Crisps [split topic]

[Cold Meat Platter]

FUCK CRISPS

[Cold Meat Platter]

ha ha just kidding

[itsfredtitmus]

ready salted walkers are the saviour of the night

[Consignia]

These were pretty fucking good, from Sainsbury's

Pipers are probably my favourite brand at the moment. Love those Chorizo ones[nb]Although they are proper greasy[/nb], and their Salt and Vinegar.

I've finally been able to get my hands on their lovely Longhorn Beef ones. Gorgeous.

[Lost Oliver]

Christ. Those cheese and bacon crisps were fucking awful. Lesson learned - never try anything new or go outside your own comfort zone. It's just not worth it.

[daimoniac]

Just what is it that you want to do?
Well, we wanna be free, we wanna be free to do what we wanna do
And we wanna get loaded



Today's sarnie accompaniment.

the chilli ones are the dogs bollocks. these cheese and bacon ones however, shite. seabrooks are actually pretty good at corn snacks overall, only these and the sour cream and onion bite things have disappointed so far.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Agreed. But anything snack based that claims 'cheese' needs an inspection as often that simply means 'feet and cum'.

[buttgammon]

So, Seabrook Worcestershire sauce anyone? They're a proper Lea and Perrins tie-in and everything and are nice, but not quite a zingy as the Walkers or M&S ones.

[daimoniac]

authentic recipe, but not as nice. the only good worcestershire sauce crisps are pretty much the walkers and KP brands if you're after that tang.

[Blumf]

Fucking KP bastards got rid of Worcester Sauce flavour Wheat Crunchies years ago.

[Cold Meat Platter]

In the late 80s or early 90s there was a short lived garlic sausage flavour wheat crunchies. They were intense and properly ruined your breath.

[Neomod]

These were pretty fucking good, from Sainsbury's

Nice[nb]rip off of[/nb] penguin classics 'style' packaging too.

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p-p-pick up a pipers

[holyzombiejesus]

So, Seabrook Worcestershire sauce anyone? They're a proper Lea and Perrins tie-in and everything and are nice, but not quite a zingy as the Walkers or M&S ones.

Yorkshire Crisps used to do a Hendersons Relish tie-in which was really nice. Noticed on Sunday that it's a generic Worcester Sauce flavour now but not tried them yet.

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Why is it never Harry and the Hendersons, just out of curiosity

[daimoniac]

they'd have to cross the beef flavouring powder with the hendersons relish flavouring powder. thats a level of chemstry as yet unexplored in the savoury snacking world

[Blumf]

Why is it never Harry and the Hendersons, just out of curiosity

You try getting the stuff out in California! Harry wrote to his dad asking him to send a few bottles, but old Gouty just passive aggressively sent back a pack of custom Duchy Originals "Megan Marmalade".

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Why not puff some maize around a slice of potato?  That's what I would like to know.

[itsfredtitmus]

really dislike pringles

[Piles the Beaver]

Iceland's latest abominations:



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[imitationleather]

I heard the Space Raiders ones were good.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

The two boringest flavours as well.

Summer afternoon taint and Foot n Smeg.

[Piles the Beaver]

All their ice lollies are now frozen versions of childhood sweeties too. This week I have been enjoying Swizzles Squashies and Parma Violet (surprisingly good) ice-creams...

[Sebastian Cobb]

Iceland's latest abominations:



(Fan 200°C for 17 min-  19 min)

kind of want

[canadagoose]

Iceland's latest abominations:



(Fan 200°C for 17 min-  19 min)

My first thought was revulsion because I just imagined hot crisps, but they might be OK. Like thinner potato smiles. I like those.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

It's potato so how bad can it get? Mash, and that's basically passable.

[beanheadmcginty]

Fair play to the Iceland food innovation department. I've got a mate who lives entirely on crisps, biscuits and sweets (he's a former heavy stoner, used to get his groceries from Blockbuster video) and this sort of stuff genuinely gets him excited. I think he pretty much only shops in Iceland these days, so from a customer satisfaction point of view they are knocking it out of the park.

[Sebastian Cobb]

(he's a former heavy stoner, used to get his groceries from Blockbuster video)

Wait, what? There's no way you can live on Häagen-Dazs, pop-pop microwave popcorn and massive bags of skittles. There must be a 24 garage visit in there somewhere.

I once had someone at a house party recognise me because I used to come in their threshers \o/

[beanheadmcginty]

I once had someone at a house party recognise me because I used to come in their threshers \o/

I bet you did you dirty old bollocks.

[imitationleather]

I once had someone at a house party recognise me because I used to come in their threshers \o/

I would have been absolutely mortified.