Cab London Meet - July 28th 2018

[pancreas]

Great evening. Happy to report that Lost Oliver is a hirsute beauty (with braces) and ZoyzaSorris is a beefcake with a sexy contrabasso voice. I hope they don't mind.

I did laugh, btw.

[Nowhere Man]

Gutted to have not been there lads, sounds like a cracker of an evening! x

You're all a great bunch of beefcakes lads

[Johnny Yesno]

Great evening. Happy to report that Lost Oliver is a hirsute beauty (with braces)

Trouser braces. Not teeth braces. In case anyone was wondering.

[zomgmouse]

I did laugh, btw.

Glad you enjoyed the comedy in the end!

[olliebean]

Sorry guys, doesn't look like I'm going to make it to this one.

[Lost Oliver]

Bloody wonderful people. And I can't believe I've been neglecting Wimblewrong for so long.

You're all great.

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Yup an all round fantastic festivity with a whole load of lovely people. The comedy night was worth it for pancreas' withering disdain alone.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Jealous I couldn't be there with you lot, but for a bunch of Stalinist thugs you guys have nice limbs.

[Brundle-Fly]

Fuck me, it looks like a Mumford & Sons gig. Glad I didn't come.

Kidding. I am old, and ugly, and consumed with jealousy and resentment of the young. And I live 150 miles away.

Mumford and Sons??? You cheeky beggar. I suppose we did look a bit 'hipster' last night. Oi Lost Oliver, did you leave your typewriter in the back of the cab last night?

[ZoyzaSorris]

Nice one all, would like to have hung out for longer! Lots of good chats. Will get down my local choir pronto Pancs, thanks for the pep talk. Wish i could have gone in on the sleepover at kitten's pied a terre, but im dying and old.

[kittens]

terrific fun. just been for breakfast and a tour of buckingham palace with replies, now sitting on the megabus. angrew slept on the floor of my airbnb like a faithful dog. must do again soon many thanks

[ZoyzaSorris]

just been for breakfast and a tour of buckingham palace with replies

Fucking hell sounds like you won a competition in a magazine or something mate, what a sunday.

[mothman]

Mumford and Sons??? You cheeky beggar. I suppose we did look a bit 'hipster' last night.

I'm a 47yo fat dad, I'd have stuck out like a sore thumb and sat there awkwardly not following the conversation, which would be all about downloads and Instastories and all the other impenetrable stuff of which ver yoof speak.

[Johnny Yesno]

I'm a 47yo fat dad, I'd have stuck out like a sore thumb and sat there awkwardly not following the conversation, which would be all about downloads and Instastories and all the other impenetrable stuff of which ver yoof speak.

I know what you mean. That picture was taken moments before I decided to up the ante by trying to snog Lost Oliver and ended up being sick in her hat.

[kittens]

which one of those people is me

[Replies From View]

which one of those people is me

Grimwade Norkin.

[Brundle-Fly]

I'm a 47yo fat dad, I'd have stuck out like a sore thumb and sat there awkwardly not following the conversation, which would be all about downloads and Instastories and all the other impenetrable stuff of which ver yoof speak.

I'm a fat 52-year-old man. You do realise those are just some photos of some pretty strangers I got off the net and not genuine Cabbers. Although, who knows?

[mothman]

I thought I'd play along. And I'm an equal opportunities party-pooper, able to bore or annoy all ages, genders and degrees of pulchritude.

[Clownbaby]

I'm a fat 52-year-old man. You do realise those are just some photos of some pretty strangers I got off the net and not genuine Cabbers. Although, who knows?

I knew something wasn't right about those photos

[Brundle-Fly]

Here is an actual pic from last night though.

[bgmnts]

I was too busy repulsing women to attend.

Sounded like it was fun!

[Johnny Yesno]

Here is an actual pic from last night though.

Fucking hipster cunts.

[Lost Oliver]

Best snog I've had in weeks mate.

Lost the typewriter and my bloody pocket watch in the back of an Uber. And if anyone knows where my top hat got to I'd be most grateful.

[olliebean]

Here is an actual pic from last night though.

The first 6 Doctors have let themselves go. (Apart from 4, he's looking pretty good.)

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Only usable photo from the meet (edited version)

[bgmnts]

You guys met Matt Stone?

[mothman]

So 66% of attendees at a meet would prefer not to be identifiable? That's approaching my level of paranoia, that is.

[Sgt. Duckie]

Those fingers in the bottom left hand corner of the picture just made me soil myself.

[Replies From View]

So 66% of attendees at a meet would prefer not to be identifiable? That's approaching my level of paranoia, that is.

The identifiable one is the one taking the selfie, while the heads of everyone else are out of the frame of the image.

[ZoyzaSorris]

Those fingers in the bottom left hand corner of the picture just made me soil myself.

When you see it you'll etc etc