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Wheesht 17: Alt-right, Alt-right, Glinner's Nearly Alt-Right (Deep Deep Down)

Started by Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse, March 28, 2022, 12:37:09 AM

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Former comedy writer Graham Linehan has traded his career for ranting about trans people on the Internet.




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For continuing analysis of the alleged Father Ted writer's exceptionally public breakdown and subsequent deterioration

Timeline of events:

- Done a bad transphobia in IT Crowd episode
- Instead of saying "soz", became the most notable transphobe on the planet
- Spent 21 hours a day on twitter misgendering, insulting and brigading trans people and their allies
- Attempted to have trans charity Mermaids' lottery funding pulled
- hbomberguy live stream to counter this raises $300,000 for Mermaids instead
- then Mermaids got the lottery money anyway, meaning Graham failed on every level it is possible to have failed
- Depth charged his own career, lost his family
- Starting calling people paedophiles on Twitter
- Again: threw away his wife and children, his career and any positive legacy in order to call people paedophiles on Twitter       
- Got kicked off Twitter permanently
- Now subsists on thin gruel of his newly in-the-low-hundreds audience (down from 700k)
- Graham sleeps in a racing car, do you?
- Solicits sex from brothel called "Brighton Belles"
- Started sending things in the post to people like bizarre transphobic birthday cakes and white feathers (?!)
- Created false account on "Her" dating app to post peoples' private images
- National reportage of this incident painted him quite accurately as a pathetic moron
- Went to Parliament and made an absolute loser of himself, again
- Attended genuinely pathetic "Women Won't Wheesht" event with cum all over his jeans
- Sung Fairytale of New York at said event, pointedly leaving in the F-slur. And in July
- Attended further Women Won't Wheesht events to creep on fellow TERFs
- Shouted "Lesbians do not date women" at one of these events, baffling every living human being on the planet
- Has paid Substack blog on which his sanity has clearly evaporated entirely
- - Has paid Patreon blog that peaked at 23 subscribers and is now at 20 18 17 13 11 9 and hasn't been updated since July 2021
- Interviewed on GB News, came across as the fucking lunatic that he is, on verge of tears constantly
- Entire income is now tied to bigotry, no entertainment industry work forthcoming
- Again again: has literally lost everything in order to post hate on Twitter which he is now banned from
- Constantly boasts of buying new SIM cards to circumvent Twitter bans
- His sock accounts are instantly discovered and banned anyway
- Doxed his own "Barney Rubble" sock account due to stupidity
- Continues to make sockpuppet accounts that are immediately found, necessitating the purchase of more and more SIM cards
- Now so frenzied in his libel that increasing legal threats are being mooted
- Has claimed to have received multiple visits from the police
- Seemingly desperate to get sued
- Initiated 19/12/2021 "Gender Critical Coming Out Day", urging TERFs worldwide to compromise their safety by revealing their bigotry to others
- Was widely condemned for this transparent attempt to take the heat off himself that clearly in no way benefits women
- "The Mess We're In" falls into disarray after Arty Morty creates a rift between himself and Helen Staniland by describing radfems as having "bloodlust"
- Graham posts tearful video stating "I love you, Arty Morty"
- Wrote article claiming "Chris Morris fans" have been out to get him for 25 years, illustrated with screenshots of CaB posts harvested by "a friend"
- Joined Gettr, the latest right wing freeze peach Twitter clone
- Doxxed his Oliophi Twitter account in much the same way as he doxxed his Barney Rubble Twitter account, i.e. due to being a stupid clown who can't use MS Paint
- Made Stewart Lee's "In the Pedal Bin" list and promptly added Stu to his list of enemies
- Female TERFs begin to turn on him for sticking by Arty Morty and for tolerating "good trans" who agree with his bigotry
- Cameo'd in Simon Hanselmann's masterpiece of pandemic fiction, Crisis Zone
- Appeared on GB News again, ostensibly to talk about "safeguarding" in Girl Guides
- Had angry, rehearsed meltdown over trans swimmer Lia Thompson and the failure of everyone on his List of Enemies to Condemn Her for, uhm, existing
- Encouraged his audience to heckle Stewart Lee on his current tour
- Found out David Paisley attempted to serve him with papers at his ex-wife's address and promptly began ranting about harassment, despite the address being a matter of public record
- Spent all of January and much of February 2022 angrily screeching Stewart Lee's name because Stu, let me remind you, put his name on a list entitled "In the Pedal Bin"
- Decided it would be a grand idea to dabble in Holocaust denial by publishing a substack about how Dora Richter (the first person to ever undergo male-to-female gender reassignment surgery) might not have been murdered by the Gestapo in 1933 after all
