Now that I, pancreas, am dead

[pigamus]

Goobarrr pancreeeyeeerrrss
Thor arr nevaa nurrr yurrrr adalll

[shiftwork2]

deadpancreas

[Buelligan]

Jesus.  I thought he'd never leave.

[Dr Trouser]

Pancreas - don't endocrine for him, he's already dead.

[Mr Vegetables]

St Pancreas Station(ary)

[Sebastian Cobb]

Hope everyone remembers to drink a £5 bottle of wine in his honour.

[The Pink Chunk Jazz Band]

Pancreatic chancer

[Ferris]

It was an honour to play piano at his funeral.

I'd had a few glasses of ghastly prosecco at the pre-drinks do celebrating his death life so a couple of the Elton John covers were a bit rough round the edges but I don't think any of the other 3 attendees noticed.

[shiftwork2]

So that's you, the man from the council...and sorry who were the other two?

[madhair60]

pancre-ex mortis

[Ferris]

So that's you, the man from the council...and sorry who were the other two?

Hired mourners. They were very cheap, the job centre made them turn up to keep claiming benefits.

[Glebe]

pancreas in 'still alive' shocker, the lying get!

[pancreas]

pancreas in 'still alive' shocker, the lying get!

Balls. Doornail over here. Continue to take my name in vain, pls, I'll never know.

[madhair60]

pancreas in 'still alive' shocker, the lying get!

you think this is funny? you think it's funny to say this about my dead friend??

[Alberon]

Can I have his microwave?

[Mr_Simnock]

Hope everyone remembers to drink a £5 bottle of wine in his honour.

£10 at least, have some fucking respect

[pancreas]

Can I have his microwave?

It's integrated. Besides which it's the only cooking appliance gecko can be trusted to use.

[Ferris]

Bagsy the cancer organ.

Have to keep The Curse of the Wurlitzer going.