Tiny wee arseless hipster men with long hair and beards

[Chicory]

Jiminy Jesuses

Dinky deities

Miniature messiahs

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Baby-grohammeds?
Can-carry-krishnas?

[Chicory]

Kinder kings

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Lord-lets

[Chicory]

Semi saviours

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Meh-size-Nahs

[Chicory]

Bethlehem wee Bee Gee bastards

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The little prince

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Why are they so tiny, these gentlemen?  Absurdly small for their respective ages of 44, 45 and 48.

Were they always this height or have they become shrunken?

[Chicory]

They ceased physical growth at fifteen, such is god's plan.

Stigmata semi men.

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Castrati Baristas

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They ceased physical growth at fifteen, such is god's plan.

Stigmata semi men.

This makes them sound actually quite palatable

[Chicory]

They're palatable, very palatable.  Because they're cutesy Christs.

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How small we talking here? Can I pop a brace of them in a bandolier and take them for a mountain walk?

[Chicory]

I wouldn't recommend it. Their hair just gets stuck and they start crying.

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That's a shame, how about a handful of them sprinkled into a bassinet?

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dreads and thousands they sprinkle away at night

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Can I just say that I'm really enjoying this thread, it's a really quality one, not a foot put wrong in it so far

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What's the point of having one of those massive openings at the back of the trousers when there isn't even an arse there?

It's sheer form at the expense of functionality.

[poo]

Never trust an arseless cunt

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Do they lack an arse because it has shrunk down at a faster rate than the rest of them and become a vestigial object?

Seems most likely.