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Trump number 8

Started by Fambo Number Mive, August 23, 2018, 08:19:52 AM

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Will Trump be re-elected in 2020?

Yes because we're all fucked now
21 (38.2%)
Aye, probably
14 (25.5%)
No because Trump will eventually trip himself up
0 (0%)
No because the Democrats will triumph
2 (3.6%)
I HEAR YOU'RE A RACIST NOW FATHER
4 (7.3%)
Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley, Kennedy and Stuart Sutcliffe
1 (1.8%)
It's all pointless - like bringing a knife to a gun party (Sandford, 18/06/16)
0 (0%)
Rode slipshod over all dumbshits, he were curious orange
1 (1.8%)
Search for "Goatse" increased by 600% since election outcome
2 (3.6%)
Pee Tape emerges with no real impact other than increased awareness of prostate check
0 (0%)
Trump steps down, Pence rises like a greying Ken doll found in a sewer full of pig fat
0 (0%)
In the episode, Captain Kirk stands trial on charges of negligence after a crewman fakes his own death.
0 (0%)
Imagine the size of his balls
0 (0%)
Obama emerges from the void screaming PULL YOUR PANTS UP, DAD'S HOME
0 (0%)
Not as good as The Wire
1 (1.8%)
Raoul Moat
3 (5.5%)
PLEASE GAS THIS WHITEHOUSE OF CUNTS
2 (3.6%)
Sauron falls through the bar
0 (0%)
As predicted by Frank T. J. Mackie
0 (0%)
Carry On Up The Arse
2 (3.6%)
The Mueller-Lite Effect
0 (0%)
The Further Adventures of Snow White Supremacist and the Fifteen Stupid Twats
0 (0%)
Trump re-elected as man plays Bela Lugosi's Dead on a tuba made of smegma
1 (1.8%)
#NotAllFAtStupidYanks
0 (0%)
I had a fat stupid yank in me car once, made a right fuckin mess
1 (1.8%)

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Darles Chickens

#2130
June 03, 2019, 01:41:45 PM
Hope everyone's seen Led By Donkeys' latest stunt.  Video of Boris Johnson disparaging Trump projected onto Big Ben just in time for his visit.

https://www.facebook.com/ledbydonkeys/videos/396114350990073/

Just the sort of childish thing I'm sure Trump would appreciate.

Alberon

#2131
June 03, 2019, 02:04:24 PM
Trump has been moaning about how CNN is the only source for American-based news here.

Someone should explain to him that Fox News was dropped by Murdoch's Sky as it wasn't making money.

Blue Jam

#2132
June 03, 2019, 03:56:13 PM
"Hey Mr Kahn, your a LOOSER":

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-48495899

"...and you're short, LOL"

Alberon

#2133
June 03, 2019, 04:41:15 PM
Quote from: Blue Jam on June 03, 2019, 03:56:13 PM
"Hey Mr Kahn, your a LOOSER":

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-48495899

"...and you're short, LOL"

People with small hands shouldn't (probably can't) throw stones.

SteveDave

#2134
June 03, 2019, 04:50:30 PM


I BET YOU DO ANDREW YOU DIRTY OLD BOLLOCKS. I BET YOU FUCKING DO.

Paulie Walnuts

#2135
June 03, 2019, 05:45:12 PM
Quote from: Darles Chickens on June 03, 2019, 01:41:45 PM
Hope everyone's seen Led By Donkeys' latest stunt.  Video of Boris Johnson disparaging Trump projected onto Big Ben just in time for his visit.

https://www.facebook.com/ledbydonkeys/videos/396114350990073/

Just the sort of childish thing I'm sure Trump would appreciate.

Led by Donkeys, aren't they those 4 honky gammon middle class London twats?

Anyone remember when the left wasn't represented by the metropolitan middle classes?

Buelligan

#2136
June 03, 2019, 05:56:03 PM
Quote from: Darles Chickens on June 03, 2019, 01:41:45 PM
Hope everyone's seen Led By Donkeys' latest stunt.  Video of Boris Johnson disparaging Trump projected onto Big Ben just in time for his visit.

https://www.facebook.com/ledbydonkeys/videos/396114350990073/

Just the sort of childish thing I'm sure Trump would appreciate.

Heheh.  Loved that, thanks Darles.  Tharles.

Paulie Walnuts

#2137
June 03, 2019, 05:58:10 PM
Literally middle class gammon left wing NPC hipsters drinking out of jam jars in North London

beyond parody at this point

Buelligan

#2138
June 03, 2019, 06:01:19 PM
4,2,3,1.

