WimbleWrong 2022 Round 1 - touchingcloth v Ferris (NSFW)

[touchingcloth]

QueEeEeEe@Ferris

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Simple. Effective. Crude. Love it.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Simple. Effective. Crude. Love it.

Great start 👍

[Fishfinger]

Marvellous start.

[Ferris]

I'm gonna get marmalated.

My return due in 2.5 days right?

[touchingcloth]

I'm gonna get marmalated.

My return due in 2.5 days right?

Yep. A gentle nudge cos it was due yesterday, but I think everyone (including me!) would rather see a shot played than some kind of forfeit.

Come on, Ferris, how am I gonna marmalate you if you don't bring the pith?

[Ferris]

I'm really sorry, I had yesterday as my set time to do this but my son rudely decided to get a high fever so I've been watching him all day since Friday (he's liable to seizures if his temperature goes above a certain level so it's quite a stressful time and I essentially watch him 23rs a day with a thermometer and medication). He is back to normal but my weekend and day off yesterday were fucked

I don't think I'm going to get time because I'm back to work now, and I don't see the required time in my schedule to muster up anything beyond 15 minutes on paint.

Genuine apologies - I was looking forward to putting up a better defence than this weak exit but events overtook me. I forfeit.

[Dr Trouser]

Dunno what the rules are but if you PM a description of what you would do, i'll knock it up as i've got fuck all to do for the next hour - if it'll keep you in the competition?

Sorry to hear about the nipper of course

[Spoon of Ploff]

maybe get a swaps with QDRPHNC?

[touchingcloth]

Yeah I'd be totally happy with you PMing a brief to another poster to finish for you, or waiting a little longer, or encouraging people to take it into consideration if you do submit a 15 minute paint job.

Alternatively depending if Ferris can't/doesn't want to do any of the above, @Famous Mortimer would it work to bring the bye in at this stage?

[Ferris]

I've got half an hour spare now, watch this space!

[Ferris]

[PlanktonSideburns]

Ferris

[TheGingerAlien]

They've both still got shots to play, but it looks like "shit just got real."

[Famous Mortimer]

I want as much Wimblewrong as people are prepared to do, but it looks like Ferris just brought out the big guns.

[touchingcloth]

Ferris

[Ferris]

Ferris

No chance are you throwing in the towel - we can't both forfeit for fucks sake.

[touchingcloth]

Ban towels

[Ferris]

touchingcloth

Two can play at that game mate.

[touchingcloth]

*hnnngggdeuuuuuuuce*

[The Mollusk]

Hahahaha

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

please continue shitposting

[Ferris]

Run outta time this'll do...

[touchingcloth]

And that's why the Saudis banned the Buzz Lightyear film.

[selectivememory]

Close one, but touchingcloth for me.

[Mr Farenheit]

crude juvenile crap- this match was great!

touchingcloth for his second shot

[Lordofthefiles]

TC

[Ferris]

touchingcloth for me, Clive. Ferris lacking quality in the final third.

[Johnny Yesno]

touchingcloth for me, Clive. Ferris lacking quality in the final third.

The final turd, shurely.

TC for me too.

[touchingcloth]

touchingcloth for me, Clive. Ferris lacking quality in the final third.

Fuck you, players don't get to vote.

Ferris