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Title: Cat slaps a seal.
Post by: Glebe on April 29, 2021, 06:00:23 PM
Cat slaps a seal. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sdn8SNYyjxc)

Noise it makes, freakin seal bastard.

(https://i.imgur.com/mTNnzyq.jpg)
Title: Re: Cat slaps a seal.
Post by: TrenterPercenter on April 29, 2021, 06:02:46 PM
that one in the background on the left is what you want to keep your eyes on Glebe
Title: Re: Cat slaps a seal.
Post by: Glebe on April 29, 2021, 06:04:34 PM
that one in the background on the left is what you want to keep your eyes on Glebe

If it emits a strangled noise like the first git when it encounters a cat, then it deserves ever cat-slap it gets!
Title: Re: Cat slaps a seal.
Post by: Spoon of Ploff on April 29, 2021, 06:08:53 PM
you never see a cat slap Boris Johnson do you? that's why i can never get fully behind them.
Title: Re: Cat slaps a seal.
Post by: Replies From View on April 29, 2021, 06:10:58 PM
Cat shouldn't be territorialising in a seal zone.  I hope it ended up in the water.
Title: Re: Cat slaps a seal.
Post by: Butchers Blind on April 29, 2021, 07:01:58 PM
Hardly touched him, ref!
Title: Re: Cat slaps a seal.
Post by: Sebastian Cobb on April 29, 2021, 07:06:04 PM
I feel kinship with the seal on the left bobbing about not really knowing what's going on.
Title: Re: Cat slaps a seal.
Post by: Johnny Yesno on April 29, 2021, 07:59:28 PM
Ted Nugent considers rewrite.
Title: Re: Cat slaps a seal.
Post by: Shoulders?-Stomach! on April 29, 2021, 08:34:26 PM
If you ever call a seal a 'chonker' or a 'slippyboi' what it does is it tracks down your kids your kids mate and gets them expelled from their middlebrow academies.

Good luck getting them through formal education mahayte.
Title: Re: Cat slaps a seal.
Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on April 29, 2021, 10:35:18 PM
"Silence, water-dog."
Title: Re: Cat slaps a seal.
Post by: Shameless Custard on April 30, 2021, 04:05:05 PM
Cats are right slappers. Always slapping. And rightfully so. Get in their cat face, get a cat slap
Title: Re: Cat slaps a seal.
Post by: bgmnts on April 30, 2021, 04:06:43 PM
Poor cunt is stuck in a shitty little enclosure with some other poor, miserable seals and he finally meets a new creature, tries to befriend it and gets a slap for his troubles.

Title: Re: Cat slaps a seal.
Post by: steve98 on April 30, 2021, 04:10:53 PM
This is obviously about fish: the cats are hangin' about hopin' to score some of the seal's fish.
Title: Re: Cat slaps a seal.
Post by: idunnosomename on April 30, 2021, 04:23:02 PM
Get in their cat face, get a cat slap
Push-pop advert considers
Title: Re: Cat slaps a seal.
Post by: Blumf on April 30, 2021, 04:37:10 PM
This is obviously about fish: the cats are hangin' about hopin' to score some of the seal's fish.

It's Brexit all over again!
Title: Re: Cat slaps a seal.
Post by: steve98 on April 30, 2021, 05:04:22 PM
Yes... are we the cat(s)?
Title: Re: Cat slaps a seal.
Post by: jonbob on May 01, 2021, 05:10:14 AM
ACAB, all cats are bastards
Title: Re: Cat slaps a seal.
Post by: Glebe on May 01, 2021, 05:46:50 PM
"Silence, water-dog."

(https://i.imgur.com/mFrEXBW.png)