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Title: nice hotel Bath or Bristol
Post by: poo on November 04, 2019, 05:22:24 PM
nice hotel Bath or Bristol thx
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Post by: BlodwynPig on November 04, 2019, 05:23:49 PM
Combe Down
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Post by: bgmnts on November 04, 2019, 05:28:39 PM
Premier Inn
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Post by: Lisa Jesusandmarychain on November 04, 2019, 05:29:45 PM
Richard Wattis.
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Post by: kittens on November 04, 2019, 05:38:19 PM
sleep on my toilet floor
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Post by: Dr Trouser on November 04, 2019, 05:38:55 PM
I stayed in the hotel du vin in Bristol and I met Nick Knowles in the bar.

He is a cunt, but the hotel is very nice
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Post by: chveik on November 04, 2019, 05:41:36 PM
Gary Inn
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Post by: Angrew Lloyg Wegger on November 04, 2019, 05:50:18 PM
Travelodge
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Post by: thenoise on November 04, 2019, 06:05:05 PM
Hotel du Crap
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Post by: Replies From View on November 04, 2019, 06:07:13 PM
Snow Hill Tower Block
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Post by: dissolute ocelot on November 04, 2019, 06:10:13 PM
never understood the point of baths in hotels myself.
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Post by: Shoulders?-Stomach! on November 04, 2019, 06:13:10 PM
Gaycum Excelsis Bath Parkway
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Post by: Shoulders?-Stomach! on November 04, 2019, 06:13:50 PM
Gary Inn

Actually no, scrap the last post, that one.
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Post by: sponk on November 04, 2019, 06:16:06 PM
Dog Inn
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Post by: Replies From View on November 04, 2019, 06:26:04 PM
The Cecil Hotel
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Post by: shiftwork2 on November 04, 2019, 06:32:09 PM
Stop fucking about and get yourself in ‘Spoons hotel.
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Post by: The Boston Crab on November 04, 2019, 06:45:20 PM
Stayed at the Royal Marriott in Bristol a handful of times. Decent enough, quite smart, quiet, warm, rooms big and comfy, proper buffet breakfast. Went to the Jap restaurant opposite loads, really good soup noodles and always full of Chinese students. Get a few Asahi down you and fried dumplings and soak it up reading your phone and eavesdropping. Six tinnies from Tesco Express and swerve the shitty conference crap in the evening and get wrecked on my bill playing Switch. Great fun. Conference type shit canapé lunch is too boss, buddy. Tuck in. Massive Partridge w*** with the angled m****r and bidet a**l frenzy.
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Post by: a duncandisorderly on November 04, 2019, 06:47:55 PM
place called the orangery in bath was decent.
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Post by: Rich Uncle Skeleton on November 04, 2019, 06:53:24 PM
If you're just looking for a base to chuck your bag down, shower and sleep and don't need to swing a cat in the room, Z hotel in bath is really good.

Right in the centre without getting much noise and in the evening there was an hour or two of free wine you could go nuts on in the lobby .
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Post by: BlodwynPig on November 04, 2019, 07:08:30 PM
The YHA in Bath has been refurbished, bit of a hike up a hill but that’s bath for you
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Post by: Mrs Wogans lemon drizzle on November 04, 2019, 07:44:27 PM
Roni Size's brown paper bag hotel
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Post by: kittens on November 04, 2019, 07:50:41 PM
get on your knees and beg for the privilege of sleeping on my dirty toilet floor
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Post by: Noonling on November 04, 2019, 07:52:17 PM
I charge only £20 for you to sleep on my toilet floor. The toilet paper is scented!
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Post by: imitationleather on November 04, 2019, 07:58:02 PM
The toilet paper is scented!

Yeah. Of shit. He got bought his first roll in the '80s and just hangs it back up after each use. Over and over and over again. :/
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Post by: poo on November 04, 2019, 08:12:14 PM
thx going amsterdam now
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Post by: Non Stop Dancer on November 04, 2019, 08:26:51 PM
I stayed in the hotel du vin in Bristol and I met Nick Knowles in the bar.

He is a cunt, but the hotel is very nice

I met Bob Mortimer at the Radisson Blu.
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Post by: idunnosomename on November 04, 2019, 08:50:29 PM
Bristol is much nicer than Bath on every level except Roman remains
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Post by: Ian Drunken Smurf on November 05, 2019, 12:26:52 AM
Stayed at the Francis in Bath. It is a Sofitel. Wife loved it.
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Post by: Replies From View on November 05, 2019, 12:32:01 AM
What's a sofitel?  I'm assuming "sofi" is the plural of sofa but how does that correspond to the "ho" in hotel?
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Post by: thenoise on November 05, 2019, 03:59:44 AM
It comes from 'so fit', young person's parlance for 'good looking'.
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Post by: hamfist on November 05, 2019, 07:04:24 AM
cookdandbooking.com
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Post by: Rich Uncle Skeleton on November 05, 2019, 09:38:31 AM
Stayed at the Francis in Bath. It is a Sofitel. Wife loved it.

My grandparents stayed there whenever they came down to visit then one time it turned out one or two of the staff had a card duplicating racket going on. This was a while ago, mind
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Post by: Replies From View on November 05, 2019, 05:24:25 PM
It comes from 'so fit', young person's parlance for 'good looking'.

Some kind of wristband for tracking steps and pulse levels, I suspect.