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Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you Mk.II

Started by Benjaminos, March 10, 2020, 08:43:20 AM

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Joe Qunt

Random lines that I often use in real life to the confusion of everyone else:

  • "Adam Friedland Night at Club Gay!"
  • "Very gooood Mr Shapiro..."
  • "What do you think you're playing at you conker-headed berk?"
  • "Everything's coming up Milhouse!"
  • "Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!"
  • "Tramampoline! Trambampoline!"
  • "Boy, everyone is stupid except me."
  • "I guess everything's wrapped up in a neat little package!"
  • "Be the pencil, Howard!"
  • "Philip Schofield, I fuck lobsters for money."
  • "You're David Fucking Niven!"
  • "You hate jazz? You fear jazz!"
  • "Wanked you off with a pair of clogs?"
  • "I'm going to fuck your fucking fanny, off you twat."
  • "It means omerta. It means rewengay."
  • "Floss is boss!"


Whenever I find myself agreeing with someone occasionally my head gets filled with John Candy's delivery of 'When you're right, you're right.  And you, you're always right'.

Is this normal?

Sebastian Cobb

From In Fabric:
QuoteWhat have you done to your hair?
Looks like the council cut it.

Pink Gregory

"Morbo forgets how to say the letter that looks like a little man in a hat."

"It's a T, it goes, tuh"

"Hello little man, I WILL DESTROY YOU!"