Cricket 2022: The Thuglife Era (Stokes, Woakes, Foakes, and plenty of chokes)

[Quote]

Absolutely stupid from Livingstone.

[Thursday]

Willey (willy) to BUMrah 😂😂😂

[Thursday]

Fiftyless twat

[badaids]

Willey (willy) to BUMrah 😂😂😂

The batsman's Willey is absolutely cunting the fucking the shit out of the bowler's Bumrah or something.

[iamcoop]

Never not funny seeing Kohli be dogg egg.

[shoulders]

Kohli out for shit all again

Yes! Hahahah! Yes!

[Crenners]

Kunt Koach 😂😂😂

Great to see these fucking wankers with their nappies full of missing link shit

[shoulders]

Pleased for Topley, has been through some injury hell.

He is impressive to watch live, too. Seems gigantic.

[Crenners]

Aaaahhhhh twatttttsssss getting fucked

[shoulders]

Hmm, I still give India an OK chance here, we've got at least 10 overs to get out of Carse and Ali who have been the most expensive.

Obviously with Jadeja last batsman it's on a knife edge. Been a good contest. Low scoring odis can be fun.

[shoulders]

Got to really wonder what form of defect is going on when Bumrah is number 9. Are the 10 and 11 registered blind?

[shoulders]

Haha, suckered by Livingstone. What an absolute melm.

[Crenners]

So good to see these guys begging in the gutter for winnets. Jonesing like fuck for a sweet gobful of dogshit.

[Thursday]

Another game where England manage to win despite also being largely shit.

Although maybe that's harsh considering the typical surface.

[iamcoop]

Yet again I feel alive by being the only person in this thread that never doubted our boys.

Can I just ask the naysayers to keep a low profile? We don't need you at the moment, our balls are big and we cook big dinner. We are, England Cricket.

[Crenners]

Amen. If criggers be the food of love, let's have a nice big six into the car park.

[Inspector Norse]

It's some bizarro version of the old days, batters collapsing all over the shop but the fast bowlers bailing them out while over in the other format Jonny Bairstow eats his spinach and gunts it out the ground.

[shoulders]

USA t20 number 11 batter 'Rusty Theron'

[king_tubby]

Well that was exciting.

[Pranet]

It was.

When I got in and checked the score I almost didn't bother watching it as a Lancashire win seemed a formality.

I don't like Hampshire at all but have to admire the way they defended a small total.

[shoulders]

Nerve shreddingly weird tense low scoring ODI as well with Bangladesh chasing a tiny total but taking all of the overs except the last to chase it down.

[king_tubby]

Cock piss England

[shoulders]

Babar Azam doing the Joe Root act vs Sri Lanka. More Jayasuriya wickets. Looks like a good find!

[shoulders]

Absolutely stupid from Livingstone.

Need him to do something special here today.

[Thursday]

Ahh well.

[Cuellar]

When's THE HUNDRED start

[Inspector Norse]

When's THE HUNDRED start

Never, if you're Virat Kohli

[Pranet]

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2022/jul/17/england-fans-face-minimum-five-year-wait-for-west-indies-test-tour

Near the bottom of this it says

A two-and-a-half-month window has been carved out for the expanded Indian Premier League and other boards are also looking to free up space so big-name players can feature in their franchise tournaments, including the Big Bash League and the Hundred. The Ashes in England next year, for example, will be over by the end of July.

I've drifted in and out of cricket over the years. I think I may well drift away again never to return soon.

[shoulders]

Grim reading indeed. T20 saturation and Australia, India and England playing each other over and over again.

[Crenners]

BCCI is entirely to blame for all of this. Cricket will eventually just be rounders with 1.8 billion people screaming and synchronistically banging their heads on a drum as Premier Mecha Kohli's reanimated holocorpse sprays dogshit out of his mecha urethra to keep them headbanging in dutiful ecstasy.