Bearizers

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Are you a Bearizer? Have you ever met a Bearizer? Have you ever been enthralled by a Bearizer? What criteria must a man (or woman, I suppose) fit to be labelled a Bearizer? I don't think I am a Bearizer, but I just don't know!! Let's talk a bit about Bearizers.

[Ckris]

I'd let a bear eat me, so long as it let me have a cuddle first.

[Fry]

A Bear's snozzle looks a bit like the penis of a Black gentleman with phimosis.

[buttgammon]

A Bear's snozzle looks a bit like the penis of a Black gentleman with phimosis.

Speak for yourself, phimosised young black man.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Can we cut to the chase and decide whether this is going to be about phimosis, jews or bears?

[the midnight watch baboon]

That bear just looks like a massive me.

[Buchstansangur]

He had phimosis before he was circumcised, so covers all three.

[Fry]

Where is there bear supposed to be anyway? It looks kind of like Norfolk. (I've never been to Norfolk, but I imagine Norfolk looks like that.)

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

It does look a lot like Norfolk.

I can confirm that the bear at the top of the page is a Norfolk resident and lives in Hemsby.

[Fry]

Is Norfolk worth going to?

[Ginyard]

He had phimosis before he was circumcised, so covers all three.

I just see a fire hazard. That's what 6 years of parenting reduces you to.

[Mary is not amused]

Can we cut to the chase and decide whether this is going to be about phimosis, jews or bears?

They are all enemies of the working man.  The working women has the additional burden of the head scarf.

[Mary is not amused]

I just see a fire hazard. That's what 6 years of parenting reduces you to.

Arsonists are disproportionally Jewish, now that you mention it.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Is Norfolk worth going to?

It depends how interested you are in cycling, flat grasslands, conservative flood defence approaches and folk music. So a bit like Belgium but without all the allure of being abroad, and with all the ire of being near places where appalling tossers live.

[ThickAndCreamy]

I was in Norfolk a few weeks ago on the poorest (and only) weekend "party" holiday I've ever had. Norfolk is shite and contains what is probably the dullest National Park in the UK and that old chestnut of retiring yawnisms Norwich.

It's more fun to go to northern Essex and northern Essex is a bedrock of glum.

[thecuriousorange]

A bearizer (right) having a fabulous time.

[salr]

The chinese are massive bearizers even though the panda bear is the crappest bear known to science. Which bear would triumph in a fight, black/brown/panda/polar/any other bear i have forgotten?