Honey I Haven't Shunk the Kids.

[Glebe]

RICK MORANIS: Yeah mate it's okay I've not shrunk them kids nice one arsed cigs.

THE END OF THE MOVIE YOU PAID GOOD MONEY TO SEE IN 1989.

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RICK MORANIS (talking):  wife?

WIFE:  what is

RICK MORANIS (talking):  oh no; something bad

WIFE:  anything?

RICK MORANIS (talking):  did you explicitly ask me to get all the kids shrunken down today and lose them in the neighbouring shrubberies

WIFE:  no.  what technology even exists for such a thing

RICK MORANIS (talking):  ok phew

[Glebe]

WIFE OF MORANIS: You have shrunk the kids?

MORANIS: No I have not.

WIFE OF MORANIS: This is a good thing END SCENE.

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RICK MORANIS:  today, winlad (which is your new name)

WIVE:  if say so dear

RICK MORANIS:  what ghost around shall turn around

WIVE:  oh right

RICK MORANIS:  and, you hear the sandle hoover?

WIVE (translating):  the sound of the hoover, no I don't

RICK MORANIS:  that, windlad because there isn't a hoover today

WIVE:  oh good

RICK MORANIS:  all our dust still all on the floor

WIVE:  thank goodness.  all our dust still here in our home on our floors, not in a rubbish bag inside or a bin out in the garden

RICK MORANIS:  winlad, let us dance


[THEY DANCE]

[Glebe]

KIDS: You have not shrunk us?

MORANIS (croaking, turning around ancient in chair): WHAT OF IT?!

[elliszeroed]

Rick: Honey, I blew up the kids.

Honey (his wife): Are you a member of ISIS now?

Rick: No, I just made them really big.

Honey (his wife): How big?

Rick: Our daughters breasts are spectacular.

Honey (his wife): Oh, Rick. My mother warned me...

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

RICK MORANIS: Sorry lads

KID ROCK: What have you done you twat? You said we'd be TINY.

KID CREOLE: Yeah nice one you absolute titjob

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RICK MORANIS:  guess how I pronounce my surname

COLLEAGUE:  to rhyme with "my anus"?

RICK MORANIS:  nope, to rhyme with "urine arse"

COLLEAGUE:  ohhh yes like the planet

RICK MORANIS:  correct

[TrenterPercenter]

Rick: Honey, I've decided against shrinking the kids

Wife: And why not?

Rick: Too expensive and I don't believe it's real!

Wife: Too expensive and you don't believe it's real?

Rick: Yeah it's just a Shrunk Cost Fallacy

Wife: Cunt

[dissolute ocelot]

Rick: The kids are not shrunk they are just far away.
Rickess: Bring the kids back!
Rick: OK, sorry.

[Glebe]

Rick: The kids are not shrunk they are just far away.
Rickess: Bring the kids back!
Rick: OK, sorry.

Ten minutes later.

RICK: Here they are!

[Sgt. Duckie]

MORANIS "What's this in my bowl of cheerios????"

FREWER "Milk and cheerios"

Scene endeth

[dontpaintyourteeth]

this moranis mf said shunk

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this moranis mf said shunk

Yes he shrunk them; it's shunking them that he didn't do, for whatever reason.

Strange title though.  It should have been Honey I Haven't Shunk The Kids But I Have Shrunken Them.