If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems and

[madhair60]

I'm all outta gum

[Shit Good Nose]

bleeding out of my bum.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

That woman who looks a bit like Kathy Burke out of Come ( the band).

[the]

a packet of crisps please

[seepage]

take one down, pass it around, 98 problems on the wall

HAI
    VISIBLE "O HAI! IM IN UR PROBZ!"
    I HAS A VAR
    LOL VAR R 99
    IM IN your LOOP
        VISIBLE VAR!
        VISIBLE " PROBZ N LOL NO WALL, "!
        VISIBLE VAR!
        VISIBLE " PROBZ!"
        VISIBLE "TAKE 1 DWN, PAS IT AROUN, "!
        NERFZ VAR!!
        IZ VAR LIEK 0?
            YARLY
                VISIBLE "NO MOAR"!
            NOWAI
                VISIBLE VAR!
        KTHX
        VISIBLE " PROBZ N LOL NO WALL!"
        IZ VAR LIEK 0?
            GTFO
        KTHX
    KTHX
    VISIBLE "GIEV MOAR PLZ! KTHXBAI!"
KTHXBYE

[Cuellar]

I'm addicted to fucking

[Pingers]

I seem to have married John Leslie :(

[Captain Z]

72 issues

[Pingers]

37 pence

[flotemysost]

I'm fucking your mum

[lazyhour]

a nice sticky bun

[bgmnts]

feeling a bit glum