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Graham Linehan's Ongoing Transphobia: "The Father Ted Musical Was My Pension"

Started by Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse, July 19, 2022, 10:49:45 PM

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Former comedy writer Graham Linehan has traded his career for ranting about trans people on the Internet.


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For continuing analysis of the alleged Father Ted writer's exceptionally public breakdown and subsequent deterioration

Timeline of events:

- Done a bad transphobia in IT Crowd episode
- Instead of saying "soz", became the most notable transphobe on the planet
- Spent 21 hours a day on twitter misgendering, insulting and brigading trans people and their allies
- Attempted to have trans charity Mermaids' lottery funding pulled
- hbomberguy live stream to counter this raises $300,000 for Mermaids instead
- then Mermaids got the lottery money anyway, meaning Graham failed on every level it is possible to have failed
- Depth charged his own career, lost his family
- Starting calling people paedophiles on Twitter
- Again: threw away his wife and children, his career and any positive legacy in order to call people paedophiles on Twitter       
- Got kicked off Twitter permanently (happy two-year anniversary, Glinner!)
- Now subsists on thin gruel of his newly in-the-low-hundreds audience (down from 700k)
- Graham sleeps in a racing car, do you?
- Started sending things in the post to people like bizarre transphobic birthday cakes and white feathers (?!)
- Created false account on "Her" dating app to post peoples' private images
- National reportage of this incident painted him quite accurately as a pathetic moron
- Went to Parliament and made an absolute loser of himself, again
- Attended genuinely pathetic "Women Won't Wheesht" events with cum all over his jeans
- Shouted "Lesbians do not date women" at one of these events, baffling every living human being on the planet
- Has paid Substack blog (now with tip jar!) on which his sanity has clearly evaporated entirely
- Has paid Patreon blog that peaked at 23 subscribers and is now at 20 18 17 13 11 9 8 and hasn't been updated since July 2021
- Entire income is now tied to bigotry, no entertainment industry work forthcoming
- Made four appearances to date on GB News to rant about trans people existing and his Twitter account being banned, came across as the fucking lunatic that he is, on verge of tears constantly
- Constantly boasts of buying new SIM cards to circumvent Twitter bans
- His sock accounts are discovered and banned anyway, except when he doxxes them himself due to his own stupidity
- Now so frenzied in his libel (including posting substacks wherein he lists off his enemies and accuses them of being complicit in child sexual abuse) that increasing legal threats are being mooted
- Has claimed to have received multiple visits from the police, admitted he no longer opens the door in case it's the cops come to do Stonewall's bidding
- Seemingly desperate to get sued, but also declares victory when his targets can't be arsed to do so
- Initiated 19/12/2021 "Gender Critical Coming Out Day", urging TERFs worldwide to compromise their safety by revealing their bigotry to others
- Was widely condemned for this transparent attempt to take the heat off himself that clearly in no way benefits women
- His vlog "The Mess We're In" falls into disarray after Arty Morty creates a rift between himself and Helen Staniland by describing radfems as having "bloodlust"
- Graham posts tearful video stating "I love you, Arty Morty"
- Female TERFs begin to turn on him for sticking by Arty Morty and for tolerating "good trans" who agree with his bigotry
- Spoke publicly and wrote two articles about how "Chris Morris fans" have been harassing him for 25 years, complete with screenshots of CaB, asked his readers to doxx the admin
- Joined Gettr, the latest right wing freeze peach Twitter clone. Gettr'd bizarre threats he's made to former friends, sicced his followers on people, and lied about why he was banned from Twitter
- Made Stewart Lee's "In the Pedal Bin" list and promptly added Stu to his list of enemies, encouraged his audience to heckle Lee on his current tour
- Cameo'd in Simon Hanselmann's masterpiece of pandemic fiction, Crisis Zone
- Went on Mumsnet to ask Stella Creasy if Eddie Izzard is a woman, didn't bother to read her answer, and diarrhea'd a "response" to her that included all the TERF Greatest Hits
- His attempts to do feminism consist of rants about trans athletes, how unfair it is that transphobic female politicians can't get elected, and saying he doesn't think patriarchy is real
- Appeared on "Cancel Culture Club" YouTube show, possibly while drunk
- Invited sceptic Aaron Rabinowitz on The Mess We're In, proceeded to talk over him and let Arty and Helen do likewise. Brought up Wi Spa incident, trans swimmer Lia Thomas and Helen's Penis Question as "gotchas", uninterested in Rabinowitz's nuanced answers or in the civilised discussion Rabinowitz was having with the other guest, gender-critical sceptic Andy Lewis, regarding the validity of data used to back up the gender-critical position. Could not rebut the fact that he'd uncritically linked to antisemite Jennifer Bilek. Had no answer when Rabinowitz repeatedly pointed out that he and his co-hosts had no interest in actually listening to him. Did a big cum in his pants when Rabinowitz said that Lia Thomas and other trans women should be allowed in women's changing rooms.
- Subsequently hosted a livestream wherein he declared victory over Rabinowitz, to the surprise of no-one
- Hosted a livestream on Youtube (which he failed to make subscribers-only), wherein he played poker, failed to order a takeaway, blamed trans people for his lack of work, claimed he was broke, called Stewart Lee a cuck who does whatever his lib wife says, and accused CaB of harassing him for the last 25 years, all accompanied by a black screen because he's a complete fucking failure at technology
- Will not be taking part in the Talking Ted podcast
- Finally attempted to do a Sitcom School lesson that no-one bothered to watch
- Went on Stephen Nolan's show and cried for attention while lying about why his wife left him
