Rebranding Monkeypox

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WHO Doctors want Publics Help in renaming Monkeypox as it stigmatises Monkeys, and Africa

The World Health Organization has asked for help from the public in coming up with a less stigmatising designation for monkeypox.

The UN health agency has for weeks voiced concern about the name of the disease that began making global headlines in May.

Experts have warned the name can be stigmatising to the primates it was named after, but who play little role in its spread, and to the African continent the animals are often associated with.

Recently in Brazil, for instance, there have been reported cases of people attacking monkeys over fear of the disease.

My suggestion:

Cheekypox.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Pilkington's Buggery
Peejie Tip

[DelurkedToHelp]

Have any shoe-ins of chickens been documented, in Brazil or otherwise, due to their 'pox namesake?

[Pink Gregory]

Vox Pox

Poxinquaye

Skindolene

and of course Robbie Williams' embarrassing late career album, Rudepox

[DelurkedToHelp]

Boston Red Pox

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Have any shoe-ins of chickens been documented, in Brazil or otherwise, due to their 'pox namesake?

its okay to stigmatise cowards they're not an oppressed group

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Poxinquaye

Brand New You're A Buboe

[privatefriend]

Gay Cancer 2

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Swingin' Aids

[Wee Jock Poo-Pong McPlop]

Coxpox

[Sebastian Cobb]

Coco Pox

[DelurkedToHelp]

The Quick Brown Pox Kills The Lazy Dog

[All Surrogate]

Aye-aye ague

Macaque mange

Orangutosis

Bubonic baboons

[Famous Mortimer]

Jerry Sadowitz

[elliszeroed]

Poxy McPoxface.

[DocDaneeka]

The Corona thing was very successful so I'm going for something similar:

Hobgoblin Dark English Ale.

[RetroRobot]

Arsepox

[Video Game Fan 2000]

shitting dick's shitting dick disease of the dick

[Captain Z]

Awesomepox

[non capisco]

I say lean into the monkey angle but as a sop to the monkeys make it sound more badass.

"No, mate, you won't see me out for a bit. Only gone and got meself a dose of Bubbles' Revenge."

[The Dog]

Monkeypox Professional

[Goldentony]

'Paul Lawrenson-Carter'

[Alberon]

Baboon Rot

Gorilla Fungus

Macaque Malaise

[flotemysost]

Aye-aye ague

Macaque mange

Orangutosis

Bubonic baboons

Chimpanzika

Marmosepsis

Gorilla

Do Not Rhesus-itate

[DelurkedToHelp]

The Apeshits

[Alberon]

Tories

[flotemysost]

Given that the vax being administered for it is a smallpox vax, surely that could be inadvertently feeding another form of prejudice, an unprecedented wave of body-shaming. Ahh you've got monkeypox which is basically SMALLpox that means you've got a SMALL willy ahhhhh

[weirdbeard]

Monkey Tennis

[JesusAndYourBush]

Brand New You're A Buboe

Bonobo-buboe.

[JesusAndYourBush]

Chimp lurgi