Books that are basically 'How to be amazing like me by Me'

[Pink Gregory]

Ahh right, TF is something I've been meaning to try anyway as it happens! Looks like a good starting point. Thanks!

I think the Intelligence (number).0 series are all unlocked, so you can go ham on those, if you can find them.

[imitationleather]

This sort of thing? I've not read it obviously.

That quote from Caitlin Moran... Is she referring to a different David Quantick from the one I'm aware of from off telly and Twitter? Because that guy is not a funny man.

[Sebastian Cobb]

I imagine the lit agents just pick a name out of one hat and a quote out another and go "can I attribute this one to you"?

Every so often he'll make a trite attempt at poltical observation on humour and will go apeshit at piss-takers going "That's the stuff David! this just proves it was criminal you never got to write for the 8th series of Tv Burp!".

[Famous Mortimer]

This sort of thing? I've not read it obviously.

Jesus fucking Christ, Quantick and Moran. Worthless.

[shoulders]

Apologies
Threatening letters
Cheques to people you owe money to
Funeral invitations
Promissory slips
Suicide notes

[Sebastian Cobb]

only noticed scrolling now but what's going on here?



Has Quanters been trepanned? might explain a lot.

[neveragain]

The Always Sunny parody of these books is worth a look if you're so inclined.

[olliebean]

Someone gave me this ages ago:



I quite like Neil Mullarkey so I probably ought to get around to reading it.

[Kankurette]

They are all detonation worthy.

'Business For Punks' by James Watt.

Fucking hell.

Isn't that an oxymoron? Like Bacon Recipes for Vegetarians?

[Ray Travez]

'You're only 29, got a lot to learn. But when the USP of your start-up dies, it will not return'