Dark Souls Remastered

[The Boston Crab]

After all these years I never had you pegged as good at anything but here we are. You've reached Anor Londo without breaking sweat. Bravo.

[biggytitbo]

Difficulty wise similar to Jet Set Willy imo.

[Swoz_MK]

Beginning to think this game is a bit to easy tbh.

O&S next. You lucky man. Boss fights don't get much better than that.

[robotam]

More "Let's Play"s should be done like this.

[brat-sampson]

Beat the iron golem, Anor Londo is pretty. Beginning to think this game is a bit to easy tbh.

Whelp, looking forward to how this turns out.

[biggytitbo]

I currently keep falling off the beams of the roof in the Church. This whole bit reminds me a lot of the first God of War.

[Paaaaul]

I currently keep falling off the beams of the roof in the Church. This whole bit reminds me a lot of the first God of War.

That's the calm before the storm there. Enjoy it.
I reckon your next boss fight is probably the hardest in the game.

[The Boston Crab]

Remember who you're talking about here. This guy just waltzed through Sen's like it was the fuckin Wacky Warehouse.

[biggytitbo]

Anor Londo is definetly harder than Sens fortress, the big metal knights are not a good match for my strategy of running in with a massive axe and no shield and just twatting everything, but I'm farting about on the buttresses with those little pink dragon bastards now. Will carry on tomorrow.

[Swoz_MK]

Peg it past them, then meet Jeffrey Archer.

[biggytitbo]

Hmmm these archers are indeed 'interesting', I'm going to need a new strategy to get past them I think, I'm getting nowhere near them at the moment.

[The Boston Crab]

Shittest moment for me, too random, but what follows is gold.

[biggytitbo]

Not sure what to do, if I rush him I get killed, if I use a shield he knocks me off the ledge. I have no arrows left so unless I trek back thousands of miles I guess ill just need to get lucky.

[The Boston Crab]

You have to ignore left, go right, roll under his arrow, have a precarious fight and get lucky. If you have a massive fuck off shield you used to be able to block and he'd bounce off the edge but I found that didn't work with my recent build on Remastered.

[Swoz_MK]

Never bothered with painted World on original release so tried it last night. Piss. And I can't even warp out.

[gmoney]

I loved the Painted World! It was one of my favourite bits. I think I went there after getting repeatedly arse paddled by Ornstein and Smough for about 2 days, so it was a nice little respite. It's a good place to grind for souls if that's your thing.

[Swoz_MK]

Aye it has been! Especially that little cluster of blobmen. Get a decent 12k per run.
I think I'm just a little lost, opened shortcut and got rid of old big purple. It was super late though. Will crack on tonight then get Catacombs and Drake's out the way.

[gmoney]

I think there's quite an annoying bit where you have to find a switch underground, that can be a pain in the arse, I'd forgotten about that.

[biggytitbo]

Got past the annoying archers and am now lost in the big castle place. Got a load of gnarly armour now from a hidden room so feel like a bit of a hard bastard.

[The Boston Crab]

You're Doctor Hardbody. Massive respect for you for the first time ever.

[biggytitbo]

So these two gits you're meant to fight, whats the best strategy, try to get the little one first?

[falafel]

Yes.

Edit: unless reasons which Bosto can probably explain, I can't remember, and probably don't make a difference to you in your first run through anyway.

[biggytitbo]

Had a few goes at them and I reckon I can do it if I don't keep getting stuck on the camera/scenary, the enemy lock is a bit flaky isn't it? That's my main gripe with the game tbh, that and the lack of a pause button.

The bosses in this aren't as hard as Psi-Ops: The Mindgate Conspiracy, those bastards where rock hard.

[The Boston Crab]

Some prefer one over the other. I would usually do Ornstein first.

The joke here is that you don't know their names.

The thin fast one.

[gmoney]

I think I did the fat one first, however it took me about 5 days and a lot of stress so it might be advised to do the opposite. This is the only moment (I say moment..) in the game where I genuinely thought I wouldn't be able to get past it. It's a fuckabout.

[biggytitbo]

Annoying when you kill one of cannon and ball they don't stay dead. Are they the only bosses that respawn in the game?

[The Boston Crab]

They share the soul power so you've not truly killed either.

[biggytitbo]

Well I killed the little one, so that's a start.

[The Boston Crab]

Eddie or Syd?

[biggytitbo]

I see him more as a very sneaky Ronnie Corbett. Is it worth bothering with the two big fuck off knights in the room before BTW? I've just been running past them so far.