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Rontos Chips: a life in pixels

Started by poo, January 07, 2022, 06:55:58 AM

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TheGingerAlien


Ray Travez

Ummmm, "please Hammer don't hurt 'em"?

Glebe

"Smashing dancing!"

"It's good but it's not right keep pressin' and guessin' what's happening happening to Rontos and Rontina!"

TheGingerAlien


TheGingerAlien

You ghost, we post!  Keep pressin and guessin! 



(note: the collective worth of the NFTs I have posted thus far is in excess of £150,000 - PM me if you'd like to invest in a Rontos related virtual asset before it's too late!)

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frajer


All of our arses are free to Rontos (F2R).

Cuellar

"Rontos NEVER pays for it. Never, alright"

TheGingerAlien

It's goood, but it's fundamentally not alriiiight...


frajer

Oh no, Rontos. Reminds me of that tragedy.

pancreas


Ferris


Ray Travez

Quote from: TheGingerAlien on January 10, 2022, 05:02:04 PMIt's goood, but it's fundamentally not alriiiight...



I KNOW this one!!! It's JET SUIT! 👍

Glebe

Quote from: TheGingerAlien on January 10, 2022, 01:40:16 PM

CONTESTENT: The cost of an arse-kicking?

ROY: Riiiight!!

RONTOS: Who's writing these things?

TheGingerAlien

It's not left - it's riiiiiiiiiight! Hands off cocks; on socks for the next Catchphrase! ~jaunty music plays~

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Captain Z

#47
Never forget the episode where Rontos Chips came crashing onto the set and his head fell off. Roy Walker trying desperately to conceal the secret electronics inside.

TheGingerAlien


TheGingerAlien

Remember that time PETA went apeshit on Rontos?

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pancreas

Do you have the one where the answer is mother fucker?

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Quote from: Ray Travez on January 10, 2022, 06:19:08 PMI KNOW this one!!! It's JET SUIT! 👍

I assumed it was aircraft carrier.

frajer

Quote from: TheGingerAlien on January 10, 2022, 07:37:41 PMIt's not left - it's riiiiiiiiiight! Hands off cocks; on socks for the next Catchphrase! ~jaunty music plays~


Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, for it screams so hard you go blind.


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frajer

Drop the dead donkey.
Drop it off a fucking building mate.
If you want to run with Rontos, you'll have to do far worse.

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Quote from: pancreas on January 10, 2022, 08:50:00 PMDo you have the one where the answer is mother fucker?

Almost:




I wish there was an official site to find these so that fake ones wouldn't end up in the mix.

Glebe


frajer

Either that or flogging a dead horse off a roof. Rontos can I go 50/50 mate?