Cuellar is heading off to locate the Pompeii cavity that fits his exact shape

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Everyone please wish Cuellar the best of luck on firstly his lone voyage to the city of Pompeii, then secondly his mission to locate the Pompeii cavity that fits his exact shape.

He has said he will likely live within that cavity for a few days' respite, feeling nourishment across time and space, and in particular allowing his genitals to feel "cradled" by his long-deceased Pompeii counterpart.  Ultimately he plans to take home the part of the cavity corresponding to these aforementioned genitals and also the buttocks, as keepsakes or a singular keepsake if they can survive in one piece. 

He is quite certain that the Pompeii authorities will be fine with it, and who's to challenge that?

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I hope he spots the 2000 year old graffiti on the wall of Romulus Secunduses house that says "Cuellar Cuntus Est".

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Oh wouldn't that be wonderful

[Cuellar]

I'll be posting updates on my insta, tik tok etc. (@PompeiiUpCuellar), really excited! :D

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Yes please, Cuellar!  Please keep us all posted!

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

If you get in this one, you'll be able to suck the other Roman fella off:

[idunnosomename]

People. Please. A Roman colony on the bay of Naples has been destroyed by a pyroclastic flow.

[Glebe]

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If you get in this one, you'll be able to suck the other Roman fella off:

It looks ideal, until you remember that they are cavities and that one simply lacks any head support.