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Film Baddies - Where Are They Now?

Started by Custard, May 01, 2014, 11:20:25 PM

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Custard

We've all got favourite baddies in the films, but where are they now?

I reckon the blonde cunt from The Karate Kid is now stuck in a boring office job, which kills him inside a little bit more each day.

He goes home nightly to his second wife, and her two kids from a previous relationship, and eats his microwave dinner in front of the telly, as the family screams and argues all around him.

His one joy in life is his occasional wank in the bathroom of a morning, or when the wife goes to bingo. Do they have bingo in America?

He fancies the new young temp at work, but she doesn't wanna know. He sometimes thinks of her as he wanks.

He bought an Xbox One the other day, but doesn't know how to work it. The kids won't help him.

He sometimes tells the kids about his time at the karate club, but changes the story about the final of the tournament so he wins. They don't listen anyway.


Brundle-Fly

Morell from A Room For Romeo Brass?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9wgfQVxbOY

Wandering around Dean Street, stinking of piss, shouting at people. Probably dead though.

Blumf

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Quote from: Shameless Custard on May 01, 2014, 11:20:25 PM
We've all got favourite baddies in the films, but where are they now?

I reckon the blonde cunt from The Karate Kid is now stuck in a boring office job, which kills him inside a little bit more each day.

We know what happened to Johnny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMsLvLshZBQ
(as well as Greg Tolan, Chas, and The Gimp)

Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth

That little blonde shit from the Harry Potters, having got away scot free with all of his evil deeds, decides to enter the world of muggle politics.



Brundle-Fly



Henry.F.Potter from It's A Wonderful Life (1946)

After an unexpected windfall, Potter invested in asbestos manufacture and became a multi-millionaire over night. Retiring to Wisconsin, he became an active campaigner for Senator Joseph McCarthy and received the Congressional Gold Medal For Being The Best Paranoid Hateful Cunt in 1956. 

He sadly passed away in 1960 and controversially left his entire fortune to a Ms Zuzu Bailey for reasons undisclosed to this very day.

Van Dammage

Quote from: Brundle-Fly on May 02, 2014, 11:22:32 PM
Morell from A Room For Romeo Brass?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9wgfQVxbOY

Wandering around Dean Street, stinking of piss, shouting at people. Probably dead though.

Morell is a legend. I watched Romeo Brass and Dead Man's Shoes back to back and it just shows how amazing Paddy Considine is.