- Lied to the Daily Mail that his wife left because trolls sent the police to his house for nothing, and not at all because he was harassing someone on Twitter. Claimed that Pope Ted is cancelled because of wokes and TRAs pressuring the production company
- Begged Elon Musk for his account back after the billionaire bought Twitter LOL DEAL FELL APART. Set up a private Twitter account under his real name, awaiting the day when Daddy Elon gives him his original account back LOL BANNED
- Wants credit for inventing the brilliant tactic of "calling people you don't like child molesters" now that right-wing nutjobs are doing it
- Desperately courting the alt-right by saying Gamergate was all about freeze peach, praising KiwiFarms for all the great doxxing they do, expressing support for anti-abortion homophobic politicians who hate trans people
- Is against surrogacy now (or at least he is when two gay men employ a surrogate)
- Continues to rage at, demand apologies from, and post unhinged texts he's sent to, former friends and proper journalists who disagree with his disgusting behaviour
- Hosted a Special Birthday Mess to celebrate Netflix firing a bunch of minorities while his son was visiting. Son had to interrupt him wanking about Woke Doctor Who to give him his birthday present. Proceeded to do mocking impersonation of son to Helen and Arty
- Claimed Hat Trick offered him 200k to fuck off so they can release the Father Ted musical without his name on it, which he refused. Now claims his wife left him because people from Hat Trick talked to her
- #FreeFatherTed launched, hilariously fails to trend
- Posted an open letter to Hat Trick on his substack all about how they're cowardly fucks ignoring the terrorising of women and children, which was written by a reader, and absolutely not by him
- Insists that anyone working on Father Ted the Musical sign the declaration of women's sex-based rights
- Arthur Mathews and Neil Hannon now on the List of Enemies nope, now he reckons they're as batshit as he is
- Interviewing absolute nutcases on his vlog now, people with Empire of Japan flags on their ceilings and the like
Previously on Greybum Muchtransanger:
Spoiler alert
- Long-time co-host of Glinner's vlog, Helen Stanisland, goes viral after agreeing with ant-brained "journalist" Helen Joyce that the fewer trans people that exist, the better; Glinner doesn't comment
- Ran to Mumsnet and begged them to email Hat Trick about the Father Ted musical
- Posted an 18 year old Guardian article that he didn't read beyond the anti-trans headline like it was some sort of gotcha
- Declared Matt Walsh, right-wing anti-abortion misogynist with "theocratic fascist" in his Twitter bio, worthy of support because he hates trans people
- Shat out an article comparing trans health care to Nazi medical experiments, not forgetting to slaver over the breasts of young girls being tragically lopped off
- Gettr'd frothingly about a trans paramedic who clearly only transed and paramedic'd herself to abuse people, even though the person in question had been a paramedic for twenty years prior to transitioning
- Begged for money on behalf of some shitebag who accused a trans woman of being a paedophile and was subsequently slapped with a fine and an arseload of community service
- Whined about the police being "captured" because they didn't beat the shit out of people who protested a TERF event
- "Male pattern baldness seems to be an early indicator of trans status", which is news to CaB
- Blamed the overturning of Roe v. Wade on trans people, to the surprise of no-one
- Bitched on his substack about how JK Rowling gets to have a play but his musical is all cancelled and what an injustice it is, that was his PENSION, and surely radio host Joe Duffy's listeners would be interested in an Irishman's work being stolen away by British producers just like they stole the praties out of the ground and the teeth from the children's mouths. Also compared Aiden Comerford to "a frustrated serial killer" in the same post, but what's one more libellous statement on top of the towering pile, eh readers?
- Posted an affiliate link to Macy Gray tickets on his substack after Gray said something TERFy
- Appeared on the An American Conversation podcast. In between spouting off the usual transphobic drivel, he pretended that the law allowing self-ID in Ireland, passed in 2015 and not "sneaked in under the marriage referendum" like he said, had led to all manner of violent transes being put in women's prisons. Couldn't actually give any facts when the hosts pressed him on this
- Still filling his pants because of a tweet by Amnesty International from 2018 that used the term "pregnant people"
- Participated in "The Roast of Count Dankula" (the guy who taught his pug to do a Nazi salute and then joined UKIP) during which he apologised to the Count in a pathetic attempt to curry favour with the alt-right
- There's no racism in women's football according to Graham
- Hate-watched The Lost City, which has "talentless child actor who. betrayed JK Rowling" Daniel Radcliffe "if that is indeed any close to the correct spelling" in it
- Went on the One Foot in the Grave podcast, claimed Hat Trick wouldn't tell him why they won't release the Father Ted musical
- Did an interview on The Politics People YouTube show, claimed he thinks he was banned for spamming because he kept tweeting OK Groomer at people but "they" won't tell him why he's been banned, blah blah blah trans folk are all paedophiles blah blah deadnamed Stephanie Hayden again etc. etc. read the transcript yourselves it's too hot for this fuck this
- Continues monomaniacally posting abusive comments via his one Twitter sock that hasn't been banned yet
- Fantasizes about the day "when this is all over" and all his former friends grovel at his feet while he tells them to fuck off
- Is generally speaking an embarrassment to all
Graham's accomplishments thus far: Raised an enormous amount of money and awareness for trans people, got banned from Twitter, lost own career, legacy, friends and family, fucked his chances of ever getting a Father Ted musical made, caused a forum full of failed comedy writers and Chris Morris fans to discuss and care about trans rights, is the stupidest cunt on the planet.

Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

Guide to Glinner threads originally posted by Ambient Sheep

Prequel threads:

Graham Linetransexclusionary (2018/03/08 - 2018/07/22, 52 pages)

Twitter policeman Graham Linehan given warning by police about Twitter (2018/10/06 - 2018/10/19, 21 pages)

What happened to Adam Buxton and Graham Linehan's sci-fi sitcom 'The Cloud'? (2018/12/17 - 2019/01/01, five pages, despite the title it's mainly about the trans issue)

Main ~100-page threads:

Charity stream hosted to spite transphobic tosser Graham Linehan (2019/01/20 - 2019/08/02)

The all-new "Graham Linehan's a transphobic cunt" thread (2019/08/01 - 2020/02/11)

Graham Linehan's Beard Weekends: Transphobia III: The Sorceror (2020/02/11 - 2020/05/12)

Glinner Posts Mortem: Dying on Transphobia Hill 4: The (g)Room(er) (2020/05/11 - 2020/06/22)

Glinner V: The Dream(ed up) Child (molestors): A New Carbon-era (2020/06/22 - 2020/07/21)

Glinner Six Not Gender: Beyond Twitterdome: Racecar, backwards (2020/07/21 - 2020/12/27)

GVIINNER: cunt's gone bananas (2020/12/27 - 2021/03/15)

Glinner: Arty Morty and the Glinfinite Transness: The Hateful 8th (2021/03/15 - 2021/06/05)

Glin's Slide No. 9 - TransIXclusionary (2021/06/05 - 2021/08/07)

GLINTENDO GC: Bananac*nt Cis Tory X: You can't spell MUMSNET without TEN (2021/08/07 - 2021/09/07)

G11nner's erosion eleven: TERF speedrun (career/family skip, any%) (2021/09/07 - 2021/10/04)

Glinner 12: Angry Men Won't Wheest: Onward Cistern Soldiers: A bonkers dozen (2021/10/04 - 2021/11/03)

Glinna sadda defeata: 13 going on TERFy: How do you 13eat 13eaver 13other
2021/11/03 - 2021/12/19

Glinner XIV: CALOOH! CALLAY! IT'S GC COMING OUT DAY!!! 2021/12/19 - 2022/1/16

15 Glinutes of Shame: Lying in the Gettr Looking at the TRAs 2022/1/16 - 22/2/21

16 Handles: Glinner's Age of Descent 2022/2/21 - 2022/3/28

Wheesht 17: Alt-right, Alt-right, Glinner's Nearly Alt-Right (Deep Deep Down) 2022/3/28 - 2022/5/3

Graham Linehan Episode XVIII: Help Me Elon Muskenobi, You're My Only Hope 2022/5/3 - 2022/6/3

Greybum Muchtransanger - the continuing TERFery of Graham Linehan 2022/6/3 – 2022/7/19

Graham Linehan's Ongoing Transphobia: "The Father Ted Musical Was My Pension" 2022/7/19 - ??? (You're reading it!)

