serious cardiacs albums thread

[Goldentony]

absolutely love the cardiacs man fuck me have you ever heard them

[Goldentony]

I have a local shop that I use thats an independent business and uses new styles of graphic design to seem more like an estate agents on the surface, nice grey tiles all over it

[itsfredtitmus]

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

The could of been as big as a beatles but the world just wasn't ready for four bald men fusing prog with punk with the words "winky wanky woo horses and eggs"

[Famous Mortimer]

Up there with Frank Zappa as musicians I've tried the most times to get into, but just sound like shite. I'm not a good enough poster to make anything funny out of this, so I'll just shut up.

Oh, it's in HS Art! Fuck em! Stupid circus music wankers!

[itsfredtitmus]

Ever noticed Sarah left as soon as Jon Poole joined im sure there's no correlation though

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

I work in an office and this my 1 year old daughter s favourite band

[itsfredtitmus]

Up there with Frank Zappa as musicians I've tried the most times to get into, but just sound like shite. I'm not a good enough poster to make anything funny out of this, so I'll just shut up.

Oh, it's in HS Art! Fuck em! Stupid circus music wankers!

here's our middle 8th where for no reason we go into a ska bit!

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

I've written a song it sounds like blur but it's got a saxophones in jt

[The Great Cornholio]

The could of been as big as a beatles but the world just wasn't ready for four bald men fusing prog with punk with the words "winky wanky woo horses and eggs"

fuckin bullshit mate

Every real fan knows the only proper line-up was 200 cunts onstage at once all playing the riff from the Roobarb & Custard theme in 16/3 time, everything after that is a total fuckin worthless sellout

Also only Dez and Jeff are proper baldies so get yer facts straight

[itsfredtitmus]

HORSES ARSE

[The Great Cornholio]

Tell you what mate this 86 boot of Deaf Dog Winkies fuckin slays compared to the studio version. Zoz, Thorvald, Ralf, Beninio and Doris were on fire that night (or on something else!!)

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

I saw a daisy motif on somebody's sock COULD THIS BE A CONSPIRSCY

[Goldentony]

"this was written in machine code, its negative energy polka"

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

I've just bought a mellotron off of reddit

[The Mollusk]

Whenever I try to get people into the Cardiacs the best way I find to convince them quickly is to say "you remember that show Monkey Dust, yeah, mad stuff I know, well imagine if that was a band".

Whenever I met Cardiacs fans in the wild I like to share this little hope with green website I go "I've been listening to them for years and it never did me any harm" and I pause and then I go "WIBBLE" and do a crazy little face spasm. They love that it's so on brand.

[Kankurette]

They were better when they had four guys called Steve and a guy playing the ondes martinot.

The could of been as big as a beatles but the world just wasn't ready for four bald men fusing prog with punk with the words "winky wanky woo horses and eggs"

Just wait till they find out what the nurses get up to. They whisper verses at people.

[itsfredtitmus]

welcome to the house of fun now I've come of age

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Does anyone think that Men At Work sound a bit like Cardiacs

Edit: correct thread

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shoes have holes inside them

[The Crumb]

The Fall for slightly less racist people

[The Great Cornholio]

My favourite song of theirs is the one that's just chapters 12-14 of Moby Dick with a chorus that goes GOR BLIMEY FUCKIN HELL, HORSEY WANKER FUCK MY ARSE

[ImmaculateClump]

Victor Lewis Smith: ... but this is how they sound to meeee

[itsfredtitmus]

Victor Lewis Smith: ... but this is how they sound to meeee

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR YEARS I HATE THIS OS MUCH

[itsfredtitmus]

youve been banned from the cardiacs facebook group for drunkenly suggesting that jon poole constantly pestered sarah with sexual requests in a semi ironic jocular way only he is capable of

[itsfredtitmus]

Victor Lewis Smith: ... but this is how they sound to meeee

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

R.E.S. stands for RELENTLESSLY ETERNALLY SHIT

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

R.E.S. stands for RELENTLESSLY ETERNALLY SPUNKING

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

That was meant to be an edit

[itsfredtitmus]

music for people that look like fitz' son from cracker