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Trump's Mar-a-Lago Home raided by FBI

Started by Cold Meat Platter, August 09, 2022, 12:30:34 AM

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Cold Meat Platter

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-mar-a-lago-fbi-search-b2141088.html
"Federal Bureau of Investigation agents have executed a search warrant at former president Donald Trump's Palm Beach, Florida home at his Mar-a-Lago club, the ex-president said in a statement Monday evening.

Mr Trump said his Florida residence was "currently under siege, raided, and occupied by a large group of FBI agents" who, among other things, "broke into" a safe belonging to him.

The ex-president, whose push to overturn the 2020 election is currently under investigation by multiple federal grand juries in the District of Columbia, claims to have been "working and cooperating with the relevant Government agencies" and called the raid "not necessary or appropriate".

He also claimed, without offering evidence, that the raid on his Palm Beach residence was "prosecutorial misconduct" and "the weaponisation of the justice system" meant to keep him from running for president the 2024 election.

"Such an assault could only take place in broken, Third-World Countries. Sadly, America has now become one of those Countries, corrupt at a level not seen before," said the twice-impeached ex-president, who asked what the difference was between the FBI executing a search warrant on his home (which requires the approval of a federal judge upon a finding that there is probable cause to believe evidence of a crime will be found at the location to be searched) and the 1972 break-in at Democratic National Committee headquarters by a group of burglars working for then-president Richard Nixon's re-election campaign."
Obviously he's being a dick about it.

steve98

Excellent news! And shows that Garland's going after him.

I wonder what they were hoping to find? (They have to have a belief that *it* (whatever *it* is) is on the premises)... I wonder if these 15 boxes of records, that were recently returned to the WH, had sections missing?

He surely wouldn't just remove pages, would he? You know, instead of photocopying them and replacing them, like a sensible tyrant would, he just pulls them out the folder and sticks them in his safe? O the safe being raided is fantastic! Haha, he'll be going berserk!

Paul Calf

He took loads of classified documents with him when he left the White House. It's explicitly against the Presidential Records Act. They've taped some of them together because he tried to tear them up.

He's a fucking joke.

Mobius


Mister Six

A dramatic reading of Trump's statement by the impeccable Caitlin Reilly:



steve98

Is it time to exhume Ivana? It took 10 guys to carry her casket, and all it supposedly contained was ashes. Did it contain the 15 boxes? Is it time for all Justice-Seeking patriots to shout - DIG HER UP, DIG HER UP...?

sevendaughters

Biden is being transparent as fuck of late. Obviously I hate Trump too but the Democrats are doing their mid-term weakness bomb and smear shit in lieu of doing anything to help an ordinary person. Read poems and send begging emails.

Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

That's what happens when you openly commit sedition, you malicious orange fuck

shoulders

Quote from: sevendaughters on August 09, 2022, 07:03:37 AMBiden is being transparent as fuck of late. Obviously I hate Trump too but the Democrats are doing their mid-term weakness bomb and smear shit in lieu of doing anything to help an ordinary person. Read poems and send begging emails.

Didn't they pass that bill through Senate recently with - admittedly compromised - climate change action included?

shoulders

Quote from: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on August 09, 2022, 07:29:03 AMThat's what happens when you openly commit sedition, you malicious orange fuck

He's right about the nation's decline, but hilarious he can't see the major role he has played in that. Still, a system so fucked that someone like him can be President was already broken before he even ran. It is a joke of a nation and it is pathetic how in thrall a lot of the UK and Europe is to the mythology surrounding it.

Kankurette

The fact Trump got into power is proof that the USA is in decline.

jobotic

The fact that they are finding proof of his illegal actions shows it's a far-left witch hunt o something.

Same with Johnson.

idunnosomename

What were they? Nude photos of President Taft?

JamesTC

Trump should just go to one of his little rallies and claim to be a Female Body Inspector. That'll show the libs.

boki

Quote from: steve98 on August 09, 2022, 06:20:38 AMIs it time to exhume Ivana? It took 10 guys to carry her casket, and all it supposedly contained was ashes. Did it contain the 15 boxes? Is it time for all Justice-Seeking patriots to shout - DIG HER UP, DIG HER UP...?
"But, but her reMains!"

Psybro

I was going to say leave Ivana alone, she never hurt anyone, but I looked it up and she did.


steve98

How does having an enormous MAGA hat help Trump's cause, Mam? It'll take more than an enormous hat to save his ass.

Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse


Dex Sawash

I think the giant foam hat is better looking hat than the standard MAGA hat.

Would love to know the story of the MAGA hat and how such a shit hat/shit graphic design combo got approved.

Did Trump see our @kittens bike jump and love his proto-maga cap but wanted a cheaper version?

touchingcloth

Quote from: steve98 on August 09, 2022, 11:35:41 AMHow does having an enormous MAGA hat help Trump's cause, Mam? It'll take more than an enormous hat to save his ass.

It's a prototype, and the eventual plan is to craft a MAGA hat so large it can span the entire US-Mexico border.

Crenners

That hat is actually hilarious, so obnoxious as to be uncomfortable x

Butchers Blind

At what point does it get to a stage where you think, 'this might be too much MAGA hat'?

Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: Butchers Blind on August 09, 2022, 01:30:19 PMAt what point does it get to a stage where you think, 'this might be too much MAGA hat'?

When all that remains is a pair of shoes poking out the bottom.

ajsmith2

Quote from: Mister Six on August 09, 2022, 05:00:32 AMA dramatic reading of Trump's statement by the impeccable Caitlin Reilly:


This seems like a much better version of Serafinowicz's Sassy Trump, in terms of laying bare his pathetic bitchy whininess.

ajsmith2

Quote from: Mobius on August 09, 2022, 04:24:10 AMhttps://www.axios.com/2022/08/08/trump-toilet-photos-maggie-haberman

Why didn't he just flush them down the shitter again

Is that all they found in Trumps toilet? Kind of surprised there weren't explicit images of abominous mounds of unflushed barely digested KFC bucket fecal matter stinking up the bowl. Maybe they're saving those for the last week of the 2024 election campaign. 

touchingcloth

Quote from: ajsmith2 on August 09, 2022, 01:51:42 PMIs that all they found in Trumps toilet? Kind of surprised there weren't photos of abominous mounds of unflushed barely digested KFC bucket fecal matter stinking up the bowl. Maybe they're saving those for the last week of the 2024 election campaign. 

They found loads of hamturders down there as well.

Quote from: Paul Calf on August 09, 2022, 04:21:55 AMThey've taped some of them together because he tried to tear them up.

Does Trump not know that a range of paper shredders can be acquired at Argos for a modest price?

checkoutgirl

Lets see Fox News brush this one under the carpet! It's so sweet because they have to say something.