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Bill Burr Breaks Down While Talking About His Dad

Started by MortSahlFan, July 15, 2022, 01:21:51 AM

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MortSahlFan

This was quite the confessional. He references his dad during his stand-up and podcast, but not like THIS!


bgmnts

Well that wasn't very funny.

Part of me is well glad I didn't have a dad, as my uncle had massive shades of this, realised he was just an absolute prick when I hit my 20s and helped fuck me up. His dad probably fucked him up too.

A good dad is probably incredibly rare.

madhair60


Dr Rock

As I recall, this wasn't a regular gig, a bunch of comics had to tell each other the hardest shit they ever had to deal with and how it made them a comedian, or somesuch.

MortSahlFan

Quote from: bgmnts on July 15, 2022, 01:32:08 AMWell that wasn't very funny.

Part of me is well glad I didn't have a dad, as my uncle had massive shades of this, realised he was just an absolute prick when I hit my 20s and helped fuck me up. His dad probably fucked him up too.

A good dad is probably incredibly rare.

I think it's why many people relate to Bill.. He's funny, he's open, and he's likable. Even though he's very successful, he's still down to Earth. I especially hear this on the podcast.

Twit 2

Saw him at a charity gig. He was surprisingly down to Earth and very funny.

madhair60

I relate to Bill as I too have had it up to here with snowflakes.

"Uh, sorry, are you offended?" - Bill Burr


QDRPHNC

I'll always respect him for the absolute torrent of abuse he gave a shitty crowd in Philadelphia .

QuoteWhat do you want? Is this what you want? Bunch of fucking losers. Fucking Rocky is your hero. The whole pride of your city is built around a fuckin guy who doesn't even exist. You got fuckin Joe Frazier is from there but he's black so you can't fuckin deal with him, so you make a fucking statue for some 3 ft fuckin Italian you stupid philly cheese-eatin fucking jackasses. I hope the cheese melts your faces off. All of you collectively SUCK a FUCKIN DICK. Fuckin boo me 9 hrs. into a fuckin show. You and your fuckin Donovan McNabb shirt. I hope he snaps both his fuckin ankles the first goddamn game. I hope you go 0-15. I SAID SUCK A DICK.

QuoteI hope your mother has herpes in the center of her asshole and you go home tonight and lick it and get it on your tongue and some other horrific shit happens that involves cancer – all of you.

Full transcipt here.

amputeeporn

The Philly show was the first thing I ever saw of him, a bootleg at the time. I fell instantly in love.

Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth

Here it is: https://youtu.be/3jMhoGUiIkk

Far better than Bill Hicks' infamous "drunk cunt" rant.

Joe Oakes

He was funny when hanging around people like Patrice O'Neil, not so much now he buddies up with people like Bert Kreischer.

madhair60


The Mollusk

"I hope ya fuckin radios fall on your head tomorrow, the fuckin antenna goes right in your fuckin ears... ya fall out of one of those piece of shit buildings."

Incredible.

Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth

The fluency of his tirade is quite breathtaking. He only seems to pause to remind them how much longer he's going to rip into them.

It's all the more hilarious that they only get upset when he insults their sport teams.

bgmnts

"I hope I hit a baby in the fuckin head" is always funny.

The Rush shirt bit hits me hard though :(

MortSahlFan

I loved when Bill Hicks got angry. But the Bill Burr video is also a classic. And they're both funny when they do it, too.

I still remember Burr counting down, lol.