- Went on Mumsnet to ask Stella Creasy if Eddie Izzard is a woman, didn't bother to read her answer, and diarrhea'd a "response" to her that included all the TERF Greatest Hits
- Backed Joe Rogan in the controversy surrounding Spotify continuing to host the JRE despite Rogan spreading COVID-19/vaccine misinformation, because Stewart Lee pulled his stuff from Spotify and the enemy of his enemy is his friend. Responded "everyone looks bad in clips" when someone pointed out all the disgusting shit Rogan's past guests have said about women
- Appeared on "Cancel Culture Club" YouTube show, possibly while drunk
- Posted a substack wherein he listed off several of his enemies and accused them of being complicit in child sexual abuse. Stay tuned for more lawsuits
- Made a follow-up substack singling out Colm O'Gorman of Amnesty International as being complicit in child sexual abuse. Declared victory when O'Gorman decided he wasn't worth the hassle of suing him
- Appeared on GB News again to rant about Stewart Lee, who just lives in his mind full-time now. Claimed he's "had to put [his] career to one side" to battle the terrible injustice of trans people existing, rather than ruining his life with a Twitter transphobia addiction
- Outed "JL", the woman who writes a ton of his substacks for free, while attempting to sicc his followers on Aidan Comerford and Alan Driscoll for the crime of asking her if she was the "JL" from Glinner's griefblog.
- Invited sceptic Aaron Rabinowitz on The Mess We're In, proceeded to talk over him and let Arty and Helen do likewise. Brought up Wi Spa incident, Lia Thomas and Helen's Penis Question as "gotchas", uninterested in Rabinowitz's nuanced answers or in the civilised discussion Rabinowitz was having with the other guest, gender-critical sceptic Andy Lewis, regarding the validity of data used to back up the gender-critical position. Could not rebut the fact that he'd uncritically linked to antisemite Jennifer Bilek. Had no answer when Rabinowitz repeatedly pointed out that he and his co-hosts had no interest in actually listening to him. Did a big cum in his pants when Rabinowitz said that Lia Thomas and other trans women should be allowed in women's changing rooms.
- Subsequently hosted a livestream wherein he declared victory over Rabinowitz, to the surprise of no-one
- While begging for money, claimed Pope Ted hasn't happened because of "homophobes and misogynists"
- Appealed to his audience for suggestions as to what Graham Linehan content they would like to see, such as an Ask Me Anything or an X-Box stream (!)
- Not long after, returned to his old tactic of calling cis women who support and accept trans women "handmaidens"
- Declared that Magdalene Burns' "fucking blackface actors" tweet is "stirring bravery of a young woman". Stated he would "make sure people remember the name, Aiden Comerford" which doesn't sound threatening or unhinged in any way
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- Admitted to not answering the door in case it's the police come to do Stonewall's bidding
- Ran a piece by transphobic trans woman Debbie Hayton on his substack, resulting in complaints, misgendering and deadnaming of Hayton by his subscribers
- Had The Famous "Artist" Birdy Rose and her husband on his sadvlog to cry about how husband was asked not to be a part of a music festival because his wife is a notorious TERF
- Expressed support, via his Twitter sock, for the Texas government kidnapping trans children from their parents so that the parents can't "trans them", got into it with Neil Gaiman again
- Gettr'd a pic of himself and a bunch of other sad bastards at a "TERFs v Trans pub quiz" in Dublin, which later came back to haunt him because tolerating even "good" trans folk is forbidden
- Hosted a livestream on Youtube (which he failed to make subscribers-only), wherein he played poker, failed to order a takeaway, blamed trans people for his lack of work, claimed he was broke, called Stewart Lee a cuck who does whatever his lib wife says, and accused CaB of harassing him for the last 25 years, all accompanied by a black screen because he's a complete fucking failure at technology
- Completely overshadowed and dominated in bananacuntery by JK Rowling throughout March
- Will not be taking part in the Talking Ted podcast
- Gettr'd that he wants everyone on his List of Enemies jailed
- Gettr'd that he "doesn't actually know" why he was banned from Twitter
- Substack'd that Susie Green of Mermaids should be jailed because she deliberately transed her gender non-conforming child or something, his evidence is an out of context tweet written by some rando because of course it is
- Sicced his followers on some rando for the horrendous crime of tweeting that he'd lost the plot
- Finally attempted to do a Sitcom School lesson that no-one bothered to watch
- Gettr'd screenshots of bizarre threats he sent to Matt Lucas
- Went on Stephen Nolan's show and cried for attention while lying about why his wife left him
- Had another little piss on the floor about CaB harassing him for the past 25 years, revealing he lurks here (hi, Graham!) and asked his subscribers to doxx the admin
- Continues monomaniacally posting abusive comments via his Twitter sock which for some reason hasn't been banned yet
- Women TERFs continue to turn on and disown him
- Is generally speaking an embarrassment to all

