Euphoria III: Despite the Times.

[Ferris]

Your knob rating is formally upgraded to "ship-worthy".

[Glebe]

Kettle on, plate of jaffa cakes, Tales of the Unexpected,  nice one mate enjoy.

[Ferris]

You went to the shops to get your sossies and burgers and that; lovely BBQ tomorrow and the weather forecast is "sun and good times" (and the BBC actually do use that phrase).

[Glebe]

You went to the shops to get your sossies and burgers and that; lovely BBQ tomorrow and the weather forecast is "sun and good times" (and the BBC actually do use that phrase).

Few beers, watch a good movie after. Bliss.

[Glebe]

A smashing korma is washed down with an ice cold lemonade!

[Glebe]

A mermaid pops up and gifts you a pint, "There you go mate nice one grand enjoy cheers bye."

[Greg Torso]

A goth Lucy Liu takes you to the best egg waffle stand in Bismarck.

[Greg Torso]

Paul Oakenfold charters a mini-submarine to search for Hitler's long-lost missing testicle.

[jenna appleseed]

Old French Dave's head's still there just happily boinging along.
 

[Ferris]

Brother in law came over for dinner and left 2 grolsch in the fridge. Lovely bonus!

[Fishfinger]

I found a missing drill bit. I don't need it right now, but it feels good. Not like that. I mean, emotionally.

[Glebe]

I found a missing drill bit. I don't need it right now, but it feels good. Not like that. I mean, emotionally.

Yay!

[Fishfinger]

Yay!

It doesn't get much better.

[Greg Torso]

A majestic Tesco Extra takes flight in the early Summer eve, a tiny parasitic Timpsons suckling at its balls.

[Glebe]

Johnson is forced to resign and gets bummed by Bungle as he does so.

[Glebe]

A lemon sponge proves just the ticket with a nice pot of tea!

[Vodkafone]

You peel the old paint from a many-times used paint roller tray, in one satisfying paint tray shape.

You land a bottle flip on your boss's head during a work meeting

[PlanktonSideburns]

You peel the old paint from a many-times used paint roller tray, in one satisfying

Lovely

[PlanktonSideburns]

You open a letter

They haven't found out yet

[Glebe]

The newsagent you work in has been doing great business of late, so your boss allows you to help yourself to choc, pop, treats and comics!

[shoulders]

Monitoring a falling leaf landing OFF your property.

[Chicory]

An empty can rolling about and making a right old racket in your street at night gets wedged under a massive fuck off Isuzu in no time at all.

[Glebe]

Your IBS is cured thanks to your best ever wank.

[Vodkafone]

Your IBS is cured thanks to your best ever wank.

Wonderful. Perhaps as a final hurrah, your last bowel blast ejects that gold tooth you swallowed years ago and forgot about, just in time to clear your rent arrears.

[Ferris]

Wonderful. Perhaps as a final hurrah, your last bowel blast ejects that gold tooth you swallowed years ago and forgot about, just in time to clear your rent arrears.

Even better if unintentional.

[Glebe]

You thought it was fish fingers for suppa but it turns out to be a smashing chicken korma!

[non capisco]

Text message from your surgery: LIVER FUNCTION NORMAL, GET THE CANS IN LAD.

[Glebe]

Sunday roast? CHECK.

Holiday of a lifetime? CHECK.

Unlimited cinema card? CHECK.

Win the EuroMillions? CHECK.

[Vodkafone]

Even better if unintentional.

Completely

[Glebe]

Here's a giant mug of cocoa now fall asleep watching that Hammer movie while the rain patters against the window!