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The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW: HAHALLOWEEN III: Shriekin’ of the Witch

Started by The Mollusk, August 23, 2021, 07:16:40 AM

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shoulders

#1980
July 26, 2022, 08:32:07 PM
Didn't guffaw but still enjoyed that one mirthfully.

SpiderChrist

#1981
July 26, 2022, 09:02:33 PM
Quote from: Alberon on July 26, 2022, 07:25:02 PMCompletely caught me unawares, that one.

Aw, shucks.

Dex Sawash

#1984
July 27, 2022, 12:42:10 PM

Was on the way to report that too

itsfredtitmus

#1985
July 27, 2022, 08:40:48 PM
Quote from: Replies From View on July 27, 2022, 12:59:44 PMexcept the issue is this:

when a person is already dead, going back in time to see them alive only gets you a skeleton to look at.

so for example, I was really fascinated to spend a bit of time with a few folk who ultimately went on to die in a hurricane in the 1980s.  I thought 1966 should do it - a nice round number

went to 1966, they were in San Francisco at the time, late July

visited them:  skeletons


tried several more, people who are no longer with us, thought I'd love to see them alive, get some quality time with them, but when I got there:  skeletons


once you go back to the 19th century, it doesn't matter who you visit.  They're all dead now so it's skeletons everywhere.  not at all what I expected from time travel


really is the oddest thing

JamesTC

#1986
July 27, 2022, 09:00:32 PM
Quote from: Captain Z on July 27, 2022, 04:42:39 PMCongratulations on your loss
Quote from: frajer on July 27, 2022, 04:53:38 PM
FROM GLINNER

The set up is funny alone but that punchline never gets old.

And then to top it off:
Quote from: Better Midlands on July 27, 2022, 05:47:03 PM


...

imitationleather

#1989
July 28, 2022, 02:38:03 AM
Gotta be some kind of cunt to think anything jamiefarlie says is funny or interesting, I'm afraid.

"Oooooh me opinions of Scottish independence from the safety of thousands of miles."

"Oooooh me saying all cockneys are cunts over and over and over again."

"I love Scotland so much I moved far away and talk about it all the time."

Twat.

pigamus

#1991
July 28, 2022, 05:23:20 AM
Quote from: imitationleather on July 28, 2022, 02:38:03 AM"Oooooh me saying all cockneys are cunts over and over and over again."

They profoundly are though

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#1992
July 28, 2022, 01:43:07 PM
Quote from: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on July 28, 2022, 05:16:49 AMSounds like Sean Connery.

Scotch accent innit

Dex Sawash

#1993
July 28, 2022, 02:05:42 PM
Quote from: imitationleather on July 28, 2022, 02:38:03 AMGotta be some kind of cunt to think anything jamiefarlie says is funny or interesting, I'm afraid.

"Oooooh me opinions of Scottish independence from the safety of thousands of miles."

"Oooooh me saying all cockneys are cunts over and over and over again."

"I love Scotland so much I moved far away and talk about it all the time."

Twat.


But they wrote cunts in big and small letters similar to the way the titles of the tv show chips was written, this is baby hitler-level comedy rehabilitation.

famethrowa

#1995
July 28, 2022, 03:17:59 PM
RIP Bernard Cribbins:

Quote from: Video Game Fan 2000 on July 28, 2022, 10:43:03 AMReally bad form of John Cleese to turn up at his funeral and fling two custard pies in his grave and pour a jug of cream in after them.

jamiefairlie

#1996
July 28, 2022, 04:59:40 PM
Quote from: imitationleather on July 28, 2022, 02:38:03 AMGotta be some kind of cunt to think anything jamiefarlie says is funny or interesting, I'm afraid.

"Oooooh me opinions of Scottish independence from the safety of thousands of miles."

"Oooooh me saying all cockneys are cunts over and over and over again."

"I love Scotland so much I moved far away and talk about it all the time."

Twat.

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#1997
July 28, 2022, 05:36:34 PM
Quote from: bgmnts on July 28, 2022, 02:09:18 PMSorry are cockneys not cunts then?

No you are thinking of cuntneys

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#1999
July 28, 2022, 07:47:33 PM
John Cuntney is a weather man

TrenterPercenter

#2001
July 28, 2022, 10:47:44 PM
Quote from: bgmnts on July 28, 2022, 02:09:18 PMSorry are cockneys not cunts then?

They are a minority group now and the mocking their accents is considered a hate crime.  Harry Enfield has already had tweet a solemn apology for historically doing cockney face.

Video Game Fan 2000

#2002
July 28, 2022, 10:49:42 PM
have you seen that Michael Caine interview where he says a bunch of right-on things about class struggle and culture but also claims that Quincy Jones told him cockneys were the English equivalent of Black people?

PlanktonSideburns

#2003
July 29, 2022, 05:30:16 AM
Sounds like something Quincy Jones would say just for a laugh

Povidone

#2004
July 29, 2022, 09:01:21 AM
Quote from: TrenterPercenter on July 28, 2022, 10:47:44 PMThey are a minority group now and the mocking their accents is considered a hate crime.  Harry Enfield has already had tweet a solemn apology for historically doing cockney face.

The apology was of course given in full Nelson Mandela get-up.

Ferris

#2006
July 29, 2022, 01:59:56 PM
If you're not in the WimbleWrong thread, you're missing gems like this on the regular:

Quote from: TheGingerAlien on July 28, 2022, 06:57:21 PM

shoulders

#2007
July 29, 2022, 02:22:11 PM
Amazing

Wimblewrong is too buried away in this new forum format.

Joe Qunt

#2008
July 29, 2022, 02:46:46 PM
My god that's genius
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