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2022 Tory leadership election

Started by Fambo Number Mive, July 08, 2022, 04:51:48 PM

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Which turd will become the next PM?

Turdy Turdnak, Johnson's  former Turdscraper
3 (3.9%)
Lizturd 'Trussalon' Turdruss, Turd Secretary (a turd)
11 (14.5%)
Penny Mordaunt, the more she done the more she dern't
1 (1.3%)
"Fondling" Ron, the 'Wayne Rooney Sponsored Wankathon' Ron and his wife Non-Ron
5 (6.6%)
Former Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe Simpson
3 (3.9%)
The putrefying corpse of Jimmy Savile, he is a paedo and a necrophile
2 (2.6%)
All of the above
1 (1.3%)
Grant Schnapps
1 (1.3%)
A praying mantis with its cock out
6 (7.9%)
A pipette of iodine squirting through the darkening veins of a potato clock
5 (6.6%)
Louis Tussaud
3 (3.9%)
Oh yes, I'm the great bell-ender / Resetting all vote counts like a clowne
14 (18.4%)
Dresden and its twin-town Other Dresden
4 (5.3%)
C UNTC UNTC UNTC UNTCUNTC UNTCUNTC UNTCUNTC UNTC
17 (22.4%)

Total Members Voted: 75

idunnosomename

Liberty Truss sounds like an exciting new product a lot of boomer Tory members will find greatly improves the lives

Buelligan

Heh.  Was just coming here to say it sounds like a mormon sex aid.  Sorry if any mormons are negatively affected by that remark.

idunnosomename

Of course they're actually called O'Leary.

Imagine if Liz Truss was your mum though

jamiefairlie

Quote from: idunnosomename on August 07, 2022, 04:07:09 PMOf course they're actually called O'Leary.

Imagine if Liz Truss was your mum though

That's some niche porn right enough

FalknerHinton


greencalx

Fucking state of this.



  • Stop investing in the national infrastructure and economy now
  • Make it easier to sack people.
  • We don't know what this means either, but are just hoping that the theoretical language makes us sound cleverer than we are.
  • It doesn't matter if it's a law that we wanted, or protects people, or even ourselves, if it wasn't invented here, it's obviously bad, so get rid of it. Who needs laws anyway?
  • We are the party of ordinary, working people.
  • Bring offshore tax-havens onshore.

Alberon

The best picture they have is her just standing there going 'durr'?

Fambo Number Mive

Point number 5 is just meaningless jargon.

Not sure what supply side reform is, looking it up leads to a couple of pages on the IEA website, one from 2010.

In the webpage from 2010 the IEA Director General says the following:

QuoteThe government must focus on radical supply-side reform if economic recovery is to continue.

"The government should be looking to reduce taxes, shorten the overlong tax code, simplify planning regulation, and cut the vast swathes of red tape that make it hard to do business in this country. Giving businesses more freedom over hiring and firing, cutting maternity leave entitlements and getting rid of the minimum wage are specific reforms that the coalition should aim to target...

So is point 3 basically points 1 and 2?

A minor point and I do make quite a few typos myself, but should there be a colon rather than a full stop after growth given it is introducing a list?

This Liz for Leader graphic is also incorrect, it should be "sat in cabinet" or "sat around the cabinet table" surely?


TrenterPercenter

"Low tax, low regulation zones"

Freeports basically, a little bit of Somalia on the coast!

Buelligan

QuoteCreate new, low tax, low regulation 'investment zones'

Tell the lads from HM Customs and Excise not to open any containers coming through Harwich.

Butchers Blind

When do we take the pill that will put us out of this misery?


Dex Sawash


• Expand Hitler mustache to other side

greencalx

Quote from: Fambo Number Mive on August 07, 2022, 06:26:04 PMNot sure what supply side reform is, looking it up leads to a couple of pages on the IEA website, one from 2010.

In the webpage from 2010 the IEA Director General says the following:

So is point 3 basically points 1 and 2?

That was my conclusion after a quick Google, too. So my assumption is that it's only there to make 1 & 2 more "respectable" by having some kind of academese attached to it.

Kankurette

I'm in St Anne's on Sea at the moment, staying with relatives, one of whom does voluntary beach cleaning. The beach has a line of waste - sanitary towels, bags of dog shit, all kinds of plastic - because one of those pesky EU laws insisted that beaches be kept clean instead of covered in sewage, and now we're out of the EU, well, who cares if local families and holidaymakers can't use the beaches because they're too dirty? Brexit in action right there. I doubt Truss would ever go onto the beach at Fylde though, it's probably too common for her.

Interesting how the party who always bang on about free speech want to criminalise people who don't like how they're running the country.

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Fambo Number Mive

Truss cosplaying as Thatcher again.



That's Wight Shipyard on the Isle of Wight, and apparently that is the world's largest Union flag.

Fambo Number Mive

Daily Mail smearing two of the Green New Deal protesters who interrupted their hero Truss as "globetrotting hypocrites" for having posted pictures on their social media of them in other countries (some of which can be reached without having to use a plane, and others that could be reached by getting a ride on a cargo ship).

As if people can only be concerned about climate change if they don't leave the country they live in.


Art Bear

Quotea computing GCSE

Does her daughter go to school in 1988?

jobotic


FalknerHinton

Is the Tory party conference in Brighton this year? If it is, I hope Truss carries on with her shit Thatcher cosplay, with just one small tweak.

Fambo Number Mive

Hustings in Darlington last night.

QuoteSunak says he wants to "stand up to this leftie woke culture that seems to want to cancel our history, our values and our women".

Sigh.

Sunak also claimed he will move Downing Steeet staff to Darlington if he wins.

Meanwhile Truss says she would vote to end the privileges committee enquiry into Johnson if there was a vote. At the end of the debate, she apologised to the debate host, Tom Newton Dunn, for being "mean about the media" during the debate. Newton Dunn replied it was "cheap, and you know it".

QuoteQ: Was Johnson to blame for his own downfall?

Some members of the audience shout that it the media was to blame. Truss says she would not want to disagree with the excellent audience

QuoteQ: How are you going to get civil servants back into the office when people at the top are all remainers?

Truss says she is good at getting things done.

Such a Tory question.

Quote from: Fambo Number Mive on August 10, 2022, 06:29:50 AMMeanwhile Truss says she would vote to end the privileges committee enquiry into Johnson if there was a vote.

Liz forgetting that there was a vote about whether to have an enquiry and she abstained.

BlodwynPig

Doesnt matter what she did. Its a fucking free for all in the upper echelons of society. Except they all bow suffer from brain rot.


shoulders

It's a pantomime so even when you see leaders 'put on the spot' occasionally it's still all part of the choreography. If there was any real journalism Truss wouldn't last 5 minutes, her body would disintegrate in the sun like a vampire. We all saw this when a real, if minor threat to the established order - media included - presented itself.

BlodwynPig


pigamus

Quote from: jobotic on August 08, 2022, 10:58:06 AM"Hand outs".

Fuck off

Shout thank you Lord, thank you for the world I'm in

buttgammon

Have to say, I'm not a fan of this new reality format, 'The Worst Person in the World', although the two finalists are very convincing.

Kankurette

Pointing out that slavery is not a good thing and that the Empire did bad things is not cancelling history, it's quite the opposite.

Can Sunak just announce he's planning reeducation camps and be done with it? Because that's ultimately what they want. Also, 'our women'? I'm not his woman, he can fuck off.

BlodwynPig

Of course its not his own ideas given voice. Lynton the cunt, i will destroy you, you malodorous destroyer of life.

Buelligan