Wimblewrong 2023 Round 1 - (NSFW) Mr Farenheit vs Lordofthefiles

[Mr Farenheit]

sorry

[selectivememory]

I knew it!

[selectivememory]

BTW, just so everyone knows, @Lordofthefiles has already been granted an extension on their first return as they're not available to play before the 15th.

[Cerys]

Someone here is going to hell, and I hope it isn't Bagpuss.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Some kind of shit shop

And the idea of a news paragraph starting with

OH YEA, AND

did for me

[Clive Dogshit]

haha that's great

[Vodkafone]

That Bagpuss image is... arresting.

[TheGingerAlien]

Shit hot Ron Diddler scoop! Love it

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Lovely stuff

[Lordofthefiles]

Right, I'm back home - riddled with pneumonia, so hopefully I can put the insanity of my fevered mind to use!


Thanks everyone for your patience.

I'll get started first thing in the morning.


@selectivememory, does my time start on the 15th or do I have to return serve on the 15th?

[selectivememory]

It was going to be when the time started. If you're ready to get going now, you can take three days starting from, say, tomorrow morning if that's ok? So, I'll set the deadline on Monday at 10:00.

Hope you're feeling better soon!

[Lordofthefiles]

Great, that's a relief!

Monday at 10 it is (hopefully earlier)


Thanks again.

[Lordofthefiles]

(Delayed) Thwaaakkkk

[touchingcloth]

Worth the wait!

[Cerys]

Definitely.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Two brilliant shots. Love "win a free holiday in a ditch" and Windy Miller's antics.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Excellent match so far

[selectivememory]

Awaiting your shot, @Mr Farenheit

Let us know if you need a little longer.

[Mr Farenheit]

On the way, a couple of hours if that's ok

[selectivememory]

Yeah, that's great, cheers

[Mr Farenheit]

👉🌸👈

[Lordofthefiles]

Lovely stuff!

Genuine LOL at The Queen tattoo and the keyhole.

[Fambo Number Mive]

That's brilliant.

[touchingcloth]

Why is Steve Jobs talking like the Artful Dodger?

[Cerys]

I need a hug.

[The Mollusk]

So much about that is hilarious but for some reason the scraggy hand of the bloke in the knock off Blobby costume is what really got me

[TheGingerAlien]

The amphetamines have really taken their toll on Blobby :(

[Clive Dogshit]

That is fucking great, so perfectly seedy and bleak.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Strong stuff

[Vodkafone]

Those carpet tiles are almost the bleakest thing in it.