Dex Sawash

#2139
June 03, 2019, 06:05:03 PM
Quote from: Buelligan on June 03, 2019, 06:01:19 PM
4,2,3,1.

hello ladies, I am also quite bald

phantom_power

#2140
June 03, 2019, 06:06:53 PM
Quote from: Paulie Walnuts on June 03, 2019, 05:58:10 PM
Literally middle class gammon left wing NPC hipsters drinking out of jam jars in North London


Could you cram any more shit buzzwords into one sentence. Aren't you always going on about debating the message rather than attacking the person? Isn't that a left wing sin?

Buelligan

#2141
June 03, 2019, 06:07:35 PM
Quote from: Dex Sawash on June 03, 2019, 06:05:03 PM
hello ladies, I am also quite bald

I think you'll find it's the rasmus ratio on these donkeys that's buttering any parsnips near here.

Paulie Walnuts

#2142
June 03, 2019, 06:08:51 PM
Quote from: phantom_power on June 03, 2019, 06:06:53 PM
Could you cram any more shit buzzwords into one sentence. Aren't you always going on about debating the message rather than attacking the person? Isn't that a left wing sin?

whats the message?

phantom_power

#2143
June 03, 2019, 06:09:37 PM
That Johnson is a "whichever way the wind blows" cynical, cowardly arsehole I think

Buelligan

#2144
June 03, 2019, 06:10:21 PM
Quote from: Paulie Walnuts on June 03, 2019, 06:08:51 PM
whats the message?
Message reads
QuoteFuck off tit

Does that mean anything to you?

Tommy Robwatson

#2145
June 03, 2019, 07:12:25 PM
Spineless Corbyn is attending the rally and speaking at it, pissing on the graves of the war dead. He can't lose voters fast enough. His enemies within are forcing endless identity shit out of him before finally killing him off. Labour are losing voters forever. They won't govern again until the 2030s.

jobotic

#2146
June 03, 2019, 07:15:48 PM
Who is this plum performing for? Either of them.

Buelligan

#2147
June 03, 2019, 07:31:40 PM
The Plum Fingerer?

Quote

#2148
June 03, 2019, 07:45:38 PM
Pissing on the graves of the war dead does seem like a PR own goal tbh.

Is he pissing from the stage?

Darles Chickens

#2149
June 03, 2019, 08:03:18 PM
Today Trump left a message in the visitors' book in Westminster Abbey.



It looks like he writes in the Disney font.

And the message is as profound and thoughtful as one might expect of the President of the USA.

SPECIAL PLACE

yeah, you're special.

imitationleather

#2150
June 03, 2019, 08:05:14 PM
Looking forward to all the footage of him walking around, pointing at stuff and pretending to whisper observations into his wife's ear.

Tommy Robwatson

#2151
June 03, 2019, 08:07:24 PM
Quote from: Quote on June 03, 2019, 07:45:38 PM
Pissing on the graves of the war dead does seem like a PR own goal tbh.

Is he pissing from the stage?

His enemies within his own party haven't decided what'll lose (fail to win) the most votes yet, so maybe.

Do you believe it's anything other than part of electoral suicide by a thousand cuts?

Alberon

#2152
June 03, 2019, 08:08:41 PM
Fuck me, I thought that image of the book was faked!

Cunt's brain is so rotted he's barely aware where he is.

Alberon

#2153
June 03, 2019, 08:15:50 PM
Melanomia looks like a mannikin just being pushed around beside Trump.









At least they popped the smiling face on for the last shot though.

Attila

#2154
June 03, 2019, 08:28:23 PM
Are they serving Diet Coke and McDonald's at the banquet tonight?

BlodwynPig

#2155
June 03, 2019, 08:36:09 PM
Has Theresa May reared her turkey face yet?

imitationleather

#2156
June 03, 2019, 08:40:03 PM
Quote from: BlodwynPig on June 03, 2019, 08:36:09 PM
Has Theresa May reared her turkey face yet?

Who?

BlodwynPig

#2157
June 03, 2019, 08:49:44 PM
Quote from: imitationleather on June 03, 2019, 08:40:03 PM
Who?

Sorry, I've been away in the backwoods for the weekend

Buelligan

#2158
June 03, 2019, 10:27:09 PM
Quote from: Alberon on June 03, 2019, 08:15:50 PM
Melanomia looks like a mannikin just being pushed around beside Trump.

Lotta lotta drugs I imagine.  You'd have to.

The Culture Bunker

#2159
June 03, 2019, 11:13:42 PM
Quote from: Alberon on June 03, 2019, 08:08:41 PM
Fuck me, I thought that image of the book was faked!

Cunt's brain is so rotted he's barely aware where he is.
Is that really what he really wrote? If so, that he writes in a mix of upper and lower case amuses me. Or should I say, AMuSeS Me?
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