popcorn is eating all the Ferrero Rochers!

[Glebe]

Folks if you're wondering were all the Ferrero Rochers have gone I think I have found the culprit!

I left the tray of nutty choc treats on the windowsill to cool and went to bed. A short time later I heard a voice downstairs saying "Now for a feast -sloo!"

I managed to nip downstairs before he'd scoffed the lot, but the culprit had vanished! A quick check on popcorn in his sheep's pen revealed the presence of several Ferrero Rocher wrappers which had been scattered carelessly around!

The wayward sheep has promised to buy us a replacement tray of Rochers but beware- he may raid the tuck shop tomorrow! "Now for feed, eh readers? Baaaaa!"

[ImmaculateClump]

Aaaah, monsieur popcorn, with this roche theft, you are really spoiling the ambassador's party :(

Readers voice: Fuck him up!

[Glebe]

I'll just leave these doughnuts on the windowsill to cool!

READER'S VOICE: I 'doughnut' think those doughnuts will be safe from the sheep!

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"is eating" or "has eaten"?

[popcorn]

There's fucking loads left stop moaning

[idunnosomename]

If we run out just stick nutella in some old tennis balls

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Worth holding in mind that the groany-pants of this week's episode is none other than the gobbler of an extremely limited quantity of delicious mouthgays a few short years ago.

I obtained them for all to enjoy, and he decided they should all be for him.

Ferrero Rochers are nothing - you can buy them from anywhere and easily replace any that have been consumed.

[popcorn]

you can get mouthgays anywhere these days, I saw them for sale in a Spar just yesterday.

[dontpaintyourteeth]

I hope I get a thread named after me one day I eat Ferrero Rocher all the time. Well, hardly ever actually. When someone else gets them for Christmas and doesn't like them

[popcorn]

see I bet it was dontpaintyourteeth who ate the ferrari rochers

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you can get mouthgays anywhere these days, I saw them for sale in a Spar just yesterday.

They aren't the same.  It was delicious mouthgays I had furnished for you all, and those have never been ten a penny.

[Glebe]

He's only gone and won a slap-up feed at the Restaurant du Posh!

More luxury fizzy pop with your giant pile of bangers and mash popcorn?

"Don't mind if I do, eh, readers? Chortle!"

[popcorn]

They aren't the same.  It was delicious mouthgays I had furnished for you all, and those have never been ten a penny.

this is just nostalgia speaking, they have always been revolting.

[popcorn]

He's only gone and won a slap-up feed at the Restaurant du Posh!

More luxury fizzy pop with your giant pile of bangers and mash popcorn?

"Don't mind if I do, eh, readers? Chortle!"

sloo!

but hang on - this fizzy pop is Glebe Cola

it isn't fizzy at all!

[Glebe]

sloo!

but hang on - this fizzy pop is Glebe Cola

it isn't fizzy at all!

As I say it's LUXURY fizzy pop! Enjoy!

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this is just nostalgia speaking, they have always been revolting.

I was sticking up for you and criticising Glebe!

[popcorn]

I was sticking up for you and criticising Glebe!

thanks but please indicate this more clearly in future.

[Glebe]

I've gone to the local embassy and have managed to have popcorn thrown out of the country. Ambassador, with this illegal deportation you are really spoiling us!

[dontpaintyourteeth]

CAN YOU IMAGINE

thinking yeah this lad has exquisite tastes. I'm captivated

just because the prick has a big pyramid of ferreros

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thanks but please indicate this more clearly in future.

The foul mouthgays you are talking about are not the same as the delicious mouthgays that you missed the opportunity to try due to our resident glutton being his usual cunt self

[popcorn]

all the mouthgays I've ever tried just tasted exactly like Glebe Cola

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CAN YOU IMAGINE

thinking yeah this lad has exquisite tastes. I'm captivated

just because the prick has a big pyramid of ferreros

Pyramid with a strangely shallow incline.

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all the mouthgays I've ever tried just tasted exactly like Glebe Cola

Thank you.  All the ones you've ever tried, not all the ones that have ever existed.

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Those Kinder bars with the hazelnut style goulash inside are the same as "Ferrero" Rochers.

[popcorn]

Thank you.  All the ones you've ever tried, not all the ones that have ever existed.

Just asked everyone I know (literally thousands of people) and they said the same thing about all the ones they tried too.

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Just asked everyone I know (literally thousands of people) and they said the same thing about all the ones they tried too.

Well you should be even more angered that Glebe sampled all the delicious ones, then.

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Evidence, m'lud:  https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=76044.0

[frajer]

Chuck us a rocher.

[Glebe]

Chuck us a rocher.

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Ferrero Rochers are the most commonly accepted form of Rocher, but what other Rochers are there.