The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW: HAHALLOWEEN III: Shriekin’ of the Witch

[Kankurette]

He's got a fucking nerve calling himself 'heir' to the throne with his bonce.

[Rich Uncle Skeleton]

this cunt pegged yet

[non capisco]

Goldentony on the question of whether or not the Jim'll Mix It vans ever rebranded

unfortunately they decided to rebrand to NONCE CONCRETE

[Glebe]

If you're not in the WimbleWrong thread, you're missing gems like this on the regular:

Haha, absolutely cracking work from Ginge Alien!

[Cold Meat Platter]

He's no Moley but he's ok

[Hex Triplet]

When peeople show me shit on their phones and a Barclays ad plays first a giant stovepipe hat flies out my arse.

[flotemysost]

Sometimes "please may I get down", like an overly polite James Brown.

[canadagoose]

Goldentony on the question of whether or not the Jim'll Mix It vans ever rebranded

Beat me to it. A fantastic little post.

[non capisco]

Bolded detail got me.

I had a friend at school whose parents were American and very Christian (dunno what kind - Baptist, maybe? Fuck knows, anyway they really went in for it, cross-stich Bible quotes framed round the house and the like.)

I had a an entirely godless upbringing myself, but I'd seen people saying grace on American TV shows, so the first time I went to tea at their place I knew what I was in for. Or so I thought. Turns out after the initial formalities, there were TWO more songs before we could eat - obviously I hadn't got a clue what the words were, but it was all very unnervingly jubilant, with some sort of synchronised patty-cakes clapping bollocks. I just glumly clutched my cutlery and stared blankly at my rapidly cooling tea, almost died from malnutrition by the time they were done.

[non capisco]

Nepotism seems to be the bigger issue with International Rescue

[kittens]

Ted-dy or not Ted-dy, that is your bear shop

[Sonny_Jim]

Can't remember who said it, but well done to whoever came up with 'Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the Phwoooar room'.

Just popped back into my head.  Very good. 

[buttgammon]

Can't remember who said it, but well done to whoever came up with 'Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the Phwoooar room'.

Just popped back into my head.  Very good. 

Glad to hear other people still think about this sometimes too!

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

A website that looks like somewhere you would go to get English language subtitles for Albanian snuff films

[flotemysost]

Cheers capisco! I recently spoke to a mutual schoolfriend who confirmed he was also subjected to the same disquieting ritual.

Just catching up with the Prince William pegging thread, amazing stuff but this one's getting me good

the dun dun dun at the beginning of eastenders is the real sound of a poor quality strap on falling to pieces and bouncing on the kitchen floor because it was bought down a market and a cockerney glued it all together

[non capisco]

Mate from school worked in a laundrette and used to wash Astro from UB40's fur coats. They were once too busy to give him preferential treatment and have one washed quick and he stormed off into his car and started punching his steering wheel.

[TheGingerAlien]

Truly epic work -

~munch~

[non capisco]

Hahaha! Incredible stuff.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Ah man, a lovely end to a lovely day

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

Pictured: Graham Linehan and Graham Linehan's life

[Glebe]

Truly epic work -

Wow! Mr F does it again!

[The Bumlord]

[Pseudopath]

I always thought they were more keen on Wall's.

Solid gag.

[Dex Sawash]

Your beer is piss and your ice cream is frozen peasant's piss.

I am writing this from a small eighteenth century ice cream and beer pub in the Bieszczady mountains.

[Butchers Blind]

[Kankurette]

Muse are about as edgy as the circle of construction paper I cut for my toddler to "make something" out of, but inevitably he scrunches it up and throws it in the paper recycling. About as creative and artistically valid too.

[Sonny_Jim]

Get me Chris Meloni's non-union Mexican equivalent!

[Sebastian Cobb]

Also someone called Gus Van Sant did one of Psycho

[Sex Wax]

[Joe Qunt]

I quite liked it, although tbh they all taste the same to me, apart from "fresh mint" which tastes of unwashed cock and balls.