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Title: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: Cerys on May 27, 2020, 09:54:57 PM
*gush*

(https://i.imgur.com/2MovzWr.png)
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: wasp_f15ting on May 27, 2020, 10:40:19 PM
Sensational and arousing
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Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on May 27, 2020, 11:17:20 PM
what the fuuuuuck
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: selectivememory on May 27, 2020, 11:17:27 PM
Wow. Cerys has been so good this year.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: hedgehog90 on May 28, 2020, 02:32:59 AM
The face reminds me of Norma Desmond getting ready for her close up, but this one is explicitly referring to her vadge.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on May 28, 2020, 08:38:21 AM
Filth. I love it.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: Crabwalk on May 28, 2020, 07:44:47 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/ypGM0K8.png)
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: Cerys on May 28, 2020, 08:02:19 PM
Have I mentioned lately that I love you...?
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: selectivememory on May 28, 2020, 08:18:17 PM
heh. This is a weird match. I love it.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on May 28, 2020, 09:46:17 PM
merciful hour
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: wasp_f15ting on May 29, 2020, 09:09:19 AM
Haha wow the Poncho comment
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Post by: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on May 29, 2020, 03:49:59 PM
This content is all right up my vag street.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: DolphinFace on May 29, 2020, 09:16:38 PM
2 great shots
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: Cerys on May 29, 2020, 10:09:36 PM
*pop*

(https://i.imgur.com/vFfZuMc.png)
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: selectivememory on May 29, 2020, 10:11:27 PM
Holy fucking shit!
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on May 29, 2020, 11:54:04 PM
christ
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: Bence Fekete on May 30, 2020, 01:37:50 AM
Getting the winner of this one inked on my piss flaps
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: wasp_f15ting on May 30, 2020, 09:43:22 AM
Beautiful
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Post by: greencalx on May 30, 2020, 12:47:09 PM
I like the fact this match isn't relying on film references for its humour. (Although perhaps there are films in Cerys' collection that none of us need to know about).
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: Johnny Yesno on May 30, 2020, 05:11:03 PM
I like the fact this match isn't relying on film references for its humour. (Although perhaps there are films in Cerys' collection that none of us need to know about).

No, it's bands this time. Female Ejaculation Gargoyle are a post hardcore act, whose most recent gig was on a decommissioned nuclear sub.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: idunnosomename on May 31, 2020, 01:35:48 AM
fucking hell. kilpeck doing a gush. i love this
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: Crabwalk on May 31, 2020, 10:29:32 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/0ExJKhx.png)

I love you too Cerys x
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Post by: chveik on May 31, 2020, 10:31:26 PM
has to be Crabwalk for the last shot
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Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on May 31, 2020, 10:33:59 PM
Wooow

This came down to a toss-up between the opening shot and the final return. On balance I vote for Crabwalk, because that last shot requires a few moments of quiet contemplation,  distinguishing it from the immediate shock value of the other three shots.
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Post by: idunnosomename on May 31, 2020, 10:45:46 PM
wait that's def the second time I've seen that jan van eyck painting in this competition. who used it before. my all-important vote will be withheld until I find out
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Post by: Prison Biscuits on May 31, 2020, 10:46:02 PM
holyyyy shit thats a beautiful last shot. vote crabwalk
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: selectivememory on May 31, 2020, 10:46:47 PM
wait that's def the second time I've seen that jan van eyck painting in this competition. who used it before. my all-important vote will be withheld until I find out

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,79721.msg4182092.html#msg4182092
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: Butchers Blind on May 31, 2020, 10:48:04 PM
Well played. crabwalk, just.
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Post by: selectivememory on May 31, 2020, 10:50:43 PM
Argh... It's a really hard choice. Could go either way, the final two shots in particular are amazing. I think Crabwalk's been the player of the tournament up to now, but I think Cerys takes this one for me with her insane second shot there.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: Crabwalk on May 31, 2020, 10:55:48 PM
https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,79721.msg4182092.html#msg4182092

Oops.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: wasp_f15ting on May 31, 2020, 10:58:08 PM
Sorry Cerys I love you, but Crabwalk has just pipped it this match :(

Crabwalk
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: Fishfinger on May 31, 2020, 11:44:06 PM
Awesome all round, and I love that lost shot, but I think Cerys for the true wrong.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: Bence Fekete on May 31, 2020, 11:51:17 PM
For the first time I can't choose. If you held a gun to my head I would say Cerys, but if you held my head under a toilet I'd say Crabwalk. Or, more like: 'cwwbbbabawwalalakkkakkk'.

A fine pisssing contest match.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: FerriswheelBueller on June 01, 2020, 12:38:08 AM
The sideways way a crab walks
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: pancreas on June 01, 2020, 12:48:22 AM
vag mortis

crabwalk
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: Old Thrashbarg on June 01, 2020, 01:06:40 AM
Multiple big laughs working through all the details in the last shot, with the corgi and Witchell probably being the highlights. Crabwalk.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: Johnny Yesno on June 01, 2020, 07:29:15 AM
Pleasingly deranged work from Cerys but Crabwalk aced both returns.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: Spoon of Ploff on June 01, 2020, 07:47:46 AM

Sorry Cerys. I've been at the wrong end of Crabwalk's Classic Paintings manipulations before. That and the sinister implication of choirboy ponchos mean I have to vote for he.