Graham's accomplishments thus far: Raised an enormous amount of money and awareness for trans people, got banned from Twitter, lost own career, legacy, friends and family, is the stupidest cunt on the planet.


Harry Potter and the Gobshite Who's Fired

Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

Guide to Glinner threads originally posted by Ambient Sheep

Prequel threads:

Graham Linetransexclusionary (2018/03/08 - 2018/07/22, 52 pages)

Twitter policeman Graham Linehan given warning by police about Twitter (2018/10/06 - 2018/10/19, 21 pages)

What happened to Adam Buxton and Graham Linehan's sci-fi sitcom 'The Cloud'? (2018/12/17 - 2019/01/01, five pages, despite the title it's mainly about the trans issue)



Main ~100-page threads:

Charity stream hosted to spite transphobic tosser Graham Linehan (2019/01/20 - 2019/08/02)

The all-new "Graham Linehan's a transphobic cunt" thread (2019/08/01 - 2020/02/11)

Graham Linehan's Beard Weekends: Transphobia III: The Sorceror (2020/02/11 - 2020/05/12)

Glinner Posts Mortem: Dying on Transphobia Hill 4: The (g)Room(er) (2020/05/11 - 2020/06/22)

Glinner V: The Dream(ed up) Child (molestors): A New Carbon-era (2020/06/22 - 2020/07/21)

Glinner Six Not Gender: Beyond Twitterdome: Racecar, backwards (2020/07/21 - 2020/12/27)

GVIINNER: cunt's gone bananas (2020/12/27 - 2021/03/15)

Glinner: Arty Morty and the Glinfinite Transness: The Hateful 8th (2021/03/15 - 2021/06/05)

Glin's Slide No. 9 - TransIXclusionary (2021/06/05 - 2021/08/07)

GLINTENDO GC: Bananac*nt Cis Tory X: You can't spell MUMSNET without TEN (2021/08/07 - 2021/09/07)

G11nner's erosion eleven: TERF speedrun (career/family skip, any%) 2021/09/07 - 2021/10/04

Glinner 12: Angry Men Won't Wheest: Onward Cistern Soldiers: A bonkers dozen 2021/10/04 - 2021/11/03

Glinna sadda defeata: 13 going on TERFy: How do you 13eat 13eaver 13other
2021/11/03 - 2021/12/19

Glinner XIV: CALOOH! CALLAY! IT'S GC COMING OUT DAY!!! 2021/12/19 - 2022/1/16

15 Glinutes of Shame: Lying in the Gettr Looking at the TRAs 2022/1/16 - 22/2/21

16 Handles: Glinner's Age of Descent 2022/2/21 - 2022/3/28

Wheesht 17: Alt-right, Alt-right, Glinner's Nearly Alt-Right (Deep Deep Down) 2022/3/28 - ??? (You're reading it!)



Also related:

Graham Linehan and Arthur Mathews (2009/12/13 - 2009/12/15, one page)

Graham Linehan points out the absolute turdness of Jack Whitehall (2011/03/21 - 2011/03/27, two pages)

Comedians inciting their followers/fans to savage their critics (2012/06/18 - 2012/09/28, 50 pages)

Graham Linehan wants you to work for him for no money (2013/06/18 - 2013/06/22, three pages)

The Walshes on BBC4/RTE, by Diet of Worms & Graham Linehan (2014/03/17 - 2015/01/22, one page)

Graham LOLnehan (2015/04/20 - 2018/10/09, six pages)

Pope Ted: The Father Ted Musical (2018/06/02 - 2018/06/10, four pages)

Limmy vs Linehan (2020/01/20 - 2020/01/23, one page)

Going apeshit at unisex bogs (2020/02/06 - 2020/02/09, five pages)

JK Rowling TERFing her legacy into the bin (2020/06/07 - ???)

Glinner: thread for backseat moderators and hand-wringing (2020/06/20 - ???)



