Lyrics from Christmas songs but the word 'snow' has been replaced by 'cum'

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

When the cum man brings the cum

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Let it cum let it cum let it cum

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Cum had fallen,
Cum on cum,
Cum on cum

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that's all of them

[Cuellar]

Deck the halls with boughs of cum

Rockin' around the cum tree, have a happy holiday

Frosty the cum man

Rudolph the cum nosed reindeer

[pancreas]

Do you wanna build a cum-man?

[Pink Gregory]

Cum time
mistletoe and wine

[Sonny_Jim]

Let it cum, let it cum!¹

Oh when the cumman brings the cum
Oh well he just might like to know
He's put a great big smile on somebody's face

Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall?
Are you hoping that the cum will start to fall?


¹Ok, so it's not actually a christmas song

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

♪♪♪ And there won't be cum in Africa this Christmas time ♪♪♪


♪♪♪ Dashing through the cum
In a one-horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way ♪♪♪

[Pink Gregory]

Step into cum
Step into cum

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that's it then, I guess

[Sonny_Jim]

Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for cum

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I don't understand how cum can replace any words at all.  Does it have hands?  Even with hands how does it have enough core strength to do any meaningful lifting?

[dissolute ocelot]

There's cum business like cum business

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Why don't you cum yourself a word
cum yourself a word with some cum
because of cum
and even more cum
bursting out of everywhere and making everyone go blind with other people's cum mixed in with your own cum

LOOK AND READ + CUM!

[Wonderful Butternut]

Cum is falling
All around me
Children playing
Having fun

It's the season
There is a police man
Merry Christmas. Better run.

[dissolute ocelot]

O snow all ye faithful.