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Johnson scandal thread three - more disgusting than a pint of wee

Started by Fambo Number Mive, July 18, 2022, 12:01:29 PM

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Fambo Number Mive

Daily Mail now comparing this lump of shit having to appear before a House of Commons committee to Stalin's Russia.



What an insult to the millions murdered under Stalin's regime.

superthunderstingcar

"By Daniel Johnson"

Is "Daniel" another extremely subtle alias for the journalist Alexander Johnson by any chance?

Fambo Number Mive

Love how Daniel Johnson is complaining about the committee members being biased, as if there is a single MP who wouldn't be biased for or against Johnson in some way.

More on Daniel here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Johnson_(journalist)

idunnosomename

Went to the same Oxford college as his dad what are the odds


kalowski


Fambo Number Mive

QuoteBoris Johnson is in the final fortnight of his premiership and, according to Downing Street, later today he will be meeting the chief executive, Ilan Gur, and the chair, Matt Clifford, of the new UK Advanced Research and Invention Agency (Aria). This is the body set up to fund high-risk scientific research. It is an odd choice for a legacy visit because Aria was only established because of pressure from Dominic Cummings, who was Johnson's chief adviser in No 10 until he left to become one of the most vocal, and effective, campaigners for Johnson's removal from office.

What is the point of Gur and Clifford spending time meeting with Johnson when  Johnson is leaving office in two weeks and is spending most of his time on holiday?

Also, it feels like Johnson has had more time off in these past couple of months than most workers in the UK have in a year. The sheer hypocrisy of Rees Mogg and Truss who claim that ordinary British people aren't grafting enough being fine with the Prime Minister taking so much time off while still in office. And the Johnson backing Twitter accounts being fine with it too.

Fambo Number Mive

Johnson is spending some of his final fortnight in power (hopefully) working from Chequers. So it's fine for him to work remotely but not ordinary members of the public.

Fambo Number Mive

Seems that while we have to wait until Johnson goes for help on the cost of living, the government is still able to neuter organisations holding politicians to account.


QuoteBoris Johnson's government has quietly published details of an "election power grab" to neuter the UK's elections watchdog and undermine its independence.

In the government's first act since the Prime Minister returned from his second holiday of the summer, it set out details of the proposals, branded "extremely dangerous" by the chair of the Committee on Standards in Public Life when they were first suggested.

The publication comes just months after the Electoral Commission found the Conservative Party had broken electoral law over the funding of Boris Johnson's Downing Street flat refurbishment.

New draft proposals would strip the Commission of the power to bring its own criminal prosecutions for breaches of election law.

And they would impose a duty on the body to follow the government's "priorities", despite claiming it would not "interfere" with the governance of the body or its operational independence.

It reads: "The statement seeks to ensure greater accountability to the UK Parliament on how the Electoral Commission discharges its functions."

And the document says the Commission should "support the government's delivery of legitimate executive priorities"...


olliebean

For a while now, I've had a creeping sense of dread that the reason they no longer seem to give a shit about how they're perceived by the voting public is because they don't intend the next election to be fairly decided by the voting public. This is one more step down that road.

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Quote from: Fambo Number Mive on August 23, 2022, 06:43:24 PMSeems that while we have to wait until Johnson goes for help on the cost of living, the government is still able to neuter organisations holding politicians to account.



Thanks for this.  Where is it from?


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Fambo Number Mive

QuoteOutgoing UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson has said households "have to endure the cost-of-living crisis" to counter Russian aggression during a visit to Ukraine.

Mr Johnson said the West must "stay the course" on Ukraine despite rising living costs, driven by the war.

He said while energy bills were high "the people of Ukraine are paying in their blood" for Russia's "evils".

He visited Ukraine unannounced and was given the Legion of Honour.

QuoteThe prime minister also announced a further £54m military support package for Ukraine.

So he can announce military support for Ukraine despite being a caretaker PM but not help with the cost of living?

Pink Gregory

How much of our gas do we actually get directly from Russia?

Also noticeable that he's not asking that same sacrifice from the profiteering shareholders, but that's entirely obvious.

Fambo Number Mive



BlodwynPig

Legion of Honour

LEGION OF FUCKING HONOUR

TO THE MOST DISHONOURABLE MAN IN HISTORY?!

Endicott

Quote from: Pink Gregory on August 24, 2022, 04:49:11 PMHow much of our gas do we actually get directly from Russia?

Also noticeable that he's not asking that same sacrifice from the profiteering shareholders, but that's entirely obvious.

About 4% from Russia. About 75% from Norway. link

And we still get our own gas from the North Sea, some of which we export.

Johnson blaming the war is, at least so far, a bunch of bullshit. No pipelines have been stopped by Russia yet.

Fambo Number Mive

Quote from: BlodwynPig on August 24, 2022, 07:40:43 PMLegion of Honour

LEGION OF FUCKING HONOUR

TO THE MOST DISHONOURABLE MAN IN HISTORY?!

Apologies, that was my fault. He was presented with the Order of Liberty -Ukraine's highest award that can be given to foreign nationals. Sorry about that.

BlodwynPig


Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: Endicott on August 24, 2022, 07:42:06 PMAbout 4% from Russia. About 75% from Norway. link

And we still get our own gas from the North Sea, some of which we export.

Johnson blaming the war is, at least so far, a bunch of bullshit. No pipelines have been stopped by Russia yet.

We'd have been in a much better state had they not shuttered up the Rough storage plant owned by Centrica. At one point it was seen as important from a national security pov as it alone could sustain about 7 days worth of gas.

The company I used to work for built the metering/nomination system for that facility and in 2017 they had big plans for adding new business rules and storage products. I ended up rewriting the allocation algorithm and attending site testing but they surveyed the site and decided to put it all in the bin so it never went live.

Pink Gregory

we'll never need to store gas, don't be such a debbie downer


Alberon



Fambo Number Mive

So desperate to hang on to the "lovable bumbler" image he doesn't even do his fluorescent jacket up properly.

Is that Dorres on the left?