Welcome to Wonka World (Glasgow edition)

[idunnosomename]

Billy's got a load of AI generated thrillers available on amazon

https://www.amazon.co.uk/stores/Billy-Coull/author/B0CDJY7SBC?ref=ap_rdr&isDramIntegrated=true&shoppingPortalEnabled=true

[Senior Baiano]

Might buy a few of these, use them as banter birthday presents for friends.

[Senior Baiano]

You're right, my friends don't call as often as they used to, but what of it, they've got committments, families etc

[Dex Sawash]

Abandoned Limmy sketch

[touchingcloth]

I've just been down to Willy's Cumland and seen a fat lad get sucked off up the big spunk tube.

[studpuppet]

[studpuppet]

Still image doesn't really do this character justice

Is that Richard O'Brien on the left? "To the Crystal Dome!!"

[Kankurette]

I've just been down to Willy's Cumland and seen a fat lad get sucked off up the big spunk tube.

Violet Beauregarde is forced to become an inflation fetish poster girl.

[PaulTMA]

:D

[boki]

[Captain Z]

Come with me
and you'll be
in a hall off the side of Glasgow station

[There Be Rumblings]

Come with me
and you'll be
in a hall off the side of Glasgow station

Wonderful

[touchingcloth]

Violet Beauregarde is forced to become an inflation fetish poster girl.

Something about Mike TV^*.

^*I know it's actually Teavee, but of all of Dahl's many sins as a writer and as a human, this is arguably the worst.

[Glebe]

This has even been picked up across the big pond they call the Atlantic Ocean:

A Willy Wonka Immersive Experience Is Getting Slammed By Attendees, Compared To A 'Meth Lab'.

[superthunderstingcar]

If he has sex with his wife dressed as a 14 year-old schoolboy, should he be Yewtree'd?

I think when she's prepared to commit to it for over 40 years then we have to grant them an exception.

[touchingcloth]

This has even been picked up across the big pond they call the Atlantic Ocean:

A Willy Wonka Immersive Experience Is Getting Slammed By Attendees, Compared To A 'Meth Lab'.

Isn't a meth lab just a "lab"? I don't imagine sick bastards are cooking it up in their kitchens like Cake.

[JesusAndYourBush]

What's in the bottle that's so special it has to be kept in a perplex box?

There's loads of other bottles over the counter willy nilly but that particular one is secured away. WHY?????

Blue bottles contain poison. Probably in a box to stop some silly sod drinking it.

[JesusAndYourBush]

"I can see right up your arse!"

[Glebe]

[GoblinAhFuckScary]

Spoiler alert

[close]

the maya deren immersive experience

[Glebe]

[Mister Six]

Described as a "full Wonka Experience" tearful kids received only two jelly babies and a quarter of a can of Barrs limeade

Sending home traumatised and crying children is the "full Wonka experience", surely?

[Glebe]

Described as a "full Wanker Experience"

[idunnosomename]

Sending home traumatised and crying children is the "full Wonka experience", surely?

missing the racist enslaved workforce

[George White]

That's the first I've seen that picture - It's amazing. She seems to be the only member of staff there; and they've had to fill her full of valium or similar to get her through it.

 I've never felt prouder to be a Glaswegian. You can keep your Winter Wonderlands and your Easter Extravaganzas; this is the absolute dog's bollocks; this'll never be surpassed.
 

Reminded of Cork's 'Beverly Hills Wonderland - the Disneyland of Ireland', its biggest attraction essentially a waxworks museum but with concrete rather than wax. https://www.rte.ie/archives/2018/0128/935652-disneyland-county-cork/

I know Glinner says Funderland inspired Funland in Ted, but this even shut down when a child was either seriously injured or killed at the park.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Still image doesn't really do this character justice

Dave, my wife would like to use your toilet.

[Glebe]

Isn't a meth lab just a "lab"? I don't imagine sick bastards are cooking it up in their kitchens like Cake.

[What Doth Life?]

It's the fact that it was a quarter-cup of Barr lemonade that really gets me, isn't all their gear about 9p per can?

[idunnosomename]

If they had just bought it from a shop on the day rather than actually getting it from a wholesaler in advance, they'd be more worried about running out than the price of it

[Glebe]

Think we can safely add the Glasgow Wonka Experience to the CaB Map of Great Britain alongside Louis Tussaud's of Yarmouth and er, all the other places.