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Only Fools and 3 Courses

Started by chocolate teapot, February 28, 2015, 12:16:22 PM

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Video Game Fan 2000

we can't be golliwogs Del, they'll cancel us and everyfing

don't be a snowflake all your life, Rodney. Help me get up on this bloody jam jar

Video Game Fan 2000


Ferris

I'll give you 'robinsons' you dipstick!

Video Game Fan 2000


Ferris


Video Game Fan 2000

these marmalade puns show we don't have a shred of dignity left

Glebe

Who remembers the classic scene where Grandad's chairlift malfunctions?


jenna appleseed

Quote from: idunnosomename on July 07, 2022, 10:51:34 AMhahah jesus christ i wasnt expecting that

I think those are official robertson's jam merch from before the PC brigade came along.

At least I hope so. Better than there being a continuing underground of making golliwog pins. Imagine. Rick and Morty. Ratatouille. Stranger Things.

Sellers name's whitefineart and all *hmm*

jenna appleseed

Quote from: idunnosomename on July 07, 2022, 10:29:31 AM

I don't remember the episode involving a hovering man looking nothing David Jason getting wedged in the bar, must've missed that one.

Video Game Fan 2000

but "del boy materialises inside the bar" has been voted the funniest moment in comedy history countless times

Video Game Fan 2000


JamesTC

RODNEY: Del, Damian has glitched into The Nag's Head and he keeps respawning Trigger
DEL: He's a lad, innee?

idunnosomename

was thinking how you could do a CG remaster of del falling through the bar in bullet time.

Nice and cool son know what I mean, then he falls, and at 45º he freezes and the camera flies round a bezier curve

jenna appleseed

Quote from: idunnosomename on July 07, 2022, 09:40:46 PMwas thinking how you could do a CG remaster of del falling through the bar in bullet time.

Nice and cool son know what I mean, then he falls, and at 45º he freezes and the camera flies round a bezier curve



disappointing lack of Del Boys, bars, falling, bullets or time there.

Fambo Number Mive

Imagine a JFK style film but instead of Kennedy getting shot its Del Boy falling through the bar (I know Seinfeld used this idea).

kalowski

Quote from: Fambo Number Mive on July 07, 2022, 10:07:07 PMImagine a JFK style film but instead of Kennedy getting shot its Del Boy falling through the bar (I know Seinfeld used this idea).
I tried.

jenna appleseed

Guest staring stephen Hawkings (also Yeltsin)








imitationleather

#1253
Quote from: Video Game Fan 2000 on July 07, 2022, 11:43:02 PM

Incredible.

In a year or two AI is all we will need.

jenna appleseed

That app's never seen a Del Boy in its life has it?

Enzo


I wonder if this fella ever got a cease and desist from the Sullivans

Gurke and Hare


JamesTC

He's actually quite good as far as Del Boy impersonators go.

Though why he got Barry Chuckle as Rodney, I don't know.


Ferris

Something otherworldly to that, like an Only Fools/Twin Peaks mashup.

...actually not a bad idea for a thread.

JamesTC

How's Cassie? How's Cassie? How's Cassie?