Football Thread 2021/22 Part 2 - Matt Le Tosser, Dejan Moron and Thickie Lambert

[DrGreggles]

Southend United have sold the naming rights for their West Stand to the local estate agents Gilbert & Rose.

Ah...

[kalowski]

... his friends and family could be at risk of violence from chaps who come round and burn your house down.

Thought that said "bum your house down" at first.

[Crenners]

The irony is his name actually sounds a bit like 'gay'.

[Lost Oliver]

Thought that said "bum your house down" at first.

It's like those Pombear crisps. For years whenever I saw it written down I thought it said Porn bear.

[boki]

Forest are being linked with Dutch striker Jizz Hornkamp.

THIS IS THE NEWS.

[Joe Qunt]

Forest are being linked with Dutch striker Jizz Hornkamp.

THIS IS THE NEWS.

I'm praying he has a poor relationship with his father, purely so we can see Jizz on the back of Premier League shirt not worn by Astrid Wett.

[Jittlebags]

..and Jizz shoots into the back of the net. He must have a foot like a traction engine.

[Mobius]

Only 22 hours until the new season starts now!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UYTzrJyFNI

COME ON THE LADS

[Head Gardener]

[Head Gardener]

[Kankurette]

War with China?

[Crenners]

If we all say it enough, we can make it happen.

[Beagle 2]

Any recommendations for watching the football next year for an exceptionally small amount of money or preferably fuck all? The £25 a month Now TV pass is the cheapest I've found but I still can't afford it.

[boki]

Sit on a lime and soda in a pub that shows it.  You might get beat up in the bogs, but everything has its price.

PS - Surprised to see Leicester so high up the hope list given what I've heard in workplace convos, and as much as I love my city of birth, it does tend to toil under a cloud of pessimism at the best of times.  If Fofana does go to Chelsea, expect to see  those sides swap places in the above graph.

[Head Gardener]

Any recommendations for watching the football next year for an exceptionally small amount of money or preferably fuck all? The £25 a month Now TV pass is the cheapest I've found but I still can't afford it.

a hacked Firestick will sort ya - dunno how much they cost as mine was a gift but it picks up EVERY game

[Head Gardener]

War with China?

fraid so, we're fucked but... it's Palace vs. Arsenal tonight so wahey!

[JamesTC]

Arsenal are the most optimistic, despite one of their best midfielder getting off a serious charge on a technicality and being under investigation for two other charges. I would have thought that would drop at least a few percentage points.

[mr. logic]

Haven't Chelsea signed loads of players? What the fuck is their problem?

[imitationleather]

a hacked Firestick will sort ya - dunno how much they cost as mine was a gift but it picks up EVERY game

An IPTV service on one is about £40/year. A steal!

[Beagle 2]

a hacked Firestick will sort ya - dunno how much they cost as mine was a gift but it picks up EVERY game

Is that watching stuff through Kodi? I did try that a few years ago but it was an immense amount of fucking about and extremely unreliable.

[Captain Z]

Any recommendations for watching the football next year for an exceptionally small amount of money or preferably fuck all? The £25 a month Now TV pass is the cheapest I've found but I still can't afford it.

Redi1 dot soccerstreams dot net still works perfectly for me.

[Thursday]

Haven't Chelsea signed loads of players? What the fuck is their problem?

Not sure exactly when that poll was taken so maybe it be slightly different now, but Barcelona took a lot of the players we wanted and some of the signings have only been in the last few days. A lot of the players I'd say are good but aren't necessarily enough to make us challenge for the title, and are also just replacements for players that are leaving.

A reason We made 3rd last season and champions league positions in the last few seasons because of Arsenal/Tottenham/Man Utd dropping the ball so heavily, but they might all be a lot better this season.

Obviously an incredibly privileged position, but we're in a bit of a rebuilding/transitional era which also means expectations probably aren't that high next year.   

[Head Gardener]

[/quote]

An IPTV service on one is about £40/year. A steal!

yep that sounds about right, well worth it

[JamesTC]

The new PL season starts in an hour, so I have started a new thread here.