Also related:

Graham Linehan and Arthur Mathews (2009/12/13 - 2009/12/15, one page)

Graham Linehan points out the absolute turdness of Jack Whitehall (2011/03/21 - 2011/03/27, two pages)

Comedians inciting their followers/fans to savage their critics (2012/06/18 - 2012/09/28, 50 pages)

Graham Linehan wants you to work for him for no money (2013/06/18 - 2013/06/22, three pages)

The Walshes on BBC4/RTE, by Diet of Worms & Graham Linehan (2014/03/17 - 2015/01/22, one page)

Graham LOLnehan (2015/04/20 - 2018/10/09, six pages)

Pope Ted: The Father Ted Musical (2018/06/02 - 2018/06/10, four pages)

Limmy vs Linehan (2020/01/20 - 2020/01/23, one page)

Going apeshit at unisex bogs (2020/02/06 - 2020/02/09, five pages)

JK Rowling TERFing her legacy into the bin (2020/06/07 - 2022/04/14)

GC Rowling's Battlefield TERF, Part 2: Fantastic Wheests and Where To Find Them (2022/04/14 - ???)

Glinner: thread for backseat moderators and hand-wringing (2020/06/20 - ???)

A little light relief - H.S. Art threads

What's Graham Linehan up to? (2019/05/29 - 2019/06/10, one page)

Imagine if Graham Linehan (2019/11/12 - 2019/11/13, one page)


What an incredible CV that is.

Imagine the grift money drying up and him having to go to a job interview.

"So can you explain this gap in your CV Graham?"

Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

Thread Notes:

Glinner threads are no longer numbered at the request of Barry Admin

"Previously" section spoilered to save space. Notable things that happened last thread will be added to the main timeline in the next thread.

If you don't know what transphobia is, it's bigotry against transgender people. These threads exist because we all agree that that's a bad thing and it's appalling to see someone who wrote some very good comedy tank his entire life because he hates 1% of the population so, so much.

Mister Six

Imagine if this all turned out to be Glinner doing an elaborate performance piece.


Still, great news about the success of the musical.

Edit: sorry I'm not up to speed, didn't realize he'd kamikaze'd it. Thoughts and prayers.


Ha! I don't know the context but i'm assuming he mean to say something like you're using evocative or suggestive language to imply a certain  meaning.

Presumably twitching like fuck and strung out on monster and carbonara to formulate this thought.


One of the best things about a new Glinner thread is remembering the Gary Glinner theme exists and clicking through.


Olipho saying "Who's Graham" pretty much confirms to me, if I didn't already think so, that he is Glinner. He has been called out as Linehan so many times that if he isn't then he can't possibly not know which "Graham" they are referring to


Thank you so much again @Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse and the very opposite sentiment to Graham Linehan disgraced comedy writer and cunt who went bananas

Mindy Simmons

Quote from: phantom_power on July 19, 2022, 11:40:04 PMOlipho saying "Who's Graham" pretty much confirms to me, if I didn't already think so, that he is Glinner. He has been called out as Linehan so many times that if he isn't then he can't possibly not know which "Graham" they are referring to

I'm guessing his Guy Glincognito act is meant to be one of his "hilarious jokes" at this point. It is just another way he looks like a sad cunt.


Quote from: Kelvin on July 19, 2022, 11:33:31 PMOne of the best things about a new Glinner thread is remembering the Gary Glinner theme exists and clicking through.



Quote from: phantom_power on July 19, 2022, 11:40:04 PMOlipho saying "Who's Graham" pretty much confirms to me, if I didn't already think so, that he is Glinner.

Not least the account is quoted as knowing exactly who graham is (and "standing with him"), so even by the account's own shonky lore "who is graham" makes no sense.


Although he called someone a groomer earlier, which is reportable on Twitter now.


just looking through some of the glinner edits i've made over the past couple (gosh) years with my varying degrees of quality

A bit miffed 'some more toilet thoughts' didn't make it but hey ho.


Egyptian Feast

What time is it? Time for another 100 page thread of banana-powered lunacy!


Quote from: GoblinAhFuckScary on July 20, 2022, 01:03:35 AM

This made me imagine Agent Glinner going to Twin Peaks to investigate the mystery of an enigmatic girl who had her healthy young breasts chopped off by some malevolent force, meeting a strange cast of characters and demanding that they say JK Rowling and sign a declaration of women's sex based rights, all the while jabbering nonsense to Sian into his dictaphone.

Mindy Simmons

No more reading Graham threads before bed - he invaded my dreams again last night.


Quote from: Flouncer on July 20, 2022, 10:04:14 AMThis made me imagine Agent Glinner going to Twin Peaks to investigate the mystery of an enigmatic girl who had her healthy young breasts chopped off by some malevolent force, meeting a strange cast of characters and demanding that they say JK Rowling and sign a declaration of women's sex based rights, all the while jabbering nonsense to Sian into his dictaphone.

Twin Peak Trans.


Quote from: Mindy Simmons on July 20, 2022, 10:11:07 AMNo more reading Graham threads before bed - he invaded my dreams again last night.

What was the dream?