I STILL FUCKING LOVE CATS

[bgmnts]

Remember to give her a good shoeing as soon as you get home. Show the cunt who's boss.

[Attila]

Not sure the cat's enjoying that. Seems slightly cruel.

Don't worry, Menu -- I had a tomcat (Mr Rednuts) years ago who reacted in a very similar fashion, and in between the tro lo lo-type actions, would purr his head off , and look at me with the same expression when I'd stop.

One of my current cats, Susan Bucket, has a similar reaction to having her arse scratched, except she quacks like a duck the entire time.

Both would have torn me to pieces had this disliked it.


As others have noted above, some cats can't be arsed (ha!) if you scratch them there, and with some, it pushes a silly reaction button.

Mr Whiskers main thing is to sit on my lap when I'm at my desk and groom and groom and groom my hand and arm; eventually he turns his face up to mine and just pushes his nose against mind with this maniac expression on his face, holds it there for a beat, then starts to groom my face.

Cats is weird, but nice.
It's silly fun :)

[Menu]

Don't worry, Menu -- I had a tomcat (Mr Rednuts) years ago who reacted in a very similar fashion, and in between the tro lo lo-type actions, would purr his head off , and look at me with the same expression when I'd stop.

One of my current cats, Susan Bucket, has a similar reaction to having her arse scratched, except she quacks like a duck the entire time.

Both would have torn me to pieces had this disliked it.


As others have noted above, some cats can't be arsed (ha!) if you scratch them there, and with some, it pushes a silly reaction button.

Mr Whiskers main thing is to sit on my lap when I'm at my desk and groom and groom and groom my hand and arm; eventually he turns his face up to mine and just pushes his nose against mind with this maniac expression on his face, holds it there for a beat, then starts to groom my face.

Cats is weird, but nice.
It's silly fun :)

Ah thanks for taking the time to post that, Attila. I'm sure you (and everyone else who responded) are right. I've just become over-sensitive to animal welfare I think. Not sure why.

Lovely examples as well there, although I think I'd draw the line at scratching a cat's arse.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

So one of mine (Oscar) has decided that today is a good day to go disappearing. Not seen since 5am, which is unusual as he is a proper house cat and it is a wet day. Trying not to get worried sick but...arhghhh.

Anyway, if you see a black cat with white socks and a moustache can you send him my way.

[Dex Sawash]

Anyway, if you see a black cat with white socks and a moustache can you send him my way.

[tag] Entreaties you can crowbar into this song
https://youtu.be/4N3iVHxP8FQ [/tag]

[pupshaw]

Don't worry, Menu -- I had a tomcat (Mr Rednuts) years ago who reacted in a very similar fashion, and in between the tro lo lo-type actions, would purr his head off , and look at me with the same expression when I'd stop.

One of my current cats, Susan Bucket, has a similar reaction to having her arse scratched, except she quacks like a duck the entire time.

Both would have torn me to pieces had this disliked it.


As others have noted above, some cats can't be arsed (ha!) if you scratch them there, and with some, it pushes a silly reaction button.

Mr Whiskers main thing is to sit on my lap when I'm at my desk and groom and groom and groom my hand and arm; eventually he turns his face up to mine and just pushes his nose against mind with this maniac expression on his face, holds it there for a beat, then starts to groom my face.

Cats is weird, but nice.
It's silly fun :)

There's another standard cat response to rubbing their belly too much or touching their back legs

1. Kick very hard with back legs
2. Half-hearted bite on finger
3. Lick finger.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Cat update:  returned. all is well.

[steve98]

Aw you twat, I was half-way through typing a hang on in there, he'll be back, comforting reply.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Aw you twat, I was half-way through typing a hang on in there, he'll be back, comforting reply.

Well I was very happy to see his stupid face this evening. Got to self-isolate for 14 days after a recent contact at work so need all the feline support I can get!

[pupshaw]

Here's Fred not particularly upset by the death of Bobby Ball

[Attila]

Ah thanks for taking the time to post that, Attila. I'm sure you (and everyone else who responded) are right. I've just become over-sensitive to animal welfare I think. Not sure why.

Lovely examples as well there, although I think I'd draw the line at scratching a cat's arse.

No worries! It's understandable. I've seen cat vids that are 'funny' where it's clear the cat is afraid or angry.

But in the case of T. L. L. cat, I think he's happy and silly. The little nose boop at the end reinforces it :)

[Dex Sawash]

Cat update:  returned. all is well.

Were you the one upthread who was about to go adopt a cat?

[easytarget]

This is fine.

[Pink Gregory]

awww what a tabby boy

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Were you the one upthread who was about to go adopt a cat?

No, always tempted for more though.

[the]

"Yes yes y'all! and you don't stop..."

(I take it your pop shield is in the bin in tatters)

[Icehaven]

Here's Fred not particularly upset by the death of Bobby Ball

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww look at his paw.

[imitationleather]

[bgmnts]

Paint me like one of your French cats.

[Mantle Retractor]

Gorgeous!

[jobotic]

Well she's here. She's lovely and friendly and loves strokes.

She wont bloody sit down though, always pacing about and hasn't been still for more than a couple of minutes. I assume that she's nervous and everything is unfamiliar so she can't relax but I hope she gets some sleep tonight.

Photo when I can work out how to.

[Icehaven]

Excellent! Hope she's very happy, looking forward to pics.

[Cerys]

So many beautiful pussmogs.  We are all blessed   Or subverted   Or most likely both.

[Menu]

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING PICTURES FFS

[imitationleather]

Two cat statues.

[Attila]

Two cat statues.

It's one of those optical illusion images -- two faces, or one vase?

[Icehaven]

Two cat statues.

I've got that bookcase too. Also GIMME YOUR CAT.

[easytarget]

I've got that bookcase too. Also GIMME YOUR CAT.

i am also going to require your cat. thx.

[steve98]

Two cat statues.

He/She needs some bling, a medallion or summat.

[The Mollusk]

We got a new bed. The company runs a monthly photo competition and if your photo is picked as the best one they refund the full cost of the bed. Obviously had to get the cats in (plus their portrait painted by my partner's sister). Surefire winning material if you ask me.