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Favourite Reece Shearsmith character

Started by holyzombiejesus, June 26, 2022, 07:31:25 PM

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Vodkafone

Imagine if you drifted off for a second while driving, and rammed into the car in front, and Reece Shearsmith got out, looking angry.

McDead

I think when he gets angry enough, he bursts into tears.

Mr Curry from the adventures of Paddington bear.

I saw him in the Hangman by Martin McDonagh and he ruined the flow of the play by getting such a massive laugh that the actors had to wait unnaturally long time for it to die down.

Magnum Valentino

Quote from: Average Comedy Enjoyer on August 21, 2024, 11:54:35 AMMr Curry from the adventures of Paddington bear.

I saw him in the Hangman by Martin McDonagh and he ruined the flow of the play by getting such a massive laugh that the actors had to wait unnaturally long time for it to die down.

I have that! Who did he play and what was the line, so I can use my mind to imagine it.

Quote from: Magnum Valentino on August 21, 2024, 11:59:16 AMI have that! Who did he play and what was the line, so I can use my mind to imagine it.

He played SYD, which was a role later played by Andy Nyman, who I had failed to see in the original run of GHOST STORIES as his understudy was in.

The line was
Spoiler alert
after the well-sown rumour that Syd like to touch dead dicks, in the final act, he crouches down and starts rummaging under the tarp with the body under it.

Harry spots him fiddling with the crotch and is about to freak out when Syd pulls his hand out and shows he was taking the dead man's keys out of his pocket.

I think the line was just "keys".

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Laugh lasted c.20 seconds

Thosworth

Stinky Ray's outtakes are on my annual 'oh yes, must watch that one again' mental playlist. The completely innocent 'what?' when he knows he's got them again.



Ferris

EXCOOZ BEEF HAVV ANYBODY GOT ANY BOCKLE ORANJ DOOF??

Matthew Dawkins Jub Jub

Quote from: Ballad of Ballard Berkley on August 21, 2024, 10:33:19 AMThis is all very odd and confusing.

According to the online brain trust, Reece (hi, Reece!) has several burner accounts he uses to troll/aggro fans (typically by calling them cunts) and on this occasion forgot to use the burner account.

Whoopsie-daisy.


Matthew Dawkins Jub Jub



There Be Rumblings

#72
In order:

Mr Jelly
Geoff Tipps
Papa Lazarou
Stink Ray
Ollie Plimsolls
Dexter
Pam Doove
Jasper Jones
Stella Hull
Edward Tattsyrup
Tommy Cheese
Ross Gaines
Whitehead

Factor in his writing too and he's just stupidly talented.

He can anonymously call me a cunt online for no reason any time he likes. I feel he's earned it.

McDead

Nice to see Jasper Jones getting some love, an absolutely spot on satire of "that" sort of thinker. Coogan is great in that episode as well, getting to show an unusual bit of largesse from the character.

There Be Rumblings

Quote from: McDead on August 21, 2024, 05:42:11 PMNice to see Jasper Jones getting some love, an absolutely spot on satire of "that" sort of thinker. Coogan is great in that episode as well, getting to show an unusual bit of largesse from the character.
That book cover is just perfect as well



Mobius

i echo the jasper jones love. i'd love to see the outtakes of that bit where he and alan talk over each other for about a solid 15 seconds

Pimhole

Quote from: Ballad of Ballard Berkley on August 21, 2024, 10:33:19 AMThis is all very odd and confusing.

It's not odd that Reece would call fans cunts. But I'd really like to know what the Japanese kid was talking about. The wreath from Miss Marple? What it is.

Bentpitch

Quote from: Pimhole on August 21, 2024, 06:42:17 PMIt's not odd that Reece would call fans cunts.

Exactly, it's very on brand, and as such, just funny.

dontpaintyourteeth

If Reece called me a cunt I would say thank you

McDead

Quote from: poodlefaker on June 27, 2022, 04:04:25 PMI once went to a friend's NYE party and she'd booked a karaoke guy who was so like Reece/Ollie Plimsolls it was unnerving. He came round with a clipboard: "I'm not forcing anyone, it's JUST A BIT OF FUN". During a lull he started singing himself: a Billy Joel medley. Walking round the lounge, singing while looking and pointing at people.

This is excellent, by the way, made me laugh

neveragain


There Be Rumblings

Quote from: neveragain on August 21, 2024, 07:28:40 PMWho?
I'd add Racist Father Christmas from House of Fools.
The "oh yeah, I never fort ah DAT" rival Robot Wars roboteer from Spaced

neveragain

Quote from: There Be Rumblings on August 21, 2024, 07:54:47 PMThe "oh yeah, I never fort ah DAT" rival Robot Wars roboteer from Spaced

Ah yes. Shame you didn't just say Spaced, then I could have said "I never thought of that..."

kalowski

Quote from: Ron Superior on August 21, 2024, 10:38:30 AMDean is funnily probably the one I end up randomly quoting the most.

Can't pick up a pack of cards without saying "here are my friends, all 52 of em" and can't say "works do" without saying it like him.

The whole vid is great, really odd in a very specific, well observed way.


So, so good.

holyzombiejesus

Ah, he was hacked.

QuoteAccount hacked yesterday spent the day sorting it with "x". As well as physio on me back . (X didn't do that.)



daf

Quote from: holyzombiejesus on August 21, 2024, 10:02:29 PMAh, he was hacked.

Chinny reckon! Jimmy Hill! Bee-ards! Churn on! Golden churn! etc.

Hacked off he was caught out, more like!

Spoiler alert
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Two Headed Sex Beast

Quote from: There Be Rumblings on August 21, 2024, 07:54:47 PMThe "oh yeah, I never fort ah DAT" rival Robot Wars roboteer from Spaced

The way he says "YOUR robot" is stuck in my head forever

Beelog

Quote from: Ferris on August 21, 2024, 02:42:33 PMEXCOOZ BEEF HAVV ANYBODY GOT ANY BOCKLE ORANJ DOOF??

I recently introduced my 5 and 9 year old to this and it's now one of their favourite quotes / things to shout out loud in a supermarket.

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