discards his bottle.

[Thursday]

Fisherman's Friends. Imagine being so lonely you have to make a friends with a menthol lozenge.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Benny Hill patting the wee bald fella on the head.

[Replies From View]

bladder hewn wide open in the wheat fields

[Dr Rock]

Baby Hitler.

[Cuellar]

Egg

[popcorn]

bananas

[Spoon of Ploff]

Old fashioned typewriters with missing carriage returns.

[Ray Travez]

two old men in a bathtub rolling down a hill

a man on skates rolling down a hill

two nuns on a bike, rolling down a hill

My dog's got no nose -how does he smell? -I don't know, he's rolling down a hill

[The Bumlord]

bums

[bgmnts]

Poor quality middle aged man meat.

[The Bumlord]

Willies

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Simon Cowell's face

[zomgmouse]

going red in the face

[Pink Gregory]

a man, nude but for socks

[Ray Travez]

A film of a man falling horribly to his death down a steep ravine, being gashed by sharp rocks on the way down, but the backing music is yakkety sax

[Hex Triplet]

A man going to the toilet.

An important looking man with a serious job doing a wee.

A man sitting on a toilet, reading a newspaper, clearing his throat and looking very serious as if there is nothing funny about what he is doing (going to the toilet).

A man doing a toilet onto a poo.

[Hex Triplet]

A shop that sells discounted items that are sometimes of poor quality.

There is a man in there. He is divorced. He has children but they don't respect him.

He is also buying some toilet paper, which he will take home and use later when he does a big poo.

[Ray Travez]

That sitcom "Ooh me nuts!" where at the end of each scene the main character, a middle-aged man gets kneed in the bollocks, followed by sad trombone

[Spoon of Ploff]

ghosts bumping into walls

[PlanktonSideburns]

- Middle aged men
- Poor quality meat products


... That's more or less it, right?

theyre basically the same thing

[PlanktonSideburns]

shop near me, on industrial estate, called (town name removed) ****** Meat Centre

feels like it would fit right in here