A little light relief - H.S. Art threads

What's Graham Linehan up to? (2019/05/29 - 2019/06/10, one page)

Imagine if Graham Linehan (2019/11/12 - 2019/11/13, one page)


phes

QuoteWomen TERFs continue to turn on and disown him

You God damned teases 😅

druss

Yes, but the sentence "women with penises" proves he is right, so it's all been worth it.



selectivememory

Fuck me. Every new thread there's always so much more insane behaviour to add to the list.

Anyway, what a horrible man. Deserves the hell he's created for himself.


Egyptian Feast

I can't wait to see what he's going be to up to on page 94 of this thread.* The last one ended really strongly with the blubbing on telly and threatening CaB. Whatever other skills he's lost along the path of banananess, he still has a knack for pacing.

* ETA: Around mid-April.

Sterling work Poirot

Quote from: Egyptian Feast on March 28, 2022, 01:25:30 AMI can't wait to see what he's going be to up to on page 94 of this thread. The last one ended really strongly with the blubbing on telly and threatening CaB.

It was a slow start to season 16, but built nicely and had a cracking finale




Cold Meat Platter

Quote from: Egyptian Feast on March 28, 2022, 01:25:30 AMI can't wait to see what he's going be to up to on page 94 of this thread.* The last one ended really strongly with the blubbing on telly and threatening CaB. Whatever other skills he's lost along the path of banananess, he still has a knack for pacing.

* ETA: Around mid-April.

Where can he go from here though? I mean there's the trope of 'IN SPACE!' when the ideas have run out...
May have to be a crossover with Jason or Predator or something.

Ferris


imitationleather

I can't believe you bald bastards are still bullying this poor man

imitationleather


Ferris



daf


Alberon

Have faith in Linehan. He's always found a way to drag everything down a new low.

pigamus


boki

Quote from: Alberon on March 28, 2022, 06:50:40 AMHave faith in Linehan. He's always found a way to drag everything down a new low.
A new, a new low,
A new, a new low,
Crying, "Cocks in cubicles!",
A new, a new low.

Ex_GC

I wonder does it bother him that JK Rowling has never once acknowledged him seeing as she has tweeted in support of pretty much all the known GC players. She even recently tweeted a GC mans Substack and of course the only mess show she has acknowledged is the one GL wasn't in


Alberon

JK Rowling posts and retweets all sorts of mentalist GC crap but when it comes to Linehan himself she stays silent.

It must make his piss boil.

somersetchris

Quote from: Ex_GC on March 28, 2022, 08:40:38 AMI wonder does it bother him that JK Rowling has never once acknowledged him seeing as she has tweeted in support of pretty much all the known GC players. She even recently tweeted a GC mans Substack and of course the only mess show she has acknowledged is the one GL wasn't in



It's probably the thing that bothers him most of all. I bet one day he posts in a drunken rage about 'After all I've done for you Joanne, you ungrateful cow!' especially if she is forced to one day speak out about him.


buttgammon

There's a bit in Drop the Dead Donkey where Gus, the sycophantic, soulless business wanker finally meets his boss Sir Royston (a Murdoch analogue). Gus has sung Royston's praises for years and feels close to this powerful man but Royston literally doesn't know who he is. This comes to mind a lot when I'm thinking about Linehan and Rowling, except she's so deep into this shit that it seems very unlikely she simply hasn't heard of him; she's consciously avoided engaging with him or even acknowledging his existence, and it's hilarious.

phes

Quote from: buttgammon on March 28, 2022, 08:58:14 AMshe's consciously avoided engaging with him or even acknowledging his existence, and it's hilarious.


chip

As someone who - believe it or not! - has also experienced women pointedly and obviously going out of their way to not acknowledge them, I have to admit I do kind of sympathise with Ol' Glin in this exact angle.

I mean why HAS she ignored him to this extent? What's her problem? Yes it's cosmically funny etc but do we not have any actual theories?

Ex_GC

I think she recognises just how toxic he is and finds him to be an embarrassment.

Ex_GC

Quote from: somersetchris on March 28, 2022, 08:52:48 AMIt's probably the thing that bothers him most of all. I bet one day he posts in a drunken rage about 'After all I've done for you Joanne, you ungrateful cow!' especially if she is forced to one day speak out about him.

Yep, the obsession is going to turn into resentful, bitter hate at some point. He's being careful now because of how universally adored she is in GC land (she is pretty much one of the only ones that isn't divisive, all other major GC players have their detractors) but some day it'll get too much for him