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Rest your weary balls here

Started by popcorn, August 06, 2022, 01:37:10 AM

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popcorn

Give your weary balls a much deserved break by resting them here for a spell.

kidney

Respite at last! I shall sit by the fire for a while and take a load off.

Aaaah, the comfortably smooth, well worn leather of old ma popcorns chin.
A familiar relief to all traveling, sweat-clammy knackers across the kingdom.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

popcorn


Don't ... look me in the eyes lad.
I know some folk appreciate the extra frisson you bring, but you'll earn your extra florin sitting behind that tree until I leave, if that's alright with you.


idunnosomename

You sayin my balls look weary? You cheeky get!

idunnosomename

Carry on my wayward groin

There'll be peace within your loins

Lay your weary balls to rest

Right on popcorn's face

Glebe


popcorn

Autumn is here. There's a chill in the air.

Warm your balls a while

frajer

Ask not for whom the balls tire

They tire for thee

idunnosomename

My balls are raring to go and full of piss and vinegar!

idunnosomename

my balls.... they're.... they're... gonna blow! where should I put them! help!

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Anything designed for weebles also works exceptionally well as an off-brand testicles cupper.

Can recommend ✔️


popcorn

Quote from: idunnosomename on October 11, 2022, 12:20:13 AMmy balls.... they're.... they're... gonna blow! where should I put them! help!

Fridge. hurry!

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May I say there have been misunderstandings going around. 

The aeroplane below is not a weebles aeroplane for testicles cuppage.  It is a Fisher Price aeroplane and will not suffice for the undertaking laid out tonight.



Please amend your documents forthwith.

Glebe