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Why don't Americans have proper names?

Started by Sam, January 27, 2017, 12:04:16 AM

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Rand Paul
Mitt Romney
Jermajesy Jackson
O'Shea Jackson
O'Shea Jackson Jr
Blanket Jackson


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Video Game Fan 2000

and his children Wett, Hit, Mugd and Rekt not to mention his lovely third wife Regrettable Discourtesy

Ferris


PlanktonSideburns

Why do some Americans have Dutch names?

Dex Sawash


PlanktonSideburns

Haha that man's name is an abbreviation of Randall, followed by one of the most popular second names in Sweden haha

I'm thinking of moving to the states and changing my name to Chip Blubberstein III

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Whynot Givmear

^ First and middle names, followed by surnames like Whopperburger and Greasypancake


dissolute ocelot

^ San Diego's criminals must be pissing themselves.


dissolute ocelot


Joe Qunt

My new job involves me scouring through local business directories and some of the names in there just make me smile. My favourite name at the minute is Jim Bone. I'll relay any more I find.

PlanktonSideburns

Quote from: Joe Qunt on August 02, 2022, 10:01:46 AMMy new job involves me scouring through local business directories and some of the names in there just make me smile. My favourite name at the minute is Jim Bone. I'll relay any more I find.

Similar position,

Timothy Sentence

Has rocked my world for months

Quote from: Joe Qunt on August 02, 2022, 10:01:46 AMMy favourite name at the minute is Jim Bone.

I used to like his cartoon series, Jim Bone & The Jet-Set.

Joe Qunt

  • Nick Bradley-Hole
  • Rob Goins
  • Onal Kucuk
  • Daniel Dickhart
  • Norm Noble
  • John Rolfs
  • Stephen Wancha
  • Chris Heck
  • Dexter Lacambacal
  • Chae Sakshaug
  • Whitney Ryan
  • Ernst Ludick
  • David Bueno
  • Brett Forshag
  • Jodi Doughty
  • Jordan Nix
  • Rodney Morrow
  • Tori Boos
  • Haytham Said
  • Henning Nopper

Auntie Beryl

Basketballer and cameo appearer in Married With Children and Parks & Recreation, Detlef Schrempf.


Jerrykeshton

Quote from: Clatty McCutcheon on August 03, 2022, 12:01:48 AMI used to like his cartoon series, Jim Bone & The Jet-Set.

I always thought Jim Bowen and the jet set would have been quite funny


Critcho

As a youth I always found Star Trek a great source of baffling American names:

DeForest Kelly?
Majel Barrett?
Gates McFadden?
Brent Spiner?

I can't say I bump into Shatners or Nimoys too often either. I also remember the name Melinda Snodgrass showing up in the credits quite often.



Two Headed Sex Beast

The USA mullet championships is, unsurprisingly, a goldmine for American names https://twitter.com/piscesgurl69/status/1559621234534469632

Some real 'Bart Harley Jarvis' energy from these lads, with names such as:
Rustin Alphin
Dayson Sinkhorn
Ridge Petersen