It's popcorn's turn for a ruined organism on Sunday morning

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Ferris has promised to bring along his mummification kit so this should be a really swell time.

[Poobum]

Better not forget his canopic jars like he did with me, that frontal lobe is still on my dresser attracting sundry flies.

[popcorn]

Fucking hell but it's taken me ages to get this orgasm going.

[popcorn]

Oh it says organism. Safe!

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Are you readying yourself for Sunday?  Or do you already feel ready?

[popcorn]

Can't someone else ready me?

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Can't someone else ready me?

What's wrong with the person you received on Wednesday?

[popcorn]

Hello I'm ready to have my organism ruined now!

[Ferris]

I'm going to come clean: I don't have a mummification kit. I just wanted to look like a Big Man, mummification-wise.

I'm sorry.

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Gradually this entire endeavour has gone to seed.  What we really needed to do was strike while the iron was hot, and we didn't.  We failed to strike while the iron was hot.

[touchingcloth]

Watch Ferris calmly DISMANTLE popcorn's orgasm.

[popcorn]

So can I just hang on to my organism for now or should I bin it?

[Ferris]

Well if you've already brought it all this way then you might as well show Holly and Phil.

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Exactly.  There's episodes of Ben and Polly you are obliged to watch now, remember.

[touchingcloth]

People are kicking back against the manufactured obsolescence of orgasms, and if you search Facebook for "right to repair orgasms" then you'll probably find a local meet up where some men will be happy to give their tools a go on your orgasm.