The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2

[Shit Good Nose]

I'm afraid Dale is a very poor presenter nowadays. He struggles to get work.

Yar, I was just thinking we haven't seen much of him for the least year or two.  Odd given he normally turns up to present a bottle of milk being opened.

[DrGreggles]

I think you'll find it's pronounced Dale Winton.

"One of the gayest men in Europe"

[Shit Good Nose]

"One of the gayest men in Europe"

Yeah but just think of all the hot chicks he banged.  He banged them.  Boy, did he bang them.

[bgmnts]

Yeah because he was inhaling a lot of nail remover at that time, I'M TOLD.

[chveik]

[Ray Travez]

Topic- David Baddiel's new stand-up show about internet 'trolls'

Surely, it won't be him just reading out trolling tweets for an hour and a half?

No.

There'll be an interval

[shoulders]

Smirked

[Blue Jam]

All I can think of everytime I hear the city name of Wuhan.

Me too, Al, me too :)

[Dex Sawash]

Fun Wuhan fact, it is where TBC's hot dry noodles originated. I know more about hot dry noodles than I do about any food that I have never tried.

[Blue Jam]

I come over all AA Gill and shoot every single baboon to death on Animal Crossing.

[Dewt]

Ah, I see.  So Arthur Mathews now self-identifies as Graham Linehan.  Seems a tad rich, all things considered.

[Dewt]

Hats off for making a non-gammon "identifies as" joke.

[DoesNotFollow]

Ender Kits.  Handy kits for finishing off those things you used starter kits to start.

Drawer Wasters.  If you've ever been absolutely on the brink of sickness due to owning an embarrassing excess of drawer space, then fear no longer.  Drawer Wasters^TM effortlessly suck useful storage space from drawers, rendering them barely capable of holding a couple of socks each.  Need to store VHS tapes and books?  Forget it!

Inflatable Chris Packham.

[Dewt]

Remember the quaint English tea shops
When drinks always tasted the same
Only one flavour of tea bag
And coffee had only one name

It's too real

[DistressedArea]

Because they didn't have disposable tissues in 1752...

Yes it was a strange year.

[Ferris]

I did think it was a bit rum how he accused them of bringing the royal family into disrepute just a few weeks after the Nonce Andrews imbroglio.

Torn is still a good single imo

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

On how Simon Cowell will never die while we still have his music:

yes, all the great acts we treasure. like.


...


hahaha look at the cunts face it's like underneath a cuttlefish

[Puce Moment]

Not a post, but Phoenix Lazarus' new profile photo made me inhale my morning coffee. So also not a guffaw, and much more a coughing fit.

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Not a post, but Phoenix Lazarus' new profile photo made me inhale my morning coffee. So also not a guffaw, and much more a coughing fit.

My condolences for your caffeine-based state of temporary asphyxiation, and my solemn contrition for having being its cause.

[alan nagsworth]

No idea what's happening with the tags at the moment but I'm thrilled that they're back, fucking howling at the all-caps batshit ramblings in the Only Fools and Three Courses thread.

[BlodwynPig]

No idea what's happening with the tags at the moment but I'm thrilled that they're back, fucking howling at the all-caps batshit ramblings in the Only Fools and Three Courses thread.

We'll eventually need another thread for tags that make you howl

[alan nagsworth]

We used to have one!

[Gregory Torso]

No idea what's happening with the tags at the moment but I'm thrilled that they're back, fucking howling at the all-caps batshit ramblings in the Only Fools and Three Courses thread.

Me too. It's the total lack of punctuation and repetition of MERLIN, jesus. fucking funny.

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

Was poking around old threads and came across this:

After the war, Herr Flick and Helga decide to set up a business where they pretend to be Nazis at racist parties in the 21st Century like it's totally normal and fine.

[Twit 2]

January makes me think of the highest key on the piano keyboard, the one that barely makes a sound, bit like a milk bottle getting slapped by a tired woodlouse, roll over January you are dead drift bits of December, the afterbirth of lamb and goose slaughter.
February is worse though, February is a dead baby chick on the path, feathers still on it, big swollen bug eyes and beak agape. If January and February were people, they'd be presenting Blue Peter and it would only feature dead tortoises and how to build a time machine out of milk tokens and cervical swabs and go back to the time before dad started drinking.

[Cerys]

That is ... utterly perfect.

[marquis_de_sad]

He'll like any tweet you send him with an animal picture attached

https://twitter.com/robcrabwalk/status/1221555184960266241?s=21

https://twitter.com/robcrabwalk/status/1221559622261202945?s=21

[Crabwalk]

I hoped I might get some abuse back from Gervais fans, but like their hero they also seem to be 'liking' them without reading the text.

[Cold Meat Platter]

I hoped I might get some abuse back from Gervais fans, but like their hero they also seem to be 'liking' them without reading the text.

Could you tweet him "please say hi to my stoat Tedious Edgelord"

[Blue Jam]

Could you tweet him "A photo of my invisible pink unicorn, God? Geddit? IT DOESN'T EXIST! Y'KNOW, LIKE GOD!"