It's Crabwalk for me chief
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: kittens on June 01, 2020, 08:50:18 AM
gotta go crabbers for that last one.
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Post by: alan nagsworth on June 01, 2020, 09:14:01 AM
Crabwalk. Sensational stuff.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: Wonderful Butternut on June 01, 2020, 12:59:45 PM
That last shot is properly tasty, so I have to go with Crabwalk.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: greencalx on June 01, 2020, 03:04:10 PM
Great match, but Crabby edges it.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: hedgehog90 on June 01, 2020, 04:22:17 PM
Crabby.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: BlodwynPig on June 01, 2020, 04:26:15 PM
Always pleased to see Nick Witchell entering the arena, but Crab for his corporeal addition
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on June 01, 2020, 04:28:25 PM
Cerys
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: QDRPHNC on June 01, 2020, 04:42:58 PM
Yeah, crabwalk for the last one.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: Small Man Big Horse on June 01, 2020, 04:55:33 PM
Cerys has had her best ever tournament and I bloody love her second shot, but Crabwalk's second is somehow even better and so he wins it for me.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: DistressedArea on June 01, 2020, 07:25:07 PM
Cerys
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: Shoulders?-Stomach! on June 01, 2020, 09:58:36 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/0ExJKhx.png)

I love you too Cerys x

I had committed to voting for Cerys after her 2nd shot but that is the best* thing I've ever seen.


*never do anything like that again

Crabwalk for the Cunt of Death
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: selectivememory on June 01, 2020, 10:08:33 PM
I'm not going to change my vote, but I do keep coming back to look at that last shot. One of the best I've seen I think.
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Post by: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on June 01, 2020, 10:25:23 PM
Yep that is pretty exceptional.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: Cerys on June 01, 2020, 11:07:21 PM
I am weeping as I type this.  Disappointment at still not reaching the final round?  Relief at not having to face Miles or hedgehog?  We may never know.

Phew :)
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: Johnny Yesno on June 02, 2020, 02:43:59 PM
I am weeping as I type this.  Disappointment at still not reaching the final round?  Relief at not having to face Miles or hedgehog?  We may never know.

Phew :)

You forced him to raise his game since the previous round. I applaud you for that.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: Johnny Yesno on June 02, 2020, 02:46:48 PM
Maybe it's a bit early to ask, but how the fuck did you do those gargoyles in your first shot Cee Dubya? They're amazing.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: Cerys on June 02, 2020, 03:01:53 PM
I can field that one - Google 'sheela na gig'.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: Johnny Yesno on June 02, 2020, 08:27:22 PM
I can field that one - Google 'sheela na gig'.

Thanks. I had no idea they were so filthy in the olden days. That's one for the Phwooaarr!!! thread. If you can get over the fact that she looks a bit like Zippy, anyway.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: king_tubby on June 02, 2020, 09:51:57 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/0ExJKhx.png)

I love you too Cerys x

Can you tweet that so I can retweet it please?
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Post by: selectivememory on June 02, 2020, 10:35:25 PM
Congrats to Crabwalk who is into yet another Wimblewrong final with a 19-4 win over Cerys. I'll post a new thread with details for the final tomorrow at around 5pm, after the other semifinal has concluded, so keep an eye out for that.

Congrats to Cerys for a fantastic tournament and brilliant match here as well.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: Crabwalk on June 02, 2020, 10:58:24 PM
Thanks Cerys, you've been amazing all tournament and your shots in this match were as demented and hilarious and original as ever. Can't believe you've never made a final. Voters need to sort their shit out IMO. CONSIDER YOUR HAND BITTEN, VOTERS.

Can you tweet that so I can retweet it please?

Sure thing. I'm certain it'll have an equally incredible response as when Johnny suggested I tweet my IKEA one out last round. Two whole retweets, baby.

Fucking hell, do I really have to come up with three more of these cunting things? Can't I be furloughed or something?
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Post by: Cerys on June 02, 2020, 11:21:11 PM
Cheers, Crabby - and I'm serious about being relieved.  Although I'm a bit peeved that I didn't do one of my earliest ideas - Bosch's  Corden of Earthly Delights.
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Post by: chveik on June 02, 2020, 11:39:52 PM
Cheers, Crabby - and I'm serious about being relieved.  Although I'm a bit peeved that I didn't do one of my earliest ideas - Bosch's  Corden of Earthly Delights.

it's unfair to tease us like that
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: Cerys on June 02, 2020, 11:55:58 PM
That's what you get for not voting me into the final.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: Crabwalk on June 04, 2020, 07:47:28 PM
I will pay you £50 if you make it and let me use it in the final.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
Post by: Cerys on June 06, 2020, 03:21:59 AM
Like you'